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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT
I've given St. Louis **** in the past, but **** like this brings a tear to my eye. Soda is obviously correct, pop is stupid, but it isn't anywhere near as stupid as calling every single soda Coke. Like apply to that to any situation to see how ****ing ******ed it is. Do you drive a Honda? Yeah, I drive a Honda (Chevy). Are you drinking rum? Yeah, I'm drinking rum (vodka). Like wtf? How is that even a real word for soda? Seriously, start applying this principle to other things, and it should take you 5 seconds to realize how wrong and how stupid it is.
Was going to respond to this then I see jefe did. There are many things that are known by a specific brand name. Kleenex is the most obvious I can think of. A lesser-known one is Frisbee for flying disc (lol). Next time some hipster comes up to me with a non-Frisbee brand flying disc and says "hey, wanna play Frisbee Golf?" I'm going to slap him across the face and say "you must mean flying disc golf, you unbelievably inconsiderate bastard, you. But yeah, I will play. But not before I blow my nose with this FACIAL TISSUE, you sonofabitch."
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Originally Posted by sportsjefe
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Originally Posted by vaya
Have never had someone ask for coke and then be like "Wtf I wanted [other soda]"
I think that is an urban legend
In restaurants I've seen this plenty of times:
"What can I get you two to drink?"
"I'll have a water."
"I'll have a Coke."
"Alright, one water, one Coke...what kind?"
"Diet Dr. Pepper."
"Alright, those'll be out shortly. Y'all come back now y'hear?"
OK the last line I just added to rustle jimmies. Never heard that last line but everything prior was accurate. Tilting as ****. Mostly because the person ordering should just say YES I'LL HAVE A DIET DR. PEPPER please, and skip the extra step.