bran is a ****boi

arya and brienne stuff was great. jamie is awesome. love bronn. even dickon was cool.

the dragon footage, nice. dothraki, sweet. DANY ON A ****ING DRAGON GIVE ME A ****ING BREAK PULLING A SPEAR OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR **** YOU DANY.

#teamANYONEBUTHER

I mean, hes def not gonna drown in the damn river.

pretty sure its supposed to be a large waterway but whatever. they didnt portray it as such. he is certainly supposed to be in pretty great danger tho.

thought they made it seem that only a small portion of the army was straggling behind. old man tarly wanted to whip them. really, GOT can do whatever they want. either say only a few soldiers got torched and the rest were with the gold in the city, or a large portion was lost. Id imagine they go with the former. or even both.

well I def agree that it is not really in character for her to pick a fight and showoff. and while I think brienne's ego could get the better of her, I highly doubt she would go hard with a real blade.

but its a fantasy show with magic and dragons and zombies and incest and outlandish characters so wtfever, it was a decently well done scene and fun to watch.

Would have liked to see Lannister Army vs. Dothraki straoght up. Pretty sure Dothraki get murked.

Another cool thing about DICKON is that he presumably bullied and antagonized fat sam throughout their entire childhoods.

Lmao nice

Whatever happened to that kid Davos sent away with in a boat after he released him?

I'm pretty sure we haven heard from him since. Gendry

Pretty epic episode overall. I'm not on board with the "Arya fight scene was awesome" crowd though. I felt it was a bit underwhelming but I guess it was only sparring so that's solid enough.

Dragon seems pretty powerful. Three dragons seem pretty powerful. Can whitealkers even shoot arrows and stuff. Seems like that entire army could potentially be roasted by one dragon.

Lol that girltalk scene between Danny and the hot translator. Does that slight head nudge with the line count as foreshadowing of imminent Danny on Jon action?
Someone better with the giffing fish it out. It's when they go blahblah a lot happened and Jon is just standing there. Timing of the head move was pretty obvious.

And saying "dead men **** themselves" right next to Jaime, whose dad died on the ****ter

Davos told Jon he's been staring at Danny's boobs, seems like clearer foreshadowing

Ok I've come up with something good

LEES indeed turns into the evil (goat) queen and her folks start turning on her. Her and snow start falling for each other. SNOW slowly saves everyone after he tells her she's becoming cersei. They then save the world

Or maybe jorah comes and helps talk some sense into her.

Not sure about that guy who has been portrayed by two people fits into this. Maybe he comes and tries to kill JON and they have an epic fight and snow kills him. Folks get mad. DANY swoons harder

lol KHALEESI h8rs

Dragons goat

Bronn goat

Arya goat

JON

KHALEESI

Dothraki slaughter them. Robert says in season one that only a fool would meet the Dothraki in an open field and that the only way to survive against them was to hide behind your walls.

Armor tho

Lol Dothraki

would be sweet if Jon and LEES bang it out and she has a downs dragon.

Better yet a JOFF Dragon

Bookreader thread full of bookreaders outraged that peoole who may have read spoilers shouldn't be posting. Priceless.

Ootv no bookrrader thread full of people who literally cant understand the english language and couldnt make out that bran said "chaos is a ladder"

Lol oot

lol just clicked on it for the first time in years out of curiosity

also full of people who don't understand how banks work

"OMG WHY WOULD SHE PAY BACK A LOAN IF SHE JUST NEEDS TO BORROW MORE MONEY LATER"

I know ppl are by in large morons but even still I refuse to believe this was actually said

All Jorah is coming back to do is get cucked. In fact I hope Melisandre brings Khal Drogo back from the dead and him and John tag team Dany while Jorah watches and picks AIDS scars off his skin

Noticed a bit of timeline info on rewatch - the first scene with the army, where Jaime gives Bronn the gold, has some buttes in the far background on the horizon.

In the battle scene, they have made it to the buttes, implying it's been several days at least

Yep. Jorah after years and years of sacrifice and loyal service gets his skin ripped off to cure himself and finally catches a break since Dario is MIA, only to get immediately CUCKED by Dany's uncle whom she just met and refuses to bend the knee.

*nephew