SE Player Haters Ball
11-09-2013
, 09:21 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
FIRST UP, THIS FAT DUMBASS BATTLETOAD PIECE OF ****
YOU FACED A TEAM THAT GAVE UP 200+ RUSH YARDS AGAINST WYOMING ON 7.1 PER AND MANAGED A WHOPPING -20 YARDS. GJGE. LIKE ZIMMER SAID IT'S LIKE YOU ZAP YOURSELF WITH THE MEN IN BLACK LASER AFTER EACH GAME AND FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL. I HOPE SOMEONE PAINTS A GRENADE TO LOOK A CHEESEBURGER AND HANDS IT TO YOU
SPEAKING OF CHEESEBURGERS
YOU'RE BARELY QUALIFIED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS. ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE THEN YOU'D NEED TO WEAR A HEADSET
A LIST OF COACHES BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'RE SO SOFT THAT RICHIE INCOGNITO LOOKED AT YOU AND SAID "SORRY COACH, THIS ONE'S A LOST CAUSE"
SPEAKING OF INCOGNITO
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE THIS? NOPE. YOU ARE INCOGNITO 2.0. LET'S RUN DOWN THE LIST
1. SCUMBAG OL FROM PHOENIX
2. SICK TRIBAL TATZ
3. YOU THINK AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO A GIRL ACCUSING YOUR SCUMBAG ROOMMATE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT IS TO THREATEN TO RAPE HER
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
**** you all
11-09-2013
, 09:47 PM
Quote:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
FIRST UP, THIS FAT DUMBASS BATTLETOAD PIECE OF ****
YOU FACED A TEAM THAT GAVE UP 200+ RUSH YARDS AGAINST WYOMING ON 7.1 PER AND MANAGED A WHOPPING -20 YARDS. GJGE. LIKE ZIMMER SAID IT'S LIKE YOU ZAP YOURSELF WITH THE MEN IN BLACK LASER AFTER EACH GAME AND FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL. I HOPE SOMEONE PAINTS A GRENADE TO LOOK A CHEESEBURGER AND HANDS IT TO YOU
SPEAKING OF CHEESEBURGERS
YOU'RE BARELY QUALIFIED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS. ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE THEN YOU'D NEED TO WEAR A HEADSET
A LIST OF COACHES BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'RE SO SOFT THAT RICHIE INCOGNITO LOOKED AT YOU AND SAID "SORRY COACH, THIS ONE'S A LOST CAUSE"
SPEAKING OF INCOGNITO
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE THIS? NOPE. YOU ARE INCOGNITO 2.0. LET'S RUN DOWN THE LIST
1. SCUMBAG OL FROM PHOENIX
2. SICK TRIBAL TATZ
3. YOU THINK AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO A GIRL ACCUSING YOUR SCUMBAG ROOMMATE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT IS TO THREATEN TO RAPE HER
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
**** you all
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
FIRST UP, THIS FAT DUMBASS BATTLETOAD PIECE OF ****
YOU FACED A TEAM THAT GAVE UP 200+ RUSH YARDS AGAINST WYOMING ON 7.1 PER AND MANAGED A WHOPPING -20 YARDS. GJGE. LIKE ZIMMER SAID IT'S LIKE YOU ZAP YOURSELF WITH THE MEN IN BLACK LASER AFTER EACH GAME AND FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL. I HOPE SOMEONE PAINTS A GRENADE TO LOOK A CHEESEBURGER AND HANDS IT TO YOU
SPEAKING OF CHEESEBURGERS
YOU'RE BARELY QUALIFIED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS. ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE THEN YOU'D NEED TO WEAR A HEADSET
A LIST OF COACHES BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'RE SO SOFT THAT RICHIE INCOGNITO LOOKED AT YOU AND SAID "SORRY COACH, THIS ONE'S A LOST CAUSE"
SPEAKING OF INCOGNITO
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE THIS? NOPE. YOU ARE INCOGNITO 2.0. LET'S RUN DOWN THE LIST
1. SCUMBAG OL FROM PHOENIX
2. SICK TRIBAL TATZ
3. YOU THINK AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO A GIRL ACCUSING YOUR SCUMBAG ROOMMATE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT IS TO THREATEN TO RAPE HER
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
**** you all
from giving zimmer proper credit for a stud comment to disguising a hand grenade as a cheeseburger to appropriate incognito jokes to CHILLY....
all in all, future haters need to step their game up. well done.
kinda makes me motivated to get my own hate on.
11-09-2013
, 10:32 PM
Quote:
The biggest doucher in sports - Robert Griffin. From the way he purposely wears panty hose on his arm and wears one glove to the way he completely threw his coaching staff under the bus last year and the beginning of this year.
He is the biggest attention whore I can remember since Favre. At least Favre was funny in the way he whored for attention whereas RG3 just does everything he can to make it all about him. I cant stand him. I cant stand how he tries to look like a female. I cant stand how he wore weird socks on purpose so that people would ask him questions about it - thus giving him more attention.
I once saw him interviewed right before a game on national TV and he responded to a question about his opponent by saying "This isnt about RG3 - this is about the Redskins. We need to win this as a team." - or something very similar ot that.
I was just thinking - she didnt even ask about you, she asked about the opponent. What kind of self absorbed ******* would even answer that it isnt about him in the first place?
For all of these reasons and more - I cant stand Robert Griffin. I'm sure Shanahan will get fired because RG3 threw such a temper tantum to start the year and now since RG3 cant win any games Shanahan will have ot take the fall.
**** you Rg3 - Luck is better anyways.
The biggest doucher in sports - Robert Griffin. From the way he purposely wears panty hose on his arm and wears one glove to the way he completely threw his coaching staff under the bus last year and the beginning of this year.
He is the biggest attention whore I can remember since Favre. At least Favre was funny in the way he whored for attention whereas RG3 just does everything he can to make it all about him. I cant stand him. I cant stand how he tries to look like a female. I cant stand how he wore weird socks on purpose so that people would ask him questions about it - thus giving him more attention.
I once saw him interviewed right before a game on national TV and he responded to a question about his opponent by saying "This isnt about RG3 - this is about the Redskins. We need to win this as a team." - or something very similar ot that.
I was just thinking - she didnt even ask about you, she asked about the opponent. What kind of self absorbed ******* would even answer that it isnt about him in the first place?
For all of these reasons and more - I cant stand Robert Griffin. I'm sure Shanahan will get fired because RG3 threw such a temper tantum to start the year and now since RG3 cant win any games Shanahan will have ot take the fall.
**** you Rg3 - Luck is better anyways.
11-09-2013
, 11:58 PM
11-10-2013
, 12:07 AM
11-10-2013
, 12:20 AM
11-10-2013
, 01:40 AM
11-10-2013
, 05:30 AM
Quote:
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
FIRST UP, THIS FAT DUMBASS BATTLETOAD PIECE OF ****
YOU FACED A TEAM THAT GAVE UP 200+ RUSH YARDS AGAINST WYOMING ON 7.1 PER AND MANAGED A WHOPPING -20 YARDS. GJGE. LIKE ZIMMER SAID IT'S LIKE YOU ZAP YOURSELF WITH THE MEN IN BLACK LASER AFTER EACH GAME AND FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL. I HOPE SOMEONE PAINTS A GRENADE TO LOOK A CHEESEBURGER AND HANDS IT TO YOU
SPEAKING OF CHEESEBURGERS
YOU'RE BARELY QUALIFIED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS. ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE THEN YOU'D NEED TO WEAR A HEADSET
A LIST OF COACHES BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'RE SO SOFT THAT RICHIE INCOGNITO LOOKED AT YOU AND SAID "SORRY COACH, THIS ONE'S A LOST CAUSE"
SPEAKING OF INCOGNITO
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE THIS? NOPE. YOU ARE INCOGNITO 2.0. LET'S RUN DOWN THE LIST
1. SCUMBAG OL FROM PHOENIX
2. SICK TRIBAL TATZ
3. YOU THINK AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO A GIRL ACCUSING YOUR SCUMBAG ROOMMATE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT IS TO THREATEN TO RAPE HER
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
**** you all
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
FIRST UP, THIS FAT DUMBASS BATTLETOAD PIECE OF ****
YOU FACED A TEAM THAT GAVE UP 200+ RUSH YARDS AGAINST WYOMING ON 7.1 PER AND MANAGED A WHOPPING -20 YARDS. GJGE. LIKE ZIMMER SAID IT'S LIKE YOU ZAP YOURSELF WITH THE MEN IN BLACK LASER AFTER EACH GAME AND FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT FOOTBALL. I HOPE SOMEONE PAINTS A GRENADE TO LOOK A CHEESEBURGER AND HANDS IT TO YOU
SPEAKING OF CHEESEBURGERS
YOU'RE BARELY QUALIFIED TO WORK AT MCDONALDS. ACTUALLY YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE THEN YOU'D NEED TO WEAR A HEADSET
A LIST OF COACHES BETTER THAN YOU
YOU'RE SO SOFT THAT RICHIE INCOGNITO LOOKED AT YOU AND SAID "SORRY COACH, THIS ONE'S A LOST CAUSE"
SPEAKING OF INCOGNITO
YOU THOUGHT YOU'D ESCAPE THIS? NOPE. YOU ARE INCOGNITO 2.0. LET'S RUN DOWN THE LIST
1. SCUMBAG OL FROM PHOENIX
2. SICK TRIBAL TATZ
3. YOU THINK AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO A GIRL ACCUSING YOUR SCUMBAG ROOMMATE OF SEXUAL ASSAULT IS TO THREATEN TO RAPE HER
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
**** you all
Shock and awe
11-11-2013
, 03:34 PM
11-18-2013
, 12:57 PM
Houston Texans.
I give up. After this post, I will not type the words "Texans", "Kubiak", or "Schaub" until Gary Kubiak is fired. I likely will not mention anyone else but to complain about owner Bob McNair, or speak about the good players like JJ Watt, Andre Johnson, or Case Keenum. I will not give your brand any more publicity, good or bad. You banned me for 2 months from your message board yesterday for cussing Gary Kubiak and repeatedly using the F-word with Vs in place of Us. And now, on with the hate:
Bob McNair. You suck. You are a non-existent owner, and I haven't seen you publicly in about 3 years. You really have no work to do as the owner, seeing as your stadium has sold out every game since 2002 and your pockets are lined with gold. You do not care about this franchise and it's obvious. You are the deadbeat dad of the NFL ownership. Everyone wanted you to fire Gary Kubiak after the dismal 2010 underperformance, yet you didn't. Because you simply don't put any analytical thought into anything whatsoever. You actually thought "Yeah, this guy has been here 5 years and for the last 3 years ESPN has been asking 'when will the Texans take that next step?' and we just went 6-10 in a ****ty division. Everyone hates Gary and wants him fired but firing him means I need to make a phone call and, well, I'm rather happy here watching Murder, She Wrote from my recliner."
My blame for the team's troubles has gone from Schaub, to Kubiak, and now it rests with you. Because you are the man in charge of this sinking....I would say Titanic but this team is more like a sinking ****ing ****ty ass canoe stocked with crappy beer, captained by some inbred redneck ass paddling down a river of piss in which he also happens to take his monthly bath with his sister-wife and their cubed-headed, non-clotting children.
Speaking of clots. This man.
I hate this man. I mean I hate him with all my surprisingly-existent soul. I wish him Schaivo'd. I see his stupid-ass crewcut and I want to shave that ****ing thing off your head. Are you 9? What ****ing reasonable person over the age of 9 styles their hair in the form of a god damn crewcut? Just you. And people whose job requires short hair. That's IT. Everyone else styles a reasonable coif. You actually have a really good head of hair but you ****ing waste it by cutting it in this Texas-A&M-Aggie-friendly fashion. I ****ing hate you. I spent 2 hours this morning on Google trying to figure out if you have any ounce of Japanese blood in you so that I can guilt-trip you into doing the right honorable thing and add seppuku to your Monday morning playbook. Right after ****, shower, shave. It's now 4 ****ing S's. ****, shower, shave, seppuku. Do it.
Matt Schaub.
The least-responsible in my opinion, but still needs bodily harm. I get that you are just a dude trying to do your best out there in a game where 290 pound guys are trying to tackle you. Look, I get that. I know you aren't TRYING to lose. But I still ****ing hate you and your pre-mature bald head. You look like you cannot learn, and being from Pittsburgh, this probably isn't far off. You are the least mobile quarterback I have ever seen. Other guys who are huge oafs like you at least are hard to tackle like Rape. You just ****ing turtle to any pressure whatsoever. There is no way you weren't born with dual genitalia because we've all seen your vagina many times.
You are so unathletic that you sustained a lisfranc injury on a god damn goal-line QB sneak. You once sprained your ankle after running out of bounds. Your ANY/A+ is a number so low that it would not be able to run for POTUS. Yes, you are that bad. You are being significantly outplayed by a first-year guy. You ****ing claimed that you were throwing 2 yard passes all year because the D was taking away the deep ball, then Keenum came in and slanged as many deep balls around the field as there are c0cks around your wife's face nightly. Many. Even your wife said she's never seen balls go that deep before. Every presser after you threw a pick-6 you would say **** like "WE need to get better". **** you. You calling out Andre Johnson yesterday is the most laughable thing I have ever seen. You do not deserve the keys to the Ferrari. Because you ****ing suck and cannot drive.
General: Gary Kubiak pulling Keenum yesterday for Schaub was legitimately the worst long-term franchise decision I've ever seen. It was incomprehensibly bad. I can't even verbalize the level of hate I have for that decision. Like, not only did he ruin this season, he's also trying to ruin the future. Gary has lost the entire clubhouse and much of the fanbase and rightfully so. Andre Johnson does not want this noodle-armed, noodle-dicked loser throwing him 2 yard passes. He wants Case in the game so he can make the HOF before he gets CTE. Andre, Watt, and Keenum should all demand trades. They deserve better than to rot in this useless wasteland of a franchise. I am no longer a fan of this team. I cannot endorse ****ty decisionmaking and will not root for the Texans as long as Gary Kubiak is their coach. I will likely not watch any more games if Schaub is in there. I can spend 4 more hours with my family instead of you piece of **** ******s.
I give up. After this post, I will not type the words "Texans", "Kubiak", or "Schaub" until Gary Kubiak is fired. I likely will not mention anyone else but to complain about owner Bob McNair, or speak about the good players like JJ Watt, Andre Johnson, or Case Keenum. I will not give your brand any more publicity, good or bad. You banned me for 2 months from your message board yesterday for cussing Gary Kubiak and repeatedly using the F-word with Vs in place of Us. And now, on with the hate:
Bob McNair. You suck. You are a non-existent owner, and I haven't seen you publicly in about 3 years. You really have no work to do as the owner, seeing as your stadium has sold out every game since 2002 and your pockets are lined with gold. You do not care about this franchise and it's obvious. You are the deadbeat dad of the NFL ownership. Everyone wanted you to fire Gary Kubiak after the dismal 2010 underperformance, yet you didn't. Because you simply don't put any analytical thought into anything whatsoever. You actually thought "Yeah, this guy has been here 5 years and for the last 3 years ESPN has been asking 'when will the Texans take that next step?' and we just went 6-10 in a ****ty division. Everyone hates Gary and wants him fired but firing him means I need to make a phone call and, well, I'm rather happy here watching Murder, She Wrote from my recliner."
My blame for the team's troubles has gone from Schaub, to Kubiak, and now it rests with you. Because you are the man in charge of this sinking....I would say Titanic but this team is more like a sinking ****ing ****ty ass canoe stocked with crappy beer, captained by some inbred redneck ass paddling down a river of piss in which he also happens to take his monthly bath with his sister-wife and their cubed-headed, non-clotting children.
Speaking of clots. This man.
I hate this man. I mean I hate him with all my surprisingly-existent soul. I wish him Schaivo'd. I see his stupid-ass crewcut and I want to shave that ****ing thing off your head. Are you 9? What ****ing reasonable person over the age of 9 styles their hair in the form of a god damn crewcut? Just you. And people whose job requires short hair. That's IT. Everyone else styles a reasonable coif. You actually have a really good head of hair but you ****ing waste it by cutting it in this Texas-A&M-Aggie-friendly fashion. I ****ing hate you. I spent 2 hours this morning on Google trying to figure out if you have any ounce of Japanese blood in you so that I can guilt-trip you into doing the right honorable thing and add seppuku to your Monday morning playbook. Right after ****, shower, shave. It's now 4 ****ing S's. ****, shower, shave, seppuku. Do it.
Matt Schaub.
The least-responsible in my opinion, but still needs bodily harm. I get that you are just a dude trying to do your best out there in a game where 290 pound guys are trying to tackle you. Look, I get that. I know you aren't TRYING to lose. But I still ****ing hate you and your pre-mature bald head. You look like you cannot learn, and being from Pittsburgh, this probably isn't far off. You are the least mobile quarterback I have ever seen. Other guys who are huge oafs like you at least are hard to tackle like Rape. You just ****ing turtle to any pressure whatsoever. There is no way you weren't born with dual genitalia because we've all seen your vagina many times.
You are so unathletic that you sustained a lisfranc injury on a god damn goal-line QB sneak. You once sprained your ankle after running out of bounds. Your ANY/A+ is a number so low that it would not be able to run for POTUS. Yes, you are that bad. You are being significantly outplayed by a first-year guy. You ****ing claimed that you were throwing 2 yard passes all year because the D was taking away the deep ball, then Keenum came in and slanged as many deep balls around the field as there are c0cks around your wife's face nightly. Many. Even your wife said she's never seen balls go that deep before. Every presser after you threw a pick-6 you would say **** like "WE need to get better". **** you. You calling out Andre Johnson yesterday is the most laughable thing I have ever seen. You do not deserve the keys to the Ferrari. Because you ****ing suck and cannot drive.
General: Gary Kubiak pulling Keenum yesterday for Schaub was legitimately the worst long-term franchise decision I've ever seen. It was incomprehensibly bad. I can't even verbalize the level of hate I have for that decision. Like, not only did he ruin this season, he's also trying to ruin the future. Gary has lost the entire clubhouse and much of the fanbase and rightfully so. Andre Johnson does not want this noodle-armed, noodle-dicked loser throwing him 2 yard passes. He wants Case in the game so he can make the HOF before he gets CTE. Andre, Watt, and Keenum should all demand trades. They deserve better than to rot in this useless wasteland of a franchise. I am no longer a fan of this team. I cannot endorse ****ty decisionmaking and will not root for the Texans as long as Gary Kubiak is their coach. I will likely not watch any more games if Schaub is in there. I can spend 4 more hours with my family instead of you piece of **** ******s.
Last edited by A-Rod's Cousin; 11-18-2013 at 01:06 PM.
11-18-2013
, 02:53 PM
11-18-2013
, 03:06 PM
