Thanks FW! Not sure the world is ready for Frank's full-blown campaign. Ftr my gaydar also suspects Richard Simmons, John Travolta, and any among us who will not bite a throw pillow in gentle surrender to a WEDNESDAY RIM FISTING BY MTV'S THE CHALLENGE RIVALS TWAIN

lol frank, what a spazz. him and jordan will be a pretty interesting rivals 3 team at least.

also massive lol ty, roylee straight up beasted that jungle and ty got owned by marlon. he looks pretty ripped so he must just have historical levels of WIL to be that bad at every competition.

awesome jungle altogether though. probably the best of the season thus far.

i think marlon should get more airtime, he seems like a pretty funny dude.

btw i liked how johnny defused the situation after frank's giant spazzfest.

it didn't even make sense why frank was so upset to begin with

Yeah Marlon and Jordan are both worthy of becoming CHALLENGE regs

ROYLEE needs to find better partners. Now he'll probably get stuck with that useless bitch who he hooked up with this season

First thing:

Ty does suck in eliminations. But he has always been relatively solid in missions. The final with Emily was a bit lol but the dude had a pretty damn good season in Battle of the Exes. Roylee did get screwed in battle of the exes with Naomi(gets sent home by Ty and Emily btw) but he got shafted getting Adam. But because of Ty, Adam gets kicked off. So Roylee gets MICHAEL. Lots of people like to bitch at Michael about the final but in the reunion it came out that Leroy told Michael that earlier in the final he wanted to quit. And the only reason they make it to the final is because of Mike. So the whole "Roylee gets screwed" thing seems a bit over the top. You can do a lot worse than Ty for missions, they both sucked in a final. Naomi sucked. Mike was incredibly solid.

As far as this episode, I give Marlon some solid status. Frank has been in one elimination and it was against a near WOAT team in Derek and Jonna. Frank just plain old sucks.

Aneesa and Ty is ****ing weird. I didn't know Aneesa was bisexual. Speaking of Aneesa it's over girl. You've been on these for over a decade. Battle of the Sexes where you tried to screw the original EMGOAT was in 2002ish. ****ing Mark was young then. Lets move on.

Johnny Bananas is on borrowed time. Nany and Jonna backing the right team is awesome. I want next guys episodes to go something like: Marlon/Jordan win. Bananas last place. Knight/Preston sent in. Knight/Preston winning though a final of CT/Wes, JB/Frank, and Marlon/Jordan would be epic too.

Girls episode should actually be a good one. Camilla is most definitely due for some crazy WOAT ****. A Diem/Aneesa vs Jemmye/Camilla would be solid. But Jonna/Nany probably get voted in due to lolpolitics.

TJ saying CT is goat is something I can't believe he means. DERRICKGOAT basically said that TJ and him were boys and before each elimination DERRICKGOAT would get sweet nothings whispered to him by TJ. No other competitor has said that happens. TJ knows that DERRICKGOAT is the best ever. DERRICKGOAT was also clearly shaken up when he got the news that TJ was hurt badly in a BMX event. CT has too many WOAT moments to be even considered. CT did have a top 3 CHALLENGE elimination moment when he rocked Johnny and Tyler in Rivals though. The hit he places on Tyler is near Reggie Bush Dead on the scale of hits.

I'm excited for the potential of a Duel III where you have Marlon/Jordan/Leroy/Knight /Wes/CT/Zach/Landon/DEREKGOAT(he did say he was willing to do one more) and maybe the return of Evan/Kenny if they can get over the whole "rape" thing that happened. Then you can throw in whatever garbage after that. Marlon/Jordan have brought in some really solid potential. Hell even Robb has some potential as well.(when compared to the some of the drivel that has come back over and over. Tyrie/Dunbar/Derrick **** like that). I guess you could add Chet to that list as well...meh.

If Marlon had lost it would have been two times in that elimination that division 1 football players would have lost in what is basically a bastardized Oklahoma drill. Marlon had to win for us football players.

Last but not least Wes with another solid quote about CT being his dog and just leading him. Wes has some amazing quotes through the seasons.

"Coming on to the Challenges are worth it. I'm in an exclusive club. Although I feel most of the members are a lot lower individuals than I am." -Wes

"Get a life, don't be me, be you." -Wes

Challenges have been a little meh. Could be more physical IMO

Meh they always seem to get an even number of types of events. They have mental, endurance and physical. We got back to back mental ones. I imagine of the last 3 challenges left we see Physical at least once, likely the last guys day will definitely be a physical challenge, and we will definitely see an endurance challenge, probably on the last girls day.

I think with that being the case we'll see two endurances and a physical. I can't imagine anymore mental challenges coming in.

I want to see the girls do the Oklahoma drill, preferably with Emily involved, I think she might kill one of the other girls

This is not a spoiler:

In the previews where they show "fights" from this season. One of them showed two girls in what looked like a full on scrap. It turns out it was Emily vs Nany, but it was actually just wrestling from this episode that didn't make it to air. I guess people started wrestling each other after Marlon and Leroy. Although it was only like 1-2 second flash depending what preview you watch, it looked like Nany was competitive.

emily would MOVE THE PILE like leroy did, and then paula would be able to ring a bell thats right above her

You gotta have resistance to move the pile, Emily would just pancake whoever is lined up across from her immediately followed by a decapitating closeline of the runner. Then when she's the runner, I'm picturing an AP style truckstick hit. Not buying a friendly wrestling match being a good proxy for the JUNGLE. Make it happen MTV

Speaking of AP, does anyone think RoyLee has the exact body as andrian Peterson. I would love to see a photoshop of the 2 next to each other.

they didn't get to the final becuase of mike. he didn't necessarily anchor them and he certainly helped with his noggin a few times but he didn't drag roylee to the final lol. to say the only reason they got to the final is because of mike is dumb.

the challenge before the final roylee climbed the rope like a ****ing navy seal to give them immunity and straight shot to the final

eta: just read the rest of the post. lol not even gonna get into the rest. my oh my.

good god no.

solid episode. i always watch a day late and am eager to see the posts after i see certain stuff. can't believe only one person commented on Aneesa charging like a rhino.

similarly aneesa and diem need to HIT THE BRICKS. if they get invited to another challenge hopefully the young people gang up on them and eliminate them asap for being washed up + horrible.

i wonder if landon would do another challenge. he's gonna be like 35 by the time there will be a duel 3, so hopefully we haven't seen the last of him.

in fairness to paula, that's more than dunbar could do

also lol'd at Knight's comment on the girls voting. said it should be easy but you never know what those morons will do. he's moving up in my rankings.

and why didn't jonna and nany get a penalty for next week? they clearly didn't GAF and kept going for their blindfolds as if they were gonna take them off. clear tank job.

ya i mean maybe the perception of mike was just positive enough to keep them from going into the jungle over brandon + ty, but he was mostly deadweight. roylee dominating the rope climb was def the most important thing to propel them into the final.

think they brought enough lols with their "attempt" to avoid a penalty

They need to have better challenges IMO. Enough with the mazes. Lets see some physical ones.

fair enough

I mean...analyzing CHALLENGE posts that have a ton of hyperbole makes this exercise a little rough. But by no means was Mike a bad partner and if the argument is he quit on the final, Roylee basically said he told Mike earlier he wanted to quit.

Not sure what is so awful about the rest of the post. I guess who I want to advance is different than yours and I know you have a hard on for Landon as GOAT player where I think DERRICKGOAT is the best.

And I know what the rebuttal is:



And yes. That is good enough for me to shut up.

that rope challenge was completely rigged to get ct in the elimination. the helicopter was whipping back and forth right at water level for him while when LEROY went up it was just chilling in the sky

i doubt it was rigged. kinda hard to control everything for that challenge. just bad luck.