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11-03-2017 , 04:58 PM
Just pull a Brady and destroy everything
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11-03-2017 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by bazooka87
Just pull a Brady and destroy everything
AKA "the Hillary"
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11-03-2017 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Browns GOAT ACL scouts.

Don't forget they cagily acquired both the Texans 1st & 2nd round picks in anticipation of the Tom Savage era.
and the eagles 2nd rounder this year that's going to be a high pick, oh wait.
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11-03-2017 , 05:35 PM
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zeke 23rd in the league in yards per carry, just behind matt forte and chris carson

so scary
Le'Veon Bell is 30th. I'm not worried...
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11-03-2017 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by wheatrich
and the eagles 2nd rounder this year that's going to be a high pick, oh wait.


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Watched a few games of wentz. My thoughts even though it's still tl;dr. games skimmed vs UNI (2015), SDST (2015), JVST (2015 title game)

He jumps on passes on roll outs/on the move, it's driving me crazy.

YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT THROW I yelled five or six times in the UNI game. (also in that game but not in the others he didn't really know what to do when his first read wasn't open)

The "strong arm, can make all the throws" cliche, actually does apply here, he will make throws that NFL scouts drool over and will make one you'll cringe and just hope it's not an INT.

He does not give a **** about good single coverage, he still rifles it in there. (and he can get away with it)

His sideline throws are the best part of his game, defenders try to jump it and it still goes over their heads and it's a catch.

If he sees a one on one matchup he likes, he'll go to it. Jump ball, whatever. I think it's an absolute must to pair him with a WR who can win contested deep ball catches because if his team doesn't have one, he's gonna throw some picks if he keeps thinking to do that.

Looks to me like he has + football IQ--if not at the very least he does a lot of quick identifying single coverage and attacking on plays (some of this is by design but some of it looks like wentz doing it).

A negative in that his quickness is that I think he's vulnerable to defenders jumping routes for picks imo especially aggressive zone cover safeties.

Wish he'd throw the ball in front of the receiver so he can catch in stride instead of at him more often. I think his throws get there a tick late for NFL but this is based entirely on feel and probably can be improved upon.

if I'm DC'ing against him I'm definitely tempted to use outside blitzes (or simply just make him move and he might revert into jump passing crap) and have defenders jump every route inside the numbers.

The bad for this evaluation--due to some read option, quickness of play and his OL vs the teams he faced, he did not face much pressure especially on the edge. Thus, his feel of the pocket is a ? for me and that's one of the big important ones for NFL success.

cliffs

*shrugs* I can see why the NFL loves him as he does the stuff they look for, (ie, he's tall, white, doesn't have short hands, and can sling it) Rumor has it he nailed interview/whiteboard too, best in years these rumors say, and if true, I think he's gonna start day 1, even if browns current non left side of OL may suggest that might not be the best idea) He also only started about a year and a half @NDSU, harder to project than I had hoped.
This is actually pretty good, especially since he took off this year with Alshon. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, though.

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i'll rank them eventually, gonna be awhile to get through them (and don't worry I won't post too much more before then)

Wentz looks better than Lynch to me overall. *shrugs*

Not sure I'd draft either.
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Hogan 14 tape trash
Hogan 15 tape, top 5 in the class and I can't tell why people like wentz better from a h2h standpoint other than herd following. Hogan throws a deep ball better from a consistency standpoint and definitely more accurate over the middle/intermediate and has way better ball placement.

Adams is somewhere between draft twitter's first round nonsense and NFL immediately ignoring him due to size/lack of getting rid of the ball quickly. He is Russell Wilson lite tho (good and bad). Hope he tries Seattle's camp since he won't get drafted. (and being a pacific northwest guy) also there's some rule where if a black guy is your starting QB, the backup has to be as well.
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Carson Wentz upside talk out there is too much considering he's a month younger than Teddy Bridgewater.
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THE YOUR TEAM HAS MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE EDITION

The rams are going to take Jared Goff. Let's check the stats.
vs Utah 5 INT's and a lost fumble. The only person in the NFL approving of that many turnovers at one time is Andy Reid. (HA A FAT JOKE GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHA)

anyway, gl with that guy rams.

also he got benched vs Oregon a year ago b/c his small hands couldn't hold on to the ball.

The Eagles are gonna draft Carson Wentz. In Wentz's profile the top 5 things everyone loves about him have nothing to do with actually playing football. The Eagles just know you can't have enough backup QB's in the NFL, they paid big $ for two and then spent half a draft and parts of two others getting a third one.

Also he wrote this, How we play football in North Dakota

It's much worse than you think.

Even though he sucks b/c you traded with the browns, which means wentz will inexplicably dilfer multiple super bowls. This sounds good to Eagles fans until they realize Dilfer was drafted by the Bucs.

Also, the Chargers are rumored to be taking stanley over tunsil because reasons, or buckner, depending on who's not full of ****.

Probably won't be many trades, but the team trading up will probably regret it.

Guys that I've got taken way too high outside of every QB in the draft today.
Leonard Floyd
Jack Conklin

so I've got jags + Giants b/c it would be the third straight year at least the Jags take a top 20 guy in the top 5 and the Giants becoming the first team to take OT's in r1 in b2b drafts and still needing 2 starting OT's is amazing.

and a massive lol to all the teams giving up many picks for a kinda ****ty or total **** QB today.
Also came across this by accident...

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Still not buying the Wentz hype. I think Lynch is better. Hell, I think Cook has a better chance to be a starting-caliber QB long term, if not an elite one.

Cardale Jones has a non-insignificant chance to end up as the best QB from this draft.
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11-03-2017 , 07:26 PM
JM, given your skills in finding old posts...any chance you can dig out our pre draft QB name conversation in light of today's Bill Simmons article?

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2017/1...g-bill-simmons

'NFL QB name rating' really does need to form a box in our pre draft QB evaluation matrix
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11-03-2017 , 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
JM, given your skills in finding old posts...any chance you can dig out our pre draft QB name conversation in light of today's Bill Simmons article?

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2017/1...g-bill-simmons

'NFL QB name rating' really does need to form a box in our pre draft QB evaluation matrix
I actually was looking at some of those posts yesterday...gimme a minute.
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11-03-2017 , 07:55 PM
Sorry, got distracted by work...

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Tall, white, big-armed QBs do tend to win Super Bowls.
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
true, but an even better indicator is surname syllables.

Of 20 QBs to have appeared in more than 1 Super Bowl, 16 have had 2 syllable surnames, 2 have had 1 syllable surnames, (Starr, Favre) only 1 has had 3 syllables (Tarkenton) and 1 has had 4 (Rape).

I realise that 2 syllable QBs flame out too, but we've seen what happens when arrogant GMs try to buck the odds and pick Mettenberger, Hackenburg, Osweiler and their ilk. When will these guys learn?

It's no wonder Teddy Bridgewater got injured - he had the weight of all those 3 and 4 syllable failures throughout history dragging him down. I'd be betting on a very nasty end to the Tannehill's career coming very soon.

I don't care what scouting reports I read on Trubisky, Peterman, Torgerson, they're off my board and staying there

Spoiler:
before any of you pedants jump in, I'm Australian and Montana has 2 syllables where I come from
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The Paul Perkins era is upon us


More than that, it's the Cool Name Theory. Good QBs have short, punchy names, or otherwise cool-sounding names. Tom Brady. Joe Montana. Drew Brees. Cam Newton. Bart Starr. Dan Fouts. Steve Young. I could go on. Point is, a QB's name should sound like it could belong on a TV series followed by "Private Eye."

Bad QBs have names that make them sound like spoiled brats. Like daddy had to sell the second yacht to pay for prep school. These entitled ****s never make it because they've been spoiled all their lives. Blaine Gabbert. Brady Quinn. Christian Hackenberg. Brock Osweiler.

The one exception is Peyton Manning-- he's just too talented. But if you remember how he used to whine when defenses wouldn't do what he wanted them to in the playoffs, you'll understand how spoiled-brat theory fits him.
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Brees is also one syllable, study does not hold up under peer review.
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He's from the Bart Starr school of naming.
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Whitney Mercilus had to be the toughest prospect to scout...
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"Ben Roethlisberger" is another weird example. "Ben" is a cool QB name; "Roethlisberger" is an "I'm so spoiled I think I can commit multiple rapes and get away with it" name.

So, uh, I guess it checks out.
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I'm enjoying these theories. When combined who will be the top QB from this class and who will be a major bust?
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Davis Webb is the top QB name in the draft. that guy has stud written all over him.

I'm staying very far away from Mitch Trubisky, reminds me of Mitch Cumstein
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Mitch Trubisky is doomed given he's 3 syllables and there are no cool people in the world called 'Mitchell'

DeShaun Watson has the motivation - he really needs to make it work in football because nobody called DeShaun has ever gotten a promotion in an office environment

DeShone Kizer has similar first name issues but a way cooler surname and we could see him having his own show on MTV later in life

I'm going with Davis Webb. It's not brilliant, but he could have his own detective show and it kind of rolls off the tongue quite nicely


Poor CJ Beathard is completely ****ed, but I'm not telling him that. Anybody with that name learned how to fight at an early age (see Christine Michael) and should not be messed with
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You guys are sleeping on Jarod Evans.
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Not exactly TV detective worthy. Sounds more like the local butcher
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His full name is Jerod X. Evans. He'll do just fine.
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needs to shave his head asap and start going by "X" imo
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X Evans has real potential.
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Webster Slaughter is my all time favourite NFL name and may never be beaten, albeit Baccari Rambo is right up there and I genuinely hope Barkevious Mingo plays for 10+ years
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Kobe Buffalomeat
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There's a Safety on Air Force named Weston Steelhammer
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Captain Munnerlyn
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Might not even be the best safety name in this draft; there's a guy from Kansas named Fish Smithson.
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He's gonna make waves.
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At least he has the sense to not go by "Mitchell." "Mitch Trubisky" has some potential as an outlier a la "Fran Tarkenton," but I'd feel better if his name was Mitch Butcher or Mitch Stone or Mitch Powers or some such.
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if he's wedded to his last name then he needs an aliterative first name.

Tom Trubisky might throw for 4000 yards one day

Tyson Trubisky could play, albeit he might have to move to Tight End

Tantra Trubisky could be an amazing mystical yoga teacher
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"Tantra Trubisky" sounds like the main character on one of Steven Seagal's direct-to-video releases two years from now.
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DeShone Kizer should drop the "De"

Shone Kizer, pronounced Sean of course could win superbowls.
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thanks sean parker
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Ryan Leaf, Jeff George, Jeff Goff, Jake Locker , Tim Tebow , Pony Romo.
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Mack Strong-fullback for the Seahawks was always my favorite football name.
Not sure if this last one is related, but...

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You are never winning a superb owl with semen.

All in on romo for 2 years then lynch era imo.
Then I saw this right at the tail end of that convo...

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Revis was attacked by 5 men in Pittsburgh. Not clear how badly hurt he is.

Too soon to ask where AJ Green and Sammy Watkins were at that time?
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Probably at least 10 yards away.
Which made me
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11-03-2017 , 10:02 PM
Thanks! That was a fun reprise

Maybe Bill Simmons reads our lil thread?
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11-03-2017 , 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
Thanks! That was a fun reprise

Maybe Bill Simmons reads our lil thread?
The NBA thread has long thought he got a lot of material from there.
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11-04-2017 , 12:18 AM
I suspect Pederson's work with Wentz might be nearly as important as McVay's work with Goff, but we didn't see Wentz with a Jeff Fisher-quality coach.

There were a lot of reasons to be suspicious of Wentz: Age, extremely limited experience and all at a low level, stone feet in the pocket, not particularly impressive production. I missed a lot in 2016; I might not have been thorough enough in my work. I did at least have Dak higher than the consensus but didn't have enough confidence in my evaluations to put him higher than top-75. Oh, well, can't win them all.
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11-04-2017 , 01:06 AM
nath, why don't you ever post in the game-day threads?
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11-05-2017 , 02:39 AM
I don't know about "crying", but enjoyed this


https://twitter.com/spiceadams/statu...03395191656448
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11-05-2017 , 03:28 PM
AJ Green got mad
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11-05-2017 , 03:37 PM
Best video I've seen

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11-05-2017 , 03:46 PM
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11-05-2017 , 04:05 PM
Evans decides to one up AJG
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11-05-2017 , 04:47 PM
Not sure Ramsey needs to be ejected tbh
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11-05-2017 , 07:45 PM
Panthers with 201 yards rushing vs the Falcons. Stewart had 11 carries for 21 yards with two lost fumbles and he's averaging less than 3ypc on the season while being worse than useless in the passing game. How is he still employed?
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11-05-2017 , 08:17 PM
looks like AJ took a helmet to the nuts while he was pounding Ramsey. That shoulda been punishment enough.
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11-06-2017 , 12:17 AM


Um, wtf is this? I'm beginning to doubt JW's leadership abilitites.
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11-06-2017 , 12:26 AM
Beginning?
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11-06-2017 , 12:49 AM
Working theory: Mike Florio isn't human. He looks and sounds like one, but his movements are off. His glassy eyes never move, his motion is too slow, and the only gesture he has is that unconvincing head nod that starts before the person he's agreeing with has even made a point. He's either CGI or some kind of experimental animatronic piece owned by NBC.
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11-06-2017 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm
nath, why don't you ever post in the game-day threads?
Couple reasons, one being I'm usually manning Zone Reads Twitter if I'm online, another is that I have Sunday Ticket which runs a bit behind broadcast so I often have to sit out live discussions to avoid spoilers if that's how I'm watching games
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11-06-2017 , 01:22 AM
the Julio Jones End Zone drop was ugly as hell, but I haven't seen anything uglier all season than Eli Apple running backwards away from making a tackle on Robert Woods on that 3rd and 33 screen play that he scored from.

I mean...if you're scared to tackle Robert Woods, there really isn't any way you should be on a football field. And this was a dude the Giants drafted #10
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