Sorry, got distracted by work...
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Originally Posted by Heroball
Tall, white, big-armed QBs do tend to win Super Bowls.
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
true, but an even better indicator is surname syllables.
Of 20 QBs to have appeared in more than 1 Super Bowl, 16 have had 2 syllable surnames, 2 have had 1 syllable surnames, (Starr, Favre) only 1 has had 3 syllables (Tarkenton) and 1 has had 4 (Rape).
I realise that 2 syllable QBs flame out too, but we've seen what happens when arrogant GMs try to buck the odds and pick Mettenberger, Hackenburg, Osweiler and their ilk. When will these guys learn?
It's no wonder Teddy Bridgewater got injured - he had the weight of all those 3 and 4 syllable failures throughout history dragging him down. I'd be betting on a very nasty end to the Tannehill's career coming very soon.
I don't care what scouting reports I read on Trubisky, Peterman, Torgerson, they're off my board and staying there
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Originally Posted by nath
The Paul Perkins era is upon us
More than that, it's the Cool Name Theory. Good QBs have short, punchy names, or otherwise cool-sounding names. Tom Brady. Joe Montana. Drew Brees. Cam Newton. Bart Starr. Dan Fouts. Steve Young. I could go on. Point is, a QB's name should sound like it could belong on a TV series followed by "Private Eye."
Bad QBs have names that make them sound like spoiled brats. Like daddy had to sell the second yacht to pay for prep school. These entitled ****s never make it because they've been spoiled all their lives. Blaine Gabbert. Brady Quinn. Christian Hackenberg. Brock Osweiler.
The one exception is Peyton Manning-- he's just too talented. But if you remember how he used to whine when defenses wouldn't do what he wanted them to in the playoffs, you'll understand how spoiled-brat theory fits him.
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Originally Posted by Noze
Brees is also one syllable, study does not hold up under peer review.
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
He's from the Bart Starr school of naming.
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Whitney Mercilus had to be the toughest prospect to scout...
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Originally Posted by nath
"Ben Roethlisberger" is another weird example. "Ben" is a cool QB name; "Roethlisberger" is an "I'm so spoiled I think I can commit multiple rapes and get away with it" name.
So, uh, I guess it checks out.
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Originally Posted by tabbaker
I'm enjoying these theories. When combined who will be the top QB from this class and who will be a major bust?
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Originally Posted by Kneel B4 Zod
Davis Webb is the top QB name in the draft. that guy has stud written all over him.
I'm staying very far away from Mitch Trubisky, reminds me of Mitch Cumstein
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
Mitch Trubisky is doomed given he's 3 syllables and there are no cool people in the world called 'Mitchell'
DeShaun Watson has the motivation - he really needs to make it work in football because nobody called DeShaun has ever gotten a promotion in an office environment
DeShone Kizer has similar first name issues but a way cooler surname and we could see him having his own show on MTV later in life
I'm going with Davis Webb. It's not brilliant, but he could have his own detective show and it kind of rolls off the tongue quite nicely
Poor CJ Beathard is completely ****ed, but I'm not telling him that. Anybody with that name learned how to fight at an early age (see Christine Michael) and should not be messed with
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
You guys are sleeping on Jarod Evans.
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
Not exactly TV detective worthy. Sounds more like the local butcher
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
His full name is Jerod X. Evans. He'll do just fine.
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Originally Posted by Alpha Fish
needs to shave his head asap and start going by "X" imo
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
X Evans has real potential.
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
Webster Slaughter is my all time favourite NFL name and may never be beaten, albeit Baccari Rambo is right up there and I genuinely hope Barkevious Mingo plays for 10+ years
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Originally Posted by MrWookie
Kobe Buffalomeat
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Originally Posted by brandoncla
There's a Safety on Air Force named Weston Steelhammer
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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish
Captain Munnerlyn
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Originally Posted by nath
Might not even be the best safety name in this draft; there's a guy from Kansas named Fish Smithson.
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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish
He's gonna make waves.
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Originally Posted by nath
At least he has the sense to not go by "Mitchell." "Mitch Trubisky" has some potential as an outlier a la "Fran Tarkenton," but I'd feel better if his name was Mitch Butcher or Mitch Stone or Mitch Powers or some such.
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
if he's wedded to his last name then he needs an aliterative first name.
Tom Trubisky might throw for 4000 yards one day
Tyson Trubisky could play, albeit he might have to move to Tight End
Tantra Trubisky could be an amazing mystical yoga teacher
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Originally Posted by nath
"Tantra Trubisky" sounds like the main character on one of Steven Seagal's direct-to-video releases two years from now.
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Originally Posted by Fonkey123
DeShone Kizer should drop the "De"
Shone Kizer, pronounced Sean of course could win superbowls.
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
thanks sean parker
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Originally Posted by MrAdvantage
Ryan Leaf, Jeff George, Jeff Goff, Jake Locker , Tim Tebow , Pony Romo.
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Originally Posted by VincentVega
Mack Strong-fullback for the Seahawks was always my favorite football name.
Not sure if this last one is related, but...
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Originally Posted by Fonkey123
You are never winning a superb owl with semen.
All in on romo for 2 years then lynch era imo.
Then I saw this right at the tail end of that convo...
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Originally Posted by DrOldSchool2
Revis was attacked by 5 men in Pittsburgh. Not clear how badly hurt he is.
Too soon to ask where AJ Green and Sammy Watkins were at that time?
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Originally Posted by JMurder3
Probably at least 10 yards away.
Which made me