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10-22-2009 , 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by kidcolin
I was thinking about ranking every player in the nba in order of how much I like (or dislike) them. Mo would be very close to the bottom. Nothing but a hanger on, overrated by everyone (including himself), completely unraveled in the playoffs.. just a massive bitch. Way more than Bobbo.
This is the greatest post in the history of forums. You are now my most favorite poaster. Wow. Just wow.

KC-- Where Amazing Happens.

Bolded btw is pretty difficult to do.
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10-22-2009 , 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by NozeCandy
FWIW after I downed that chili I went out for a ****load of awesome sushi and am currently on beer #8. Doin' work tonight. And my new job provides catering and a buffet spread for all hours that I work. Gettin' big yo.
Hi Noze?

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10-22-2009 , 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
I'm 6'2" 190, which if I'm following this thread correctly means I am the pinnacle of human achievement.
is that with or without your assortment of race cards?

I thought you said you were fat?
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10-22-2009 , 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dschmeidreu
Since this is totally gay i will be taking off this image within a few hours after Bobbo can see it and cry that he's definitely not as muscular.

Muscle contest with Bobbo or b-ball with Noze. Both will obv decline
This is the second gayest thing I've encountered today.

The gayest thing I did today was sitting near a shirtless Bobbo, who looks like Charles Oakley compared to you.
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10-22-2009 , 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by <3_Tha_Grind
You are DeMichele ripped.
bingo
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10-22-2009 , 11:19 PM
I also got blown after dinner, so I guess subtract a few grams.
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10-22-2009 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by NozeCandy
Gettin' 70's big yo.
word
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10-22-2009 , 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
My pickup story of the day...
Shane8888 tried driving in order to dunk on me. I met him at the rim and pulled a mutombo. WOOOOO
Alright, this was easily the gayest thing that happened to me today.
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10-22-2009 , 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by G0tGame?
Im 6'7" and pretty sure I top every weight posted so far.
6'4"-6'5" and an actively gaining 242.
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10-22-2009 , 11:26 PM
I downloaded the Better Basketball series and there's a part on post play with Jermaine O'Neal.

It starts with O'Neal talking about how the NBA game plays and how you need to love contact to play the post. He then goes on to display a dizzying array of fall-away jumpers from the post. Fail.
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10-22-2009 , 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted by shane88888
6'4"-6'5" and an actively gaining 242.
fwiw this is why i complain about playing near the hoop, 2 games of 3on3 i had to guard shane in the post. im giving up 4 (or 5) inches and 75 lbs. its just not fun.

also, shane, your little righty baby hook (you normally shoot it off your left foot turning to the hoop, but you turned right 2 or so times over the 4 games tonight) is VERY effective. it's a shame we couldnt get you more of those shots playing 5s (our teammates were NOT the passing kind...)

jermaine o'neal wants to teach you the TAJ too, so that you can be hard and powerful in the post - rewatch those vids, imo.
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10-23-2009 , 12:14 AM
Why isn't Bynum playing? Is he injured again?
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10-23-2009 , 12:16 AM
Pretty sure DJ Mbengba is the anti-Bobbo.

What a beast 7 blocks just completely stuffed kenyon martin at the rim and about a minute before martin tried to dunk on dj and backrimmed it.
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10-23-2009 , 12:17 AM
Bynum has a strained shoulder but nothing serious. Just held him out for rest basically.
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10-23-2009 , 12:20 AM
So I ordered some pizza tonight and the guy who delivered it plays against me at the Y.
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10-23-2009 , 12:30 AM
goddamn lakers are going to rape this year there i said it fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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10-23-2009 , 12:41 AM
Reading through this thread, if anyone needs advice on different drinks to try / alcohol varieties please ask. VIP bartender / "mixologist" I don't have much faith in that document but apparently it accounts for something.
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10-23-2009 , 12:44 AM
Do we get a postgame from Ernie and the gang?
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10-23-2009 , 01:05 AM
Bobbo lent me The Jordan Rules, and I'm about 2/3 through - i'll finish on the plane back to the best coast tomorrow (including a lovely layover in phx) - and it's completely lived up to the hype. I think my current favorite thing to read about is people who reach the pinnacle of a field, while remaining fairly dispicable otherwise. I can't ****ing stand ******ed idolatry, and it's at the point where I think I actually prefer my heroes to be insufferable pricks, going back at least as far as Beethoven.
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10-23-2009 , 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
fwiw this is why i complain about playing near the hoop, 2 games of 3on3 i had to guard shane in the post. im giving up 4 (or 5) inches and 75 lbs. its just not fun.

also, shane, your little righty baby hook (you normally shoot it off your left foot turning to the hoop, but you turned right 2 or so times over the 4 games tonight) is VERY effective. it's a shame we couldnt get you more of those shots playing 5s (our teammates were NOT the passing kind...)

jermaine o'neal wants to teach you the TAJ too, so that you can be hard and powerful in the post - rewatch those vids, imo.
no kidding huh, I thought you were like 6'2" or 6'3", but apparently you are 6 ft 170, you bean. I suck at ball, but I could prolly throw you around pretty easily. I use my legs and hips pretty well to box people out and otherwise just get in their way. Even guys that are much faster than me have a hard time dribbling around me if I get my feet moving. Jumping is another story though, I am sure you'd swat me a few times.
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10-23-2009 , 01:07 AM
bobbo could easily put on 20 lbs. Hell, he could probably dunk if he did it right.
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10-23-2009 , 01:20 AM
Opening day needs to be soon.
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10-23-2009 , 01:21 AM
Yeah, Bobbo didn't you say you bought SS? Are you planning on doing that?
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10-23-2009 , 01:21 AM
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Originally Posted by TheUntouchable
Opening day needs to be soon.
it gets sooner every day my son.
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10-23-2009 , 01:27 AM
Aight I really like this song when I heard it on the radio


Go ahead and listen to it w/o watching the video imo.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU3VbMGIZeE

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then I looked up the group and found out the lead singer is a huge (literally) lezbo that doesn't shave her pits and doesn't mind stanking. This revelation kind of turns me off the group slightly, but the song is dope imo. what do I do?
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