Never looked at any pictures of Te'o with much scrutiny but looking at these now he has yellow pebble teeth

"lennay" is our generation's "deep throat"

Wait, Te'o wanted to get back with this fake non dead ***** after he found out this nonexistence person was "alive"... Really... WTF?

Anderson Cooper dropping truth bombs

Even if his fake dead girlfriend was alive for the Heisman award presentation, he still would have only been lei'd once that night

Did ESPNNews cut away from the presser? LMFAO

except deep throat was a real person

Yep

Oh no, not Lennay...Not Lennay!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THAT GUY'S FACE

lol they stopped investigating once they found the dimensions

Lol, "You don't know Manti". Good god.

Spinning this as an example of Manti's shining character is one hell of a brass balls gamble

lol the least skeptical will be the young people

Deadspin dude on CNN, although ridiculously unpolished for television, has basically come across as the most thorough journalist to appear on television in the last 10? 15? more? years

OH **** HAD TO GET AWAY ALMOST GOT CAUGHT IN BLATANT RACE BAITING AGHHHHHHHH MEDIA NOOOOOO YOU BASTARDS

Oh come the **** on, all of us here are skeptical, and all of us use social media.

Com'on old man.

the hoax is a hoax to explain away his terrible play against Alabama

lol he's crying amazing

Reporter: "What if someone asked him an incriminating question? What did you advise him to do in that situation?"

Swarbick: "We advised him that he should focus on the game, continue to look forward."

NOW SWARBICK IS CRYING!!!!!! ZOMG!!! HE IS A NIGHTMARE!!!!

WE WERE VERY CONSCIOUS OF THE FACT THAT WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW


edit: goddamn espnnews is on delay wtf

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!

Jack Swarbrick for CEO of Bank of America

"I don't recall that!"

lolololololololololololol

amazing .