Reminder that the American otters still devoured some endangered-ass foreign monkey at the zoo. USA#1.

Even better. They chose to leave Asia for America. They also chose to play for Team USA rather than Team LOLsia. They're arguably more AMERICAN than me.

It's only right to honor their desire to be American despite the arbitrary nature of being born in some other place. Not their fault.

USA#1 is made up of people who chose to leave their countries for here to have a better life for themselves and their families


It's natural selection...it couldn't end any other way than USA#1

Nothing makes me happier than my kids' USA passports.

USA #1 in number of Donald Trump fans.

Simmer down before Trump decides to use your little island as a dumping ground for Mexican rapists.

Literally half the Cuban national field hockey team defected this week. Freedom too sweet to ignore, castro.

Once again, America has traveled to the heart of darkness and the land of the evil overlord Vladimir Putin and shown that we, USA, are indeed #1. Congrats to Christina Jones and Bill May, gold medalists in mixed duet technical synchronized swimming at the FINA World Championships in Kazan, Russia.





USA! USA! USA! USA!

wat

I mean, USA#1 and all that

but wat

Just goes to show you that no mater what the competition is, the ol' Red, White and Blue will rise to the top.



A steady diet of Au(that's gold, not Austrians) is what we live on.



USA! USA! USA!

Isn't Putin worth like $50 billion, and he still can't manage to rig an international competition held in their country? They figured it out in that 1972 Olympic gold medal basketball game. USA is just an untouchable #1 now.

Nothing gets my American c0ck hard faster than mixed duet technical synchronized swimming at the FINA World Championships. Well done, fellow Americans.

Putin Demoralized.

putin spent 50B on the winter lolympics

boston just told the IOC they wouldn't play their **** games, and they could go suck a fat ****.

only way I could be prouder is if they had literally thrown the IOC members into barrels of loose leaf tea and then thrown the tea in boston harbor

Colors dont run

The great thing about this thread is that I keep learning about competitions that I never knew existed.

Is there a world championships in underwater basketweaving or drunk mathematical trampoline trivia? I bet there is, and I bet the US is #1 in it.

USA #1 team just won the biggest prize in the history of eSports, $6.6m.

They beat two China#2 teams in a row to take home the championship.



Stadium was full of people chanting USA whenever they made a big play

I actually really appreciate this depiction of the bald eagle because irl the bald eagle looks down on everything because the USA is the best country on the planet.

It was a tamarin:



Supposedly the otters just got tired of that FACE.

XVI FINA World Championships

The Americans end the eight-day meet in the pool with 23 medals overall, including 8 gold, 10 silver and 5 bronze. The United States was the top country in the medal standings, and was awarded the FINA cup for its efforts.

The top performer at the Championships? An American, of course, Katie Ledecky



The 18-year-old won five gold medals (this gives her nine total when added to the four she won at the '13 Worlds in Barcelona .. Ledecky is an incredible 9-for-9 in world championship swims).

At the tender age of 15, this American phenom crushed the hopes of the host Brits by defeating U.K. world record holder Rebecca Adlington to win Olympic gold in the 800-meter freestyle. Tears were shed throughout London pubs as a result.

Ledecky's next stop? GOAT USA#1 Stanford University for studies and additional world-class swim training. Expect more big things from this American supernova in Rio.

Actual Headline: USA Settles for World Domination and All the Trophies

Three Counties in SoCal >>>> The World

World Number One golfer is of course an American man named Jordan America Spieth.