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Old 12-03-2012, 01:57 AM   #6926
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:58 AM   #6927
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what on God's green earth

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Old 12-03-2012, 02:01 AM   #6928
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:01 AM   #6929
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You know, I'm all for responsible geddy and knowing what you want geddy, but there are only 2 possible extenuating circumstances. She was impaired (drunk) or you didn't think you could do it without being hung up on her again.
Otherwise, I think you struck out bigtime.

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Old 12-03-2012, 02:02 AM   #6930
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:03 AM   #6931
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Guess I'm in the minority.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:04 AM   #6932
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Now, I know what you're thinking. I've just basically internet blue balled the **** out of you guys. You deserve better. So just give me a second to offer out an olive branch...hopefully it's worth it.
I'm reserving final judgement until this is presented
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:07 AM   #6933
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:10 AM   #6934
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:11 AM   #6935
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Betcha guys didn't see that one coming. Sorry boys. But I promised it gets better. And it does.

As I'm lying in my hotel bed on the Saturday morning, wondering if I made the right call, I get a message from the Oshawa princess - remember her? Well, we saw each other a few times after that kegger; we went to see The Smashing Pumpkins together and then we also went to the Vanier Cup...which was the second time I hooked up with her on a night I'd been hanging out with FG. Not out of spite, I promise, just ironic timing.

That second score was a little tougher. She wasn't sure if she wanted to go through with it, because she was afraid of leading me on. She left for a month-long trip through Southeast Asia on the weekend and she obviously had some concerns about starting to see someone right before she leaves for a while. I basically gave her the que sera, sera line and went with it, but she's really cool and I'm definitely interested.

Turns out she was drinking a little bit on Friday night as well, and we had been exchanging messages for a while. On Saturday morning, I wished her a safe trip and told her I'll be looking forward to when she returns. Instead of being put off by that, she replied with "pencil me in for an appointment when I get back." So I gave her a glib message about how hard it's gonna be to not tap that for a month. I got the following reply: "here's something that should tie you over for a while." There is an attachment.

DISCLAIMER: I'm sharing this because I feel bad about the FG curveball I just threw at you guys. You gentlemen know I'm all about delivering the goods. I share this in good faith...but so help me God, if this leaves spoilers itt or elsewhere, I will find you and I will make you pay. Or at the very least, that'll be the end of Geddy TR's.

So, without further adieu (NSFW)...

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Oh yeah...I got a better one than that too. But you guys aren't allowed to see it.

See dat ass? Dat ass is mine in a month.

[x] Still delivers the goods

I love you guys. Here's to the best thread in SE.

Yours in hockey and TR's,

Geddy
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:13 AM   #6936
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:14 AM   #6937
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The Smashing Pumpkins, eh? they still any good?

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Old 12-03-2012, 02:15 AM   #6938
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Good call Geddy. Her fault for not banging you when she had the chance. **** her and everything she stands for. She could have had you 1000 times over in the past 3 years. It's entirely her fault for being your typical, average, hot girl.

Girls seriously don't think sometimes. (all the time.)
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:15 AM   #6939
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(NSFW)...

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Old 12-03-2012, 02:15 AM   #6940
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legit loling, hold'em wins gif usage in this thread
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:15 AM   #6941
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haha. that would have been perfect 2 posts ago, hold'em.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:16 AM   #6942
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I basically gave her the que sera, sera line and went with it, but she's really cool and I'm definitely interested.
can never go wrong with que sera, sera

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Old 12-03-2012, 02:16 AM   #6943
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Those are OK panties but I prefer when the waistband is as thin as possible. G-strings are best.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:18 AM   #6944
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Geddy: Sometimes you have to do things for other people. When FG was throwing herself at you, did you think to yourself that the support group that helped you through all these times would love the TR of you turning her down? Of course you didn't, because you were thinking only of yourself. Don't be so selfish! If you aren't gonna bang her for you, at least take one for the team and bang her for 2+2.

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Old 12-03-2012, 02:19 AM   #6945
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Dude, I actually did. It's pretty sad that you guys were a serious consideration in my thought process of whether or not I should nail her.

I mean, that's kinda ****ed up when you think about it, lolol.
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:20 AM   #6946
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Geddy: Sometimes you have to do things for other people. When FG was throwing herself at you, did you think to yourself that the support group that helped you through all these times would love the TR of you turning her down? Of course you didn't, because you were thinking only of yourself. Don't be so selfish! If you aren't gonna bang her for you, at least take one for the team and bang her for 2+2.

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"You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some people you love."
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:20 AM   #6947
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Dude, I actually did. It's pretty sad that you guys were a serious consideration in my thought process of whether or not I should nail her.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:24 AM   #6948
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Gl redeems himself itt, but you will always wonder . . .

Ask any old guy. We always remember
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:27 AM   #6949
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haha. that would have been perfect 2 posts ago, hold'em.
I blame 2+2's unhealthy tolerance of gimmick accounts for ruining that sequence
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Old 12-03-2012, 02:28 AM   #6950
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THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
I made a decision that contributed to one of my greatest TR's ever.



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Gl redeems himself itt, but you will always wonder . . .

Ask any old guy. We always remember


Maybe I'll regret it, but honestly man, I just didn't want it anymore. And by no means do I think I've got the kind of game or looks to pull this off whenever I want - I'm not that arrogant - but I had a ton of conviction in my decision.

I really think I made the right call.
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