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08-13-2019 , 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by WaitingForMPJ
I think maybe the Pats?
haha, i think he would hate that. Colts iirc.
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08-13-2019 , 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by vixticator
I can pick whenever, I guess
lol, he could have posted this then, but vix has just informed me's taking Deatrich Wise Jr. (EDGE, NE, 25)
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08-13-2019 , 12:14 AM
Ok I picked for RT.
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08-13-2019 , 12:16 AM
Somehow I magically know who capone is a fan of - but I guess his clock is stopped until tomorrow.
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08-13-2019 , 12:17 AM
Maybe I should be researching my next pick instead of screwing around researching "worst loss in Colts history"?

What's funny is Colts fans seem to have to think about it sometimes - whereas every Chiefs fan has a top 10 list tattooed on their brains. We have a player who is "he who shall not be named".

The only variable seems to be when your first prison rape happened. You never forget your first one. After that the list is pretty consistent from fan to fan.
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08-13-2019 , 12:34 AM
Oh, I thought nath posted my pick. Apparently not.

Deatrich Wise Jr.
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08-13-2019 , 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by vixticator
Oh, I thought nath posted my pick. Apparently not.

Deatrich Wise Jr.
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Originally Posted by nath
lol, he could have posted this then, but vix has just informed me's taking Deatrich Wise Jr. (EDGE, NE, 25)
😬
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08-13-2019 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by nath
also you're up again wrath in case you didn't see that

(Owes pick)TJ Eckleburg12
(Owes pick) RT
capone
BillNye
JMurder3
nath
suzzer99
JimHalpert
TJ Eckleburg12
King~of~Diamonds
GrapesofRath
WaitingForMPJ
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08-13-2019 , 12:46 AM
Googling "worst loss in 49ers history" is ****ing depressing.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...istory#slide11

#1 on the list is:

Spoiler:
they didn't three-peat


BRB killing self now.

Does capone care about the Giants?
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08-13-2019 , 01:00 AM
Capone drafts Dream for an Insomniac - by Tiffany DeBartolo - Age 21 (the movie, not her).

Made by the daughter of disgraced 49ers owner Eddie DeBartolo. Easily the worst movie ever made.

Here's all you need to know about this movie: it starts in black and white for the first 1/4 of the movie or so, until Ione Skye meets the love of her life in the SF coffee shop she works at - then the movie switches to glorious color.



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08-13-2019 , 01:03 AM
that's pretty much what happens in The Wizard of Oz tho
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08-13-2019 , 01:14 AM
Sounds like a metaphor.

Color is love?
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08-13-2019 , 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by nath
haha, i think he would hate that. Colts iirc.
Indeed, also whomever put "Hank Baskett" as my pick when I was skipped, just some A+ trolling. Can almost guarantee it was nath.

For those unaware, Colts/Saints SB XLIV. Saints go for an onside kick coming out of the half, Baskett lets it hit his facemask then (claims he) recovers it. Players say they heard refs shouting "Blue ball" while they're sorting out the pile (You can clearly hear "Blue ball" on the footage, but it's impossible to say if it's a player or a ref). Saints are eventually awarded the ball and go on to score. Life is inherently unfair.

Anyway, with the actual 277th pick in the draft, I'll take Jabrill Peppers, Safety, Age 23/24-26
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08-13-2019 , 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by WaitingForMPJ
Sounds like a metaphor.

Color is love?
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08-13-2019 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by RT
Indeed, also whomever put "Hank Baskett" as my pick when I was skipped, just some A+ trolling. Can almost guarantee it was nath.

For those unaware, Colts/Saints SB XLIV. Saints go for an onside kick coming out of the half, Baskett lets it hit his facemask then (claims he) recovers it. Players say they heard refs shouting "Blue ball" while they're sorting out the pile (You can clearly hear "Blue ball" on the footage, but it's impossible to say if it's a player or a ref). Saints are eventually awarded the ball and go on to score. Life is inherently unfair.


Life is inherently unfair? Lol that's rich.

How about your team winning because our kicker, he who this day still shall not be named in Kansas City, missed inside 47 yards 3 times?

Or your team winning because you never had to punt and Morton Anderson missed a chip shot and a BS OPI on Tony Gonzalez?

Or your team winning because - well you were just way better and Herm is a terrible coach who refused to stop running LJ up the middle over and over and over?

Or your team winning because Andrew Luck fumbled it to himself and scored a TD, and we had 3 concussions in the first quarter to our best players, and Alex Smiff couldn't hold a 28-point mother****ing lead?

The prison rapist barely remembers. For the rapee (rapeee?) it's a different story.

You have no idea how much sports-PTSD (not to make light of real PTSD) I had leading up to that playoff game this year.

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08-13-2019 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by nath
that's pretty much what happens in The Wizard of Oz tho
Yeah but that was like the first color movie ever - so much much different situation.
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08-13-2019 , 01:20 AM
Easily the worst movie ever made is a bold claim.

Reminds me of MST3K. Anyone watch that?
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08-13-2019 , 01:30 AM
Sorry I forgot to add AINEC.

I love MST3K - massive fan.

The best are the ones with Joel. The funniest character being TV's Frank. But some of the ones with Mike are pretty good too.

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08-13-2019 , 01:37 AM
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08-13-2019 , 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by nath
😬
I must have been refreshing the last page.
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08-13-2019 , 03:16 AM
RT I fixed your pick.
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08-13-2019 , 03:28 AM
Hey now, that man had a cannon, you 'bout to cross some ****ing lines.
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08-13-2019 , 03:55 AM
Better?

Jason Whitlock went to Ball St. - and pushed Jeff George as the solution to all the Chiefs' QB problems for at least 15 years, maybe 20 - until George was 45 or so then he finally stopped.

You guys had a pretty sick run of top 5 picks there: Duane Bickett, John Hand, Jeff George, Steve Emtman, Quentin Coryatt (how do you miss that badly on #1 and #2 overall in the same year?), Trev Alberts.

Holy crap nice drafting after the mid-90s though:


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08-13-2019 , 03:57 AM
Holy Hell that's a deep cut
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08-13-2019 , 04:09 AM
Whatever - you're 3-0 vs. the Chiefs in playoff prison rapes.

I don't count the 1-1 in playoff games where the clearly better team won from the outset.
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