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07-07-2015 , 12:59 PM
She'll never learn. Should have decked her ass obviously.
07-07-2015 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter
There's this father in a family I'm working with who gets completely outraged when his 9 year old autistic son hits him; calling it domestic violence, claiming he can't help but scream/throw things/etc in response, etc.

There's a certain similarity in proportionality here. Like, the 9 year old is incapable of physically harming a 43 year old 200 lb man, and similarly this woman clearly wasn't even close to being capable of causing this guy any kind of physical injury. I wouldn't think the father laying out his son would be anything less than child abuse, and I don't think this college athlete responding with a right hook is appropriate in any way.

As I write this I think I might be contradicting myself based on my opinions in the Ray Lewis thread. Maybe my views are evolving? Maybe there are subtle but important differences? IDK nor care enough to go back and check.
There is something seriously wrong with that father.
07-07-2015 , 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
If you think a girl can't possibly hurt you you're mistaken. If you think that hitting anyone can't lead to their death you're mistaken. If you really knew how gross an infected human bite is and how common that result is you wouldn't have been so cavalier about it.

Don't ****ing hit other people without expecting to get hit is a good rule to live by.
Lol apparently this woman is a Komodo dragon who infects her victim with a weak glancing blow then slowly watches him die. How proud of your troll game are you right now?

Of course it's a good rule to live by. No one is defending this chick. We're just not absolving the FS QB either. Which you seem to want to do by focusing 100% of the attention on her for starting it. As usual. We've heard this broken record many times before.

What about kids ike? Where do you draw the line? Is it an age/weight thing? We know you don't give little girls any preferential treatment. Let's say a 10-year-old girl walks up to you in the grocery store and kicks you in the shin for no reason. Do you deck her? Exact same logic applies right? I mean the only issue here is the golden rule of don't go hitting people unless you expect to get hit back.

Last edited by suzzer99; 07-07-2015 at 01:07 PM.
07-07-2015 , 01:03 PM
Adults should not hit other adults. If that was some skinny hipster dude at the bar all of you would be in here yelling WORLDSTAR.
07-07-2015 , 01:05 PM
Also, if Peter Dinklage takes a swing at me he will get knocked the **** out.
07-07-2015 , 01:07 PM
I bet you can't punch that low.
07-07-2015 , 01:10 PM
Tiger knee to the face Sagat-style imo.
07-07-2015 , 01:17 PM
The notion that she couldn't have hurt him with a punch to the face seems pretty sexist. Even if she lacks the comparative strength of an elite college athlete, she could still break his nose or even knock him unconscious. If she had kicked him in the balls, it could have done serious damage as well. I don't think any adults should be punching each other, and I agree with 2/325, if this had been some scrawny frat bro in a tank top, yall would be cheering and laughing. My classmate served in the army in Iraq and I guarantee she could kick the **** out of 95% of guys, and I would never volunteer to take a punch from her.
07-07-2015 , 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by chezlaw
There is something seriously wrong with that father.
You're very right. Can you imagine doing parent training with him 2 hours a day 5 days a week? 6:00 pm - 8:00 pm has been my day's low point for three weeks.
07-07-2015 , 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Money2Burn
The notion that she couldn't have hurt him with a punch to the face seems pretty sexist. Even if she lacks the comparative strength of an elite college athlete, she could still break his nose or even knock him unconscious. If she had kicked him in the balls, it could have done serious damage as well. I don't think any adults should be punching each other, and I agree with 2/325, if this had been some scrawny frat bro in a tank top, yall would be cheering and laughing. My classmate served in the army in Iraq and I guarantee she could kick the **** out of 95% of guys, and I would never volunteer to take a punch from her.
And don't forget she said something racist too!
07-07-2015 , 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Lol apparently this woman is a Komodo dragon who infects her victim with a weak glancing blow then slowly watches him die. How proud of your troll game are you right now?

Of course it's a good rule to live by. No one is defending this chick. We're just not absolving the FS QB either. Which you seem to want to do by focusing 100% of the attention on her for starting it. As usual. We've heard this broken record many times before.

What about kids ike? Where do you draw the line? Is it an age/weight thing? We know you don't give little girls any preferential treatment. Let's say a 10-year-old girl walks up to you in the grocery store and kicks you in the shin for no reason. Do you deck her? Exact same logic applies right? I mean the only issue here is the golden rule of don't go hitting people unless you expect to get hit back.
What a ****ing stupid ass post suzzer. Comparing a grown ass woman responsible for her actions to a 10 year old girl? Peace out homie. This discussion is dead.
07-07-2015 , 01:29 PM


Next month: Special Common Sense Edition for Women.

Lesson 1: Don't poke your fist at a guy unless you plan to get knocked the **** out.

Last edited by suzzer99; 07-07-2015 at 01:35 PM.
07-07-2015 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Money2Burn
The notion that she couldn't have hurt him with a punch to the face seems pretty sexist. Even if she lacks the comparative strength of an elite college athlete, she could still break his nose or even knock him unconscious. If she had kicked him in the balls, it could have done serious damage as well. I don't think any adults should be punching each other, and I agree with 2/325, if this had been some scrawny frat bro in a tank top, yall would be cheering and laughing. My classmate served in the army in Iraq and I guarantee she could kick the **** out of 95% of guys, and I would never volunteer to take a punch from her.
Ok fine. But in this case she's a chubby drunk blonde and he already had a hold of the first hand she was shaking at him. There's not a lot of raring back she can do in that spot with most likely her non-dominant hand. What do you realistically put the odds of her doing some damage in that spot at? .1%?

Anyway she sucks and like I said I don't think anything should happen to him. I'm just not sure the takeaway should be 100% "Don't hit a dude and you won't get hit, that's just common sense" with 0% "A D-1 athlete should know better in that spot".

And thus concludes my 1 time a year of getting sucked into ikesland.
07-07-2015 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by microbet
He punched her for revenge, not self-defense.
LOL at "self defense." Of course it was revenge. He acted like a whiny coward and deserves all the mockery he receives. It's unfortunate to think that her punch was any type of serious attack or painful blow that should result in a grown man losing his temper; even to a bunch of calcium-deficient internet fiends such as yourselves. Her punch was a painless blow. His punch was 10x harder and the woman must now receive actual medical care, that of a tissue.
07-07-2015 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by sweep single
And don't forget she said something racist too!
That comment must really have bugged you, huh?
07-07-2015 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon
Adults should not hit other adults.
This. WTF is anyone even arguing about here.
07-07-2015 , 02:49 PM
Found a slow-mo of the video, it actually looks like he dodges her punch like ****in Ali.
07-07-2015 , 03:11 PM
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Paula Deen is garnering criticism after she posted a photograph of herself and her son Bobby dressed up like I Love Lucy's Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. Deen's son's face is painted brown, presumably in order to look like he is of Latino descent.
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07-07-2015 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 2/325Falcon
Adults should not hit anybody. If that was some skinny hipster dude at the bar all of you would be in here yelling WORLDSTAR.
Fyp. That stands in most cases. The rules change in cases of self defense or partularly cutting momma jokes.
07-07-2015 , 03:24 PM
Need to know if it's OK for a D3 athlete to hit an MMA chick. Like can the Yale squash captain punch Ronda Rousey if she hits him first at the bar?
07-07-2015 , 03:27 PM
Ruling: Both parties are at fault, both should be sentenced to be someones butlers for 30 days.


*gavel*
07-07-2015 , 03:41 PM
I believe Andy Kaufman established that fighting big strong girls is not only okay, but also funny. So aggressive MMA chicks are fair game. Not hitting them back is the pro move, as treating them like little girls is bound to hurt them far worse.
07-07-2015 , 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ikestoys
What a ****ing stupid ass post suzzer. Comparing a grown ass woman responsible for her actions to a 10 year old girl? Peace out homie. This discussion is dead.
Yeah suzzer, asking someone where the line is is for morons like...oh wait
07-07-2015 , 04:00 PM
Just trying to establish the line in ikes mind. Grown-ass woman perfectly ok to deck. Kids not ok. The more we know...
07-07-2015 , 04:01 PM
What if the guy is Peter Dinklage, but the girl is Brienne of Tarth?

      
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