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05-17-2013 , 08:11 AM
Congratulations on graduating LowKey. What career path are you leaning towards?
05-17-2013 , 11:35 AM
The Teen Mom 'star' from Iowa made a sex tape.
05-17-2013 , 12:51 PM
Lol, googled her, lost any chance of a boner for a while due to her face and her fake titties dont do it for me either.
05-17-2013 , 12:54 PM
Con-GRAD-ulations!



I declare May crazy relative month in addition to graduation time.
05-17-2013 , 06:34 PM
Offricially and officially the kind of scholar that wears his tassels on the left side. Bwamp.

Still can't spell tassel properly though, lol US educational system
05-17-2013 , 07:56 PM
Had my interview yesterday in Chicago. I think I can push off a reply from L.A. long enough to hear back (they said 7-10 days). Really want to stay in the Midbest
05-17-2013 , 09:14 PM
Pourqoui?
05-17-2013 , 09:16 PM
Stay in the Midwest? Mainly because I don't want to be that far from my family after what's happened recently. =\
05-18-2013 , 07:37 AM
Being near family is very important to me. Are the two jobs similar rjoe?
05-18-2013 , 09:34 AM
My dad watches Fox News six to eight hours a day. I asked him who his favorite people on there were and was impressed (sort of) when he said Megan Kelly and shep smith.
05-18-2013 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Pilkain
Being near family is very important to me. Are the two jobs similar rjoe?
Same job, same union, just different regions.
05-18-2013 , 12:00 PM
Non-zero chance Obama has you assassinated if you go to Chicago-style politics drones phone tap IRS Benghazi
05-18-2013 , 12:02 PM
True story: I applied to work for OFA in Chicago the other day.

When I went to the local for my interview OFA was set up there. I guess they moved the national offices from D.C. to Chicago after the election and they needed temporary space until their office is ready July 1.
05-18-2013 , 12:53 PM
My daughter is turning 5 and we're having her first actual party with friends from school (inviting her whole class, cousins etc.) My wife hired an event planner(!) for this and claims its super standard. She's crazy right?
05-18-2013 , 01:04 PM
Yes.
05-18-2013 , 01:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dessin d'enfant
My daughter is turning 5 and we're having her first actual party with friends from school (inviting her whole class, cousins etc.) My wife hired an event planner(!) for this and claims its super standard. She's crazy right?
Yes and no. Going that far over-the-top for anybody's birthday is ridiculous, and is only setting you up for ever-escalating expectations down the road. However, if you're going to do it, outsourcing the whole thing seems pretty wise.
05-18-2013 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SenorKeeed
No. All. In. Cash. I make sure he's talking about a money market account and it's not like buried in the backyard or something. So he says he wants to have some Morgan Stanley Douche manage his money. The Morgan Stanley Douche will charge 1% of his assets per year. I tell him this is better than his current allocation but a big waste. Like literally all this MSD is going to do is put 50% in a broadly diversified mutual fund and 50% in a bonds fund, right? Or something not far from that? He can do the same thing after like an hour of research with his Vanguard account.
If you can convince him to just index fund it (vti, vwo, bond fund) and he'll stick to it thats the way to go. If he'll do crazy things like drastically change allocations after a bad month it's prob worth it to pay somebody to prevent him from doing that.
05-18-2013 , 01:05 PM
There's no event planner for a 5 year olds birthday.
05-18-2013 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by zikzak
Yes and no. Going that far over-the-top for anybody's birthday is ridiculous, and is only setting you up for ever-escalating expectations down the road. However, if you're going to do it, outsourcing the whole thing seems pretty wise.
The thing was I agreed to over the top.....we just had twins and she's been really good (much better than we expected) with all the change. I just though over the top was a clown or something. And it just seems odd to just say oh well planners are normal for kids parties.

And I should mention (though i obv didn't when I was talking to her) that my wife doesn't work so outsourcing doesn't seem necessary.
05-18-2013 , 01:17 PM
dessin,

I suggest looking into these guys:

05-18-2013 , 01:42 PM
^^^^^lol...but yeah, a petting zoo and pony rides are apparently on the brainstorming list.
05-18-2013 , 01:46 PM
Here is how you throw a party for five year olds, right?

Face paint. Jelly and ice cream. Cake with candles. Hats. Balloons. Games like pass the parcel that will be meticulously planned but wont go as planned. Noise. Lots and lots of noise, warn the neighbours. Not in that order.
05-18-2013 , 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dessin d'enfant
If you can convince him to just index fund it (vti, vwo, bond fund) and he'll stick to it thats the way to go. If he'll do crazy things like drastically change allocations after a bad month it's prob worth it to pay somebody to prevent him from doing that.
Yeah, I know. It just gets me that he's going to be buying this guy a new car every year or two for doing basically nothing. Whatever, none of my business.
05-18-2013 , 02:03 PM
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And I should mention (though i obv didn't when I was talking to her) that my wife doesn't work so outsourcing doesn't seem necessary.
See the Family Guy episode with Stewie's first bday.
05-18-2013 , 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by [Phill]
Here is how you throw a party for five year olds, right?

Face paint. Jelly and ice cream. Cake with candles. Hats. Balloons. Games like pass the parcel that will be meticulously planned but wont go as planned. Noise. Lots and lots of noise, warn the neighbours. Not in that order.


In the US we play a game where kids shoot at balloons on a board for prizes. Good game for a 5 yr olds party IMO.

      
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