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07-23-2008 , 04:23 PM

#301

Case Closed

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Borodog

Might I suggest ikestoys for the position of food taster, Sire?

I think he would be more useful as the general protectorate of all this status quo imo.

07-23-2008 , 04:25 PM

#302

pvn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

(a bunch of crybaby whining deleted)

We banish thee to the Golf forum.

07-23-2008 , 04:26 PM

#303

pvn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Borodog

Might I suggest ikestoys for the position of food taster, Sire?

We have other plans for ikes. Also, poison is known to not affect moderates.

For now, ikes will be tasked with defusing a bunch of diabolical booby traps I have developed for no reason.

07-23-2008 , 04:27 PM

#304

pvn

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PS: our official duties are very demanding and wear us down. We will be on vacation the rest of the evening and will return tomorrow.

Number one, you have the conn.

07-23-2008 , 04:31 PM

#305

Borodog

Enemy of the State

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,491

tuq,

The whole purpose was to mimic the electoral process. Therefor, it was rigged every step of the way.

Hope that clears up your confusion,

Borodog

07-23-2008 , 04:33 PM

#306

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,360

Quote:

Originally Posted by pvn

We banish thee to the Golf forum.

AND YET I AM STILL HERE!!!!1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borodog

tuq,

The whole purpose was to mimic the electoral process. Therefor, it was rigged every step of the way.

Hope that clears up your confusion,

Borodog

First satisfactory explanation yet. In that case, well played.

07-23-2008 , 04:35 PM

#307

InTheDark

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,036

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

Indeed. First the OP nearly allowed Borodog to beat TomCollins after the former broke the rules (unwittingly it appears), then when TomCollins won fair and square in the next round OP made some trumped-up reason and committee to overturn the outcome, now he's overlooking the write-in votes for TomCollins even though write-ins are an established part of the voting process. This is a clear and ongoing travesty of justice. No matter how it turns out OP should be banned from holding contests in the future, or preferably just banned.

A fine mix of Boss Tweed, Richard Daly and Frank Rizzo. The very worst of American electioneering all wrapped up in one nightmare. Shame on all.

07-23-2008 , 04:36 PM

#308

Feltstein

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Quote:

Political significance

In societies where the Freedom of Speech was not recognized as a right, the court jester - precisely because anything he said was by definition "a jest" and "the uttering of a fool" - could speak frankly on controversial issues in a way in which anyone else would have been severely punished for, and monarchs understood the usefulness of having such a person at their side. Still, even the jester was not entirely immune from punishment, and he needed to walk a thin line and exercise careful judgment in how far he might go - which required him to be far from a "fool" in the modern sense.

The position of the Joker playing card, as a wild card which has no fixed place in the hierarchy of King, Queen, Knave etc. might be a remnant of this position of the court jester.

So, I'll play this joker/jester as an Ace or, more precisely, a bullet. You might want to duck if you hear a loud noise. It won't be a woopee cushion. What is the Order of Succession around here anyway?

07-23-2008 , 04:39 PM

#309

InTheDark

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Borodog

tuq,

The whole purpose was to mimic the electoral process. Therefor, it was rigged every step of the way.

Hope that clears up your confusion,

Borodog

No one could mimic that level of incompetence and unintended consequences on purpose. A pox on all involved.

07-23-2008 , 04:47 PM

#310

pvn

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Some last minute appointments before we head out for an evening of merriment (pokar+beer):

Director of Gambling Operations: Russ Hamilton
Royal Gustator: Dids
Minister of Eugenics: Chris Langan
Scepter Bearer: 13th
Executive PUA: Brian

07-23-2008 , 04:51 PM

#311

Felix_Nietzsche

Modern Day Cassanova

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,985

1. Nielsio for pure wackiness of his ideas and the blinders he wears which leaves him unable to see how others view his crazy ideas. Also his relentless posts that seeks to persuade by QUANTITY versus quality. If he would only make 5 posts per week as opposed to a 100.....he would be less annoying.

2. Borodog
If Borodog met someone who agreed with him 99.9% of the time....he would find that 0.1% where there disagreed with him and insult the guy for being an idiot.

Let me say this whole process is silly. With the arbitrary selection of a supreme court the results are tainted. Who ever has the power to appoint the judges has already tainted the results with his biases.

07-23-2008 , 05:09 PM

#312

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

OH SNAP

and +1

07-23-2008 , 05:15 PM

#313

DVaut1

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pvn

Director of Gambling Operations: Russ Hamilton

lolz

07-23-2008 , 05:20 PM

#314

Borodog

Enemy of the State

Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,491

Felix,

I only insult idiots for being idiots when they further complicate the process by being a**holes.

07-23-2008 , 05:28 PM

#315

Conspire

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Nielsio

07-23-2008 , 05:58 PM

#316

tuq

TEEJ

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As awesome as Felix can be - especially when it comes to discussing women - he reads in threaded mode and as such all of his opinions are invalidated.

07-23-2008 , 06:22 PM

#317

TomVeil

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,374

Quote:

Originally Posted by pvn

You guys can have all the pretend government you want. we all know where the real power will be.

Le Forum, c'est moi.

LOL! Nice t....

Quote:

PS: any comments about our tights will get you a one-way ticket to the NVG gulag.

Err....tapestries. Love the tapestries.

*gulp*

07-23-2008 , 07:35 PM

#318

MrWookie

Don't Call Me Meredith

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 94,159

All,

This worked out to be a surprisingly entertaining contest. Congrats to pvn.

I have another contest in mind for next month that will continue this forum politicking for fun and profit.

07-23-2008 , 08:07 PM

#319

The 13th 4postle

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MrWookie

All,

This worked out to be a surprisingly entertaining contest. Congrats to pvn.

I have another contest in mind for next month that will continue this forum politicking for fun and profit.

And Profit??

I like the sound of this.

07-23-2008 , 08:36 PM

#320

The 13th 4postle

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I, The 13th 4postle,

Do Hereby Declare; PVN, The King of the Common Wealth of the Politics Forum and of the Politards, Anarcho-Capitalists, Democrats, Republicans and Other Trolls

May his reign be as long as Jman's rule, as funny as AllTheCookies, as wise as El Diablo, and as Fair as Iron81.

So Let It Be Written, So Let It Be Done

God Bless The King!

07-23-2008 , 08:42 PM

#321

Spiff

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"Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi !"

07-23-2008 , 08:48 PM

#322

The 13th 4postle

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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
Once you know there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world
(Ohhh)

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People could not believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries Wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

Hear Jerusalem bells are ringings
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter will call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh