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11-13-2012 , 03:34 PM

#176

BigPoppa

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LirvA for CIA Director.

Once he gets all that power, no ****ing way he gives it up.

11-13-2012 , 03:36 PM

#177

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I nominate Ikes for Sec. of Defense. I think he'd enjoy heading our military-industrial complex.

11-13-2012 , 03:40 PM

#178

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Fox says Holder's fault that Obama in dark about Petreaus affair.

11-13-2012 , 03:46 PM

#179

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seattlelou for Sec of State to roll back nation building, droning etc.

11-13-2012 , 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BigPoppa

LirvA for CIA Director.

Once he gets all that power, no ****ing way he gives it up.

don't tattoo me, bro

11-13-2012 , 03:50 PM

#181

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Originally Posted by rockfsh

seattlelou for Sec of State to roll back nation building, droning etc.

State is the sweetest of gigs from what I read. I will gladly accept and promise to not boink any strange. Nor will I send out shirtless photo's to strange. Or post for strange on Craigslist. Or play airport stall footsie looking for strange.

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11-13-2012 , 03:51 PM

#182

BigPoppa

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I promise to boink so much strange no one woman would hold any power over me.

11-13-2012 , 03:54 PM

#183

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Originally Posted by Wynton

Kerry was initially mentioned for State, but more recently discussed for Defense. And I believe Panetta wants to leave.

Maybe we can help Obama out by suggesting some replacements from this forum.

Steelhouse for CIA director?

I can imagine Panetta wanting to leave for sure. How much fun can it be presiding over budget cuts and an unwinnable war. Seems like being a Senator is a better gig.

11-13-2012 , 03:58 PM

#184

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LirvA for CIA director. Destroying the system from the inside, yo! He also would be excellent at all the conspirary stuff.

11-13-2012 , 04:01 PM

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I chose Steelhouse for CIA director because he naturally talks in code that is undecipherable to most people.

11-13-2012 , 04:08 PM

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Just a footnote given the larger national security turmoil.

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Defense Secretary Leon Panetta has demoted the former head of U.S. Africa Command who was accused of spending thousands of dollars on lavish travel and other unauthorized expenses, a senior U.S. official said Tuesday.
Panetta stripped Gen. William "Kip" Ward of a star, which means that he will now retire as a three-star lieutenant general despite arguments from the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff against the demotion. Ward also has been ordered to repay the government $82,000.

11-13-2012 , 04:14 PM

#187

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Kerry for Sec. of Defense is so awesome. The biggest bombs in the next few years will be his jokes during meetings. And people will HAVE TO LAUGH.

11-13-2012 , 04:26 PM

#188

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Kerry for Sec. of Defense is so awesome. The biggest bombs in the next few years will be his jokes during meetings. And people will HAVE TO LAUGH.

This reminds me: if an opening emerges, you're my choice for the next press secretary.

11-13-2012 , 04:35 PM

#189

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This reminds me: if an opening emerges, you're my choice for the next press secretary.

I hope not. When I'm Sheriff in 4 years I had considered hiring a hottie to be Public Information Officer, but I've been strongly considering INAR2 for the job.

11-13-2012 , 05:01 PM

#190

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John McAfee definitely picked the right week to put bath salts up his ass and shoot someone and have it not be the top news story. Confirmed genius.

This.

11-13-2012 , 07:02 PM

#191

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Wonkette is usually unreadably terrible, but their synopsis of the Petraeus fiasco is both surprisingly informative and hilarious. Give it a shot imo:

David Petraeus, Gen. John Allen, And Shirtless FBI Agent Sent Sexy Emails All The Time, To Everyone

11-13-2012 , 07:14 PM

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So methinks Jill Kelley is going to really regret going to her bare chested FBI friend

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Tampa, Fla., socialite and military hostess Jill Kelley, one of the women at the center of the ever-expanding scandal that brought down former CIA Director David Petraeus, founded a questionable charity for cancer patients with her surgeon husband, Scott Kelley.

Based out of the couple's mansion, the Doctor Kelley Cancer Foundation claimed on its tax forms that it "shall be operated exclusively to conduct cancer research and to grant wishes to terminally ill adult cancer patients."

From the records, it appears that the charity fell far short of its mission. While the origins of the seed money used to start the charity in 2007 are unclear, financial records reviewed by The Huffington Post reveal that the group spent all of its money not on research, but on parties, entertainment, travel and attorney fees.

By the end of 2007, the charity had gone bankrupt, having conveniently spent exactly the same amount of money, $157,284, as it started with -- not a dollar more, according to its 990 financial form. Of that, $43,317 was billed as "Meals and Entertainment," $38,610 was assigned to "Travel," another $25,013 was spent on legal fees, and $8,822 went to "Automotive Expenses."

The Kelleys also listed smaller expenses that appear excessive for a charity operating from a private home, including $12,807 for office expenses and supplies, and $7,854 on utilities and telephones.

Jill Kelley's sister, Natalie Khawam, was listed as the only other officer of the charity. This past April, Khawam filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, listing more than $3.6 million in liabilities, including $53,000 owed to the Internal Revenue Service and $800,000 owed to her sister and brother-in-law.

11-13-2012 , 07:21 PM

#193

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Oh and she won't stop calling 911 and claims diplomatic protection

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In the soap opera saga that is the Petraeus affair, Fox’s Tampa affiliate reports that Jill Kelley, the socialite, military liaison, and girlfriend of General Allen, has called 911 several times over the past few days and is requesting “diplomatic protection.” Kelley reports a bald man in her yard who “won’t leave” and whose car is “parked in front of my neighbor’s car.” She tells the police:

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I don’t know if by any chance, because I’m an honorary consul general, so I have inviolability, so they shouldn’t be able to cross my property, I don’t know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well, since it’s against the law to cross my property, I don’t know if you want to get diplomatic protection involved as well

11-13-2012 , 07:26 PM

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So here's what I don't get: OK this Jill chick has been having sexy email exchanges from Gen. Allen. Then she gets harassing emails from gun-model chick so she goes to tell the FBI. Does she not realize that the FBI will find the sexy stuff when they're looking through her email?

11-13-2012 , 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

Who is leaking all this stuff to the press? Is Broadwell/Jill Kelley's involvement in this story a matter of public record? Consider the source, but Broadwell's father thinks there is more to this story.

11-13-2012 , 07:39 PM

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Consider the source, but Broadwell's father thinks there is more to this story.

You think?

11-13-2012 , 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Trolly McTrollson

In a bizarre way this reminds me of the Phantom Menace Review by that RedLetterMedia guy someone posted a few days ago.
"The plot of this scandal is so ridiculous noone will ever believe it. And if you have to turn this into a sex scandal why does the second male lead have to look like my grandpa's malnourished uncle after being hit with poisonous gas in the trenches during WWI?"

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11-13-2012 , 08:33 PM

#198

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Who is leaking all this stuff to the press?

The creepy shirtless FBI guy, and he leaked the investigation to... wait for it... Newsmax!?!

11-13-2012 , 08:33 PM

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woooweee ! 200 posts on this soap opera. The poor conservatives lost all that Mittmentum they had garnered over the Libya sidetrack, and its all wasted, AGAIN

11-13-2012 , 08:34 PM

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Can somebody give me or direct me to cliffs on this thing? How are these two affairs connected?

The only part that has me upset is these two broads have rich doctor husbands that keep them living in style while they go bang other dudes.

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