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05-24-2008 , 09:57 AM
To terp and thac,

Way to cooler the donks, nhs.
05-24-2008 , 10:09 AM
OMG this sng has gone on for 3.5 hours...Im pretty sure this guys WWSD is like 4

Last edited by Casper05; 05-24-2008 at 10:10 AM. Reason: it may be acemanhattan
05-24-2008 , 12:07 PM
Why is it that when I misclick it has to be w/ a pretty good hand, against a guy who's playing 70% of hands in ths situation and he has a great hand too?

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (SB): $563.40
BB: $403.25
UTG: $468.85
MP: $1037.95
CO: $398.00
BTN: $783.00

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with 8 A
4 folds, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: ($24.00) Q A 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $51, BB raises to $391.25 all in, Hero calls $340.25

Turn: ($806.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($806.50) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $806.50
Hero shows 8h Ah (a pair of Aces)
BB shows Ac Tc (a pair of Aces - Queen+Jack+Ten kicker)
BB wins $803.50
(Rake: $3.00)
05-24-2008 , 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Imrahil
To terp and thac,

Way to cooler the donks, nhs.
It's the only way I can win!
05-24-2008 , 12:15 PM
PrinceImradonk lollerskatesonmyicecreamcakehahahaa

Does this look fineish against a reg who probably just moved up? No history.

200NL
Dealt to RebuyFoolAA [ Ts Td ]
PrnceImrahil folds
bode15 folds
L£ggy Blonde raises [$7.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$7.00]
johnny79 folds
Kosino folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, Js, 7s ]
L£ggy Blonde bets [$12.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$12.00]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
L£ggy Blonde bets [$33.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$33.00]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
L£ggy Blonde bets [$68.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$68.00]

Last edited by Wraths Unanimous; 05-24-2008 at 12:17 PM. Reason: HH
05-24-2008 , 12:18 PM
wought

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: $86.15
MP: $818.75
CO: $240.00
BTN: $571.75
Hero (SB): $1267.90
BB: $331.30

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with 2 A
2 folds, CO checks, 1 fold, Hero calls $2, BB checks

Flop: ($8.00) 4 5 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $12, BB folds, CO raises to $32, Hero raises to $100, CO raises to $234 all in, Hero calls $134

Turn: ($476.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($476.00) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $476.00
CO mucks Kd 9c
Hero shows 2c Ad (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero wins $479.00
(Rake: $-3.00)
05-24-2008 , 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wraths Unanimous
PrinceImradonk lollerskatesonmyicecreamcakehahahaa

Does this look fineish against a reg who probably just moved up? No history.

200NL
Dealt to RebuyFoolAA [ Ts Td ]
PrnceImrahil folds
bode15 folds
L£ggy Blonde raises [$7.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$7.00]
johnny79 folds
Kosino folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, Js, 7s ]
L£ggy Blonde bets [$12.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$12.00]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2s ]
L£ggy Blonde bets [$33.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$33.00]
** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]
L£ggy Blonde bets [$68.00]
RebuyFoolAA calls [$68.00]
no, it doesn't.
05-24-2008 , 12:26 PM
fold wiver
05-24-2008 , 12:29 PM
I need one of those action scripts that just auto fold river for me when some1 three barrels I guess. I can never bring myself to do it .
05-24-2008 , 12:29 PM
takin my new avatar for a spin and playin a little crazy in the morning

Absolute Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

CO: $225.55
BTN: $208.10
SB: $185.50
BB: $92.75
UTG: $204.80
Hero (MP): $102.40

Pre Flop: Hero is MP with 7 6
UTG raises to $3, Hero raises to $10.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $10.50, 2 folds, UTG calls $7.50

Flop: ($33.00) 9 K 5 (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $24.50, BTN folds, UTG calls $24.50

Turn: ($82.00) T (2 players)
UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $67.40 all in, UTG folds

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $84.00
Hero wins $80.50
(Rake: $3.50)
05-24-2008 , 12:30 PM
I just don't think he'd bluff that river as your hand looks like a J or possibly a flush and he wouldn't vbet worse. This is assuming he can tie his own shoes but after playing with him today he seems decent.
05-24-2008 , 12:31 PM
a fold on the turn is fine too, i'd also consider turning my hand into a bluff there but that depends how the guy is playing.
05-24-2008 , 12:31 PM
wraths - i call the turn and river is pretty close but i would prefer a fold i think.
05-24-2008 , 12:40 PM
i don't think the river is close at all fwiw, i think it's a definite fold. i expect him never to barrel river with the ace or king of spades
05-24-2008 , 12:42 PM
BUT WE HAS TWO PAIR!
05-24-2008 , 12:59 PM
speaking 2 pair hands, you all have received my blessing and should post on this hand:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=210539
05-24-2008 , 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Imrahil
To terp and thac,

Way to cooler the donks, nhs.


Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

MP: $225.10
CO: $1028.30
BTN: $264.00
Hero (SB): $787.00
BB: $321.25
UTG: $408.00

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with K A
4 folds, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: ($24.00) A 6 T (2 players)
Hero bets $16, BB calls $16

Turn: ($56.00) T (2 players)
Hero bets $44, BB raises to $88, Hero calls $44

River: ($232.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $205.25 all in, Hero calls $205.25



Final Pot: $642.50
Hero shows Kh Ac (two pair, Aces and Tens - King kicker)
BB shows Ad 6h (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero wins $639.50
(Rake: $3.00)
05-24-2008 , 01:40 PM
2 pair beats 3 pair? we need to launch an official inquiry
05-24-2008 , 01:44 PM
seriously though, i love when donks spaz out when their hand loses a lot of its value and they don't know what to do.

Table 'Hubei' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ramzit222 ($54.10 in chips)
Seat 2: mambreno ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: birdzai ($113.40 in chips)
Seat 4: spiveydinho ($195.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Python817 ($128.15 in chips)
ramzit222: posts small blind $0.50
mambreno: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to spiveydinho [Td As]
birdzai: folds
Dr. LJ has returned
spiveydinho: raises $2 to $3
Python817: folds
ramzit222: calls $2.50
mambreno: folds
*** FLOP *** [2d 6s Ts]
ramzit222: checks
spiveydinho: bets $5
ramzit222: calls $5
*** TURN *** [2d 6s Ts] [3d]
ramzit222: checks
spiveydinho: bets $14
ramzit222: calls $14
*** RIVER *** [2d 6s Ts 3d] [Ah]
ramzit222: bets $32.10 and is all-in
spiveydinho: calls $32.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ramzit222: shows [9h Tc] (a pair of Tens)
spiveydinho: shows [Td As] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
spiveydinho collected $107.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $109.20 | Rake $2
Board [2d 6s Ts 3d Ah]
Seat 1: ramzit222 (small blind) showed [9h Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: mambreno (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: birdzai folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: spiveydinho showed [Td As] and won ($107.20) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 6: Python817 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
05-24-2008 , 01:53 PM
lollllll yeah i love that. i think that guy was playing 3/6 with me an hour ago? maybe just a similar name
05-24-2008 , 01:54 PM
haha yeah


donks checkcalling 78 on like Q83ss and then lead/pot the As is so funny
05-24-2008 , 01:59 PM
I went to this charity poker room place yesterday and almost got the **** kicked out of me because I said AK was the best hand in poker and AQ was the 2nd best.
05-24-2008 , 02:03 PM
Don't educate the fish.
05-24-2008 , 02:12 PM
Some donks are so obv. This hand made me really happy for some reason.

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (SB): $611.05
BB: $361.10
UTG: $169.50
MP: $195.00
CO: $313.00
BTN: $208.05

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with 9 9
UTG calls $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $10, BB raises to $32, 1 fold, Hero calls $22

Flop: ($66.00) 6 3 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $42, Hero calls $42

Turn: ($150.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks

River: ($150.00) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $102, Hero calls $102

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $354.00
Hero shows 9h 9c (a pair of Nines)
BB shows Qs 9s (high card Queen)
Hero wins $351.00
(Rake: $3.00)
05-24-2008 , 02:13 PM
casper, whats the prop bet?

      
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