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05-24-2008 , 02:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by goofyballer
"LOL MY HAND IS CAPABLE OF MAKING NOT ONLY FLUSHES BUT ALSO STRAIGHTS SO I HAD TO CALL AND SEE A FLOP AND THEN WHEN YOU CHECKED I THOUGHT I HAD TO BLUFF AND WHEN YOU CALLED THE FLOP I THOUGHT I HAD TO BLUFF THE TURN AND THEN FTP GAVE ME A ****ING GIFT FROM GOD ON THE RIVER EVEN THOUGH I IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM DESERVED IT"
u didn't see the cts video about how to feel it coming?
05-24-2008 , 02:59 AM
another lol hand from my session today. preflop is a line i almost never take but the table was aggressive and i thought i'd get squeezed a lot

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($120.15)
Hero ($111.00)
CO ($104.50)
BTN ($206.75)
SB ($226.50)
BB ($96.15)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 Q Q
UTG raises to $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, 4 folds

Flop: Q 2 2 ($8.50, 2 players)
UTG bets $7, Hero raises to $20, UTG raises to $68.50, Hero raises to $107.50, UTG folds

Final Pot: $184.50

Hero wins $181.50 ( won +$70.5 )
UTG lost -$72.00
05-24-2008 , 03:00 AM
took my $1500 stake and turned it into $3000 in like 1500 hands at 100nl.

spivey is one thing
05-24-2008 , 03:02 AM
Hay spivey I heard you openlimp UTG. Discuss.
05-24-2008 , 03:05 AM
it's part of my balanced strategy. with any 2 cards, you've got 1 pair at best. given how many times i've seen aces cracked, i know better than to try and raise with 1 pair when you don't even know if you're going to flop quads.
05-24-2008 , 03:06 AM
DarkMagus, SHIP THE ****ING RIVER IN THE JK HAND KTHX
05-24-2008 , 03:08 AM
I LOVE JACK KING OFF
05-24-2008 , 03:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Casper05
DarkMagus, SHIP THE ****ING RIVER IN THE JK HAND KTHX
ya i know in retrospect my play looks pretty weaktight but really do you think you get that many calls for $200 more? even some of the worst tards can fold a 7 there
05-24-2008 , 03:22 AM
owned by tagfish lol

guess hes not the right dude to be squeezing after all

Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

UTG: $198.00
MP: $223.00
CO: $197.00
BTN: $225.30
SB: $177.65
Hero (BB): $208.00

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 2 8
3 folds, BTN raises to $7, SB calls $6, Hero raises to $28, BTN calls $21, 1 fold

Flop: ($63.00) 6 4 K (2 players)
Hero bets $35, BTN calls $35

Turn: ($133.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $145 all in, BTN calls $145

River: ($423.00) 6

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $423.00
BTN shows 5h 7h (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
Hero shows 2s 8h (a pair of Sixes)
BTN wins $420.00
(Rake: $3.00)
05-24-2008 , 03:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mdm13
owned by tagfish lol
Quote:
Originally Posted by mdm13
Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 2 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by mdm13
Hero raises to $28
sick meta post
05-24-2008 , 03:42 AM
82 flops well obv, look he had a double gutter on the turn, just a cooler
05-24-2008 , 03:59 AM
lol squeezing 82o in that spot is like infinitely better than calling pre with 57s there
05-24-2008 , 04:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkMagus
ya i know in retrospect my play looks pretty weaktight but really do you think you get that many calls for $200 more? even some of the worst tards can fold a 7 there
DUDE LEVEL???? WTF HE NEVER FOLDS LIKE ANYTHING
05-24-2008 , 04:12 AM
Seriously, me and showdowns do NOT get along.
05-24-2008 , 05:12 AM
so table breaks and i keep playing cuz guy is a fish. goofy starts sweating and nothing happens for like 15 hands and he's like "zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzZZZ"

AND THEN THIS

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: $939.75
Hero (BTN/SB): $907.75

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with 7 6
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $41, Hero calls $29

Flop: ($82.00) 7 6 2 (2 players)
BB bets $37, Hero raises to $144, BB raises to $298, Hero raises to $866.75 all in, BB calls $568.75

Turn: ($1815.50) A

River: ($1815.50) T

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $1815.50
BB shows 7s Kh
Hero shows 7c 6c
Hero wins $1815.00
(Rake: $0.50)
05-24-2008 , 05:20 AM
Hey guys, so I think I found a new game to turn pro at


Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 Pot Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 5 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

SB: $8.30
BB: $14.25
UTG: $4.65
Hero (CO): $14.30
BTN: $5.70

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with T 4 A 7
UTG calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.45, BTN calls $0.45, SB calls $0.40, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.35

Flop: ($1.90) A J 4 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $1.90, BTN calls $1.90, SB calls $1.90, UTG calls $1.90

Turn: ($9.50) A (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $9.50, BTN calls $3.35 all in, SB calls $5.95 all in, UTG calls $2.30 all in

River: ($27.05) 9

Final Pot: $27.05
SB shows 2s 4d 9c 3d (HI: two pair, Aces and Nines)
UTG shows 5h 3h Qs Ks (HI: a flush, Jack high)
Hero shows Td 4s As 7d (HI: a full house, Aces full of Fours)
BTN shows 8h Qd 3c 5c (HI: a pair of Aces)
05-24-2008 , 05:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ekos
vnice

how do u like PT3 so far? i just purchased it and havent played around much w/ filters n such yet.
The only thing I have realy used that is new is the awesome 3-bet stat, but from what I have seen so far PT3 looks realy cool.

I have played around a bit with the new HUD but not that much.
Looks like you can configure the stats anyway you want, but I dont know how to customize the layout except from changing some colors.
05-24-2008 , 06:10 AM
one of the most solid value raises i've ever seen.

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($17.00)
UTG 1 ($146.50)
CO ($282.35)
Hero ($336.15)
SB ($33.70)
BB ($66.50)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 6 players) Hero is BTN 6 Q
2 folds, CO raises to $3.50, Hero folds, 1 fold, BB calls $2.50

Flop: 8 6 7 ($7.50, 2 players)
BB checks, CO bets $7.50, BB calls $7.50

Turn: 3 ($22.50, 2 players)
BB checks, CO bets $22.50, BB calls $22.50

River: 5 ($67.50, 2 players)
BB bets $3.50, CO raises to $7, BB calls $3.50

Final Pot: $81.50
BB shows: T A
CO shows: A J

CO wins $78.50 ( won $38 )
BB lost -$40.50
05-24-2008 , 06:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by terp
so table breaks and i keep playing cuz guy is a fish. goofy starts sweating and nothing happens for like 15 hands and he's like "zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzZZZ"

AND THEN THIS

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: $939.75
Hero (BTN/SB): $907.75

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with 7 6
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $41, Hero calls $29

Flop: ($82.00) 7 6 2 (2 players)
BB bets $37, Hero raises to $144, BB raises to $298, Hero raises to $866.75 all in, BB calls $568.75

Turn: ($1815.50) A

River: ($1815.50) T

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $1815.50
BB shows 7s Kh
Hero shows 7c 6c
Hero wins $1815.00
(Rake: $0.50)
Lol

Im sure this is why HU is soo profitable - all of a sudden someone spacks out cos they get bored, even the better players! (albeit not here)
05-24-2008 , 06:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by terp
so table breaks and i keep playing cuz guy is a fish. goofy starts sweating and nothing happens for like 15 hands and he's like "zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzZZZ"

AND THEN THIS

Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: $939.75
Hero (BTN/SB): $907.75

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with 7 6
Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $41, Hero calls $29

Flop: ($82.00) 7 6 2 (2 players)
BB bets $37, Hero raises to $144, BB raises to $298, Hero raises to $866.75 all in, BB calls $568.75

Turn: ($1815.50) A

River: ($1815.50) T

Spoiler:
Final Pot: $1815.50
BB shows 7s Kh
Hero shows 7c 6c
Hero wins $1815.00
(Rake: $0.50)
Welcome to Heads Up sir. PM for coaching.
05-24-2008 , 08:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rsxpunk
***live pros are better than us online guys***

hand against that guy with the shark, humberto brenes... at 50/100 utg raises, humberto flats, i flat otb with AQ. flop is Q78, i call a mediumish bet from humberto, utg folds, turn 9 he checks i bet pot, he calls. River K and it goes check check, he shows me 77 lol. I almost wanted to thank him for saving half my stack
Humberto is a notoriously massive nit, but your turn bet doesn't make much sense at all.
05-24-2008 , 09:06 AM
Guys, I have a guy wanting to prop bet me on the results of 30 HU sngs. We want to bet $800 but need an escrow. He wants somebody that he can trust, so I told him I would get some well known posters together and he could choose. If you are willing to be an escrow, please PM me with your Stars screen name (dont worry, I'll keep it secret and dont play on stars anyway) and your email address.

Thanks.
05-24-2008 , 09:13 AM
Hey Casper if he knows me I will do it for you guys. Check PMs.
05-24-2008 , 09:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spivey
took my $1500 stake and turned it into $3000 in like 1500 hands at 100nl.

spivey is one thing
making $$ while being on vacation is pretty ballin
05-24-2008 , 09:39 AM
Look, an 8-bet pot!

Villain played 95/45

Party Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter
BTN: $264
SB: $274.60
Hero (BB): $200.25
UTG: $204.20
MP: $356.25
CO: $251.70
Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $16, SB raises to $27, Hero raises to $56, SB raises to $87, Hero raises to $146, SB raises to $273.60 and is All-In, Hero calls $52.25 and is All-In
Flop: ($400.50) 6 K 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Turn: ($400.50) 5 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
River: ($400.50) T (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $400.50 Pot ($77.35 Rake)
SB showed K K (three of a kind, Kings) and WON $323.15 (+$122.90 NET)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$200.25 NET)

He hit & run obv

      
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