I think I'm going to play 10,000 hands tomorrow. Anyone want action against me?

In other exciting news, my red line is all sexy, and anyone who plays with me knows how spewy I am. That has exciting implications. It means I should run well over the long run, which definitely makes me happier than having won the last 10k hands even though I'm down -4k in equity.

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!

I don't want action against you, but I do think you should get your head examined

my red line is still recovering from my 27 BI downswing that ended about 65,000 hands ago

only down 1.5ptbb/100 equity wise now

note: i have been on godmode for those 65,000 hands so the fact that my red line hasn't recovered is actually suprising

ps: gamblers falacy

i haven't even made it to 10,000 for the month yet

Stack sizes:
UTG: $122.74
CO: $100
Hero: $107.1
SB: $153.28
BB: $151.69

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with 2 2
UTG calls, CO (poster) checks, Hero raises to $6, SB raises to $16.5, 3 folds, Hero raises to $48, SB raises to $152.28, Hero calls.

Flop: K J 8 ($213.2, 2 players)


Turn: 8 ($213.2, 2 players)


River: 9 ($213.2, 2 players)


Results:
Final pot: $213.2
SB shows A A
Hero shows 2 2


Stack sizes:
UTG: $126.98
UTG+1: $90.85
Hero: $154.04
Button: $249.87
SB: $92.4
BB: $331.52

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with T A
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $4, Hero raises to $14, 3 folds, UTG+1 raises to $50, Hero raises all-in $140.04, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: 3 T K ($179.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $)


Turn: 3 ($179.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $)


River: 8 ($179.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $)


Results:
Final pot: $179.2
UTG+1 shows K K
Hero mucks T A


Stack sizes:
UTG: $158.76
Hero: $87.53
CO: $254.37
Button: $98.58
SB: $305.47
BB: $134.33

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 5 4
UTG raises to $4, Hero calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB raises to $15.5, 2 folds, Hero calls, Button folds.

Flop: J 2 4 ($40, 2 players)
SB bets $22, Hero raises all-in $71.53, SB calls.

Turn: 6 ($180.06, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $180.06)


River: 7 ($180.06, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $180.06)


Results:
Final pot: $180.06
Hero shows 5 4
SB shows 4 A



GG life.

You need to slam your **** in the doorway for that kind of play.

any tilt involved there bubaloo

i suggest you go back to editing well posts

lol!!! SERPENTILE on PS is sitting at 5/10 wtf????

LOL ANY TILT? lololol

Life
****ing
tilt

also, ive been trying to edit well posts but it wont let me make colored text

generic life tilt.

just tryin to stack that cash

bubaloo. I tilted pretty hard again yesterday. Lost about $600, but already have most of it back.

During tilt I got owned in this hand.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1.00 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $591.40
SB: $170.00
Hero (BB): $219.05

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with J 8
BTN raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 5 J T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $6, Hero raises to $19, BTN calls $13

Turn: ($46.50) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $30, BTN calls $30

River: ($106.50) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $69.50, BTN raises to $538.40 all in, Hero folds

Final Pot: $245.50
BTN shows Kc 9h (high card King)
BTN wins $244.50
(Rake: $1.00)

snowbank, where u playing at these days?
i rememebr waaaay back on party when you were like murphsprodigy (i think?) and you owned me.

If this is my winrate while running with a good Won money at SD, then suicide is imminent imo

theres not really any excuse for that tilt (and i havent tilted like that since i started taking poker seriously) but if i could pin point the hand that started it, it would be QQ < K4s in a 3bet pot, hands llike that usually drive me nuts, but this time i just lost the plot. WHY THE **** DO YOU CALL 16BBS W/ K4S, WTF ARE YOU, ******ED?



BUT IT WAS SOOOOOOOOTED!!!

/rant
/life

yeah thankfully its the weekend tommorow, lottsa donks on, plus ive run bad the last 2 weekend, come on ONE TIME! run good! im owed (lol)

**** i feel like shizzle after these rants, suppose i only have myself to blame.

Who is adamw005 on PS?

Poker Stars $1.00/$2.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $370.00
UTG: $113.00
CO: $197.00
Hero (BTN): $414.95
SB: $216.55

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 4 4
2 folds, Hero raises to $6, SB calls $5, BB calls $4

Flop: ($18.00) K 2 4 (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $12, SB folds, BB calls $12

Turn: ($42.00) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, BB raises to $66, Hero calls $36

River: ($174.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $90, BB calls $90

Final Pot: $354.00
BB shows Ts Qs (a flush, Queen high)
Hero shows 4h 4c (three of a kind, Fours)
BB wins $352.00
(Rake: $2.00)




lol i was folding the river to a bet so i guess he played it optimally.

i know some funny stuff about him but i can't post it on 2p2

you're such a **** tease!

a summary of my day

at the end i was laughing, since it got so ridiculous

Poker Stars $2.00/$4.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $407.60
MP: $961.45
CO: $415.00
Hero (BTN): $412.00
SB: $402.00
BB: $1158.80

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with A A
UTG calls $4, 2 folds, Hero raises to $20, 2 folds, UTG calls $16

Flop: ($46.00) T J J (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $30, UTG raises to $72, Hero raises to $200, UTG calls $128

Turn: ($446.00) 2 (2 players)
UTG bets $187.60 all in, Hero calls $187.60

River: ($821.20) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $821.20
UTG shows 9 8 (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero mucks A A
UTG wins $818.20
(Rake: $3.00)

It got so ridiculous that people hit their straight flush draws? Oh man, thats brutal.

Quick question that I don't think should get it's own thread (even in beginner's forum).

How many buy-ins do you let your bankroll get to before you move down a limit? I currently move up when it hits 20, down when it hits 15. Normally I'm OK with this, but sometimes I feel that this tends to not give me enough time at the new stakes to learn and adjust if I run bad/tilt soon after moving up. I'm currently a winning player, but have a lame ~3/PTBB winrate.

OK, **** THIS BULL****, OBVIOUSLY SKILL DOESN'T ****ING MATTER BECAUSE I GET SUCKED OUT ON SO DIRTY, I'M GOING TO PLAY 10/20 WITH 80% OF MY ROLL.

GETCHA POPCORN READY

sn plz