+1 to everything in this thread. Even the ones that contradict eachother.

@passing, Im sorry dude but that HEM of yours is way too weird. What do you think the girls would say when you brought them home to show them how bad you run?

+1, average wake up time this past week is running around 2pm. It's pretty cool tbh. Nothing fun happens in the morning. The bars are wide open @2, baseball's on tv and it's socially acceptable to crack a beer at home.

Doomswitch (for my opponent, thank god)

it's so de-tilting every time i open HEM. i always think of everyone's reactions to it (especially heh's) and start laughing, even after a really bad session.

as far as females go, i'd prob just show them my account balances, if anything. i get the feeling that most would think i have a massive gambling problem if they knew i have a program that tracks my wins/losses. ladyboys would totally dig it, tho (no pun intended)

ughh soo tilted now. soul crushed today. just couldnt win a hand. and misclick calling a big bet on the river didnt help either. played bad ran bad. f this game sometimes. not sure if I'm gonna even play any more plo this week.
gonna go do some shopping to ease the pain. sighhhhhhhhh




UTG: $217.65
CO: $374.75
Hero (BTN): $293.80
SB: $188.40
BB: $77.00

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero has K K Q 3

UTG raises to $7.00, fold, Hero raises to $24.00, fold, fold, UTG calls $17.00

Flop: ($51.00, 2 players) T 2 6
UTG checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($51.00, 2 players) T
UTG bets $46.00, Hero calls $46.00

River: ($143.00, 2 players) A
UTG bets $143.00, Hero calls $143.00

UTG shows A T 9 8 (Full House, Tens full of Aces) (PreFlop 49%, Flop 49%, Turn 95%)
Hero mucks K K Q 3 (Two Pair, Kings and Tens) (PreFlop 51%, Flop 51%, Turn 5%)
UTG wins $426.00

and another one vs same guy




BB: $102.30
UTG: $132.05
Hero (MP): $375.80
CO: $273.10
BTN: $60.00
SB: $41.00

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero has 7 4 A 3

fold, Hero raises to $7.00, CO calls $7.00, fold, fold, BB calls $5.00

Flop: ($22.00, 3 players) 6 8 K
BB checks, Hero bets $18.00, fold, BB calls $18.00

Turn: ($58.00, 2 players) 2
BB checks, Hero bets $58.00, BB raises to $77.30 and is all-in, Hero calls $19.30


River: ($212.60, 2 players) 6

BB shows 8 8 K 2 (Full House, Eights full of Sixes) (PreFlop 50%, Flop 33%, Turn 20%)
Hero shows 7 4 A 3 (Flush, Ace High) (PreFlop 50%, Flop 67%, Turn 80%)
BB wins $209.60

I read the HH before the text, I just assumed you let MFN play on your account and he snap called the river given some meta soul reads.

Since passing found out about HEM skin customization, my vision has decreased. Not sure if it's the colors of his skin or the bleach I had to put in my eyes to erase image.

Full Tilt Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($65.95)
BB ($51.15)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, 7, 6, 8
Hero bets $1.25, BB calls $0.75

Flop: ($2.50) 6, 5, 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero raises to $13.50, BB raises to $43, Hero raises to $64.70 (All-In), BB calls $6.90 (All-In)

Turn: ($102.30) Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($102.30) Q (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $102.30 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
Hero had 9, 7, 6, 8 (straight, nine high).
BB had K, K, 5, 5 (full house, fives over Queens).
Outcome: BB won $101.80


sight, first time @ plo 50 hu in 3 weeks. not a good start.

^
Wow, he really got it in bad on the flop

PLO is a game of nuts vs second nuts

admit you felt it comming

Why I hate rush week?
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
PL Omaha $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($28.07)
BB ($62.13)
UTG ($30.78)
Hero ($27.14)
CO ($27.88)
BTN ($25)

Dealt to Hero K T K 9

UTG raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, fold, BTN calls $0.85, fold, BB raises to $4.35, UTG calls $3.50, Hero calls $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

FLOP ($17.50) J 7 8

BB checks, UTG bets $17.50, Hero raises to $22.79 (AI), BTN folds, BB folds, UTG calls $5.29

TURN ($63.08) J 7 8 9

RIVER ($63.08) J 7 8 9 J

Hero shows K T K 9
(Pre 71%, Flop 98.9%, Turn 77.5%)

UTG shows 5 6 9 9
(Pre 29%, Flop 1.1%, Turn 22.5%)

UTG wins $60.08

Had a new record winning day in buy-ins today, unfortunately moneywise not even top10



PLO50 6max

Brag

Brag

damn chinz, I thought I was having a good few days. 50PLO also.

Just recently made the switch to PLO from HE as well, nice to start off with a massive heater.

Best post of this thread ainec.

wish it was me shipping it, but nice hand/pot Kelnel

He'll ship you 20% of the pot after seeing that post imo.

lol nice post.

i laughed a lot, but i think it was more at this gif than anything else:



amazing. 'aha!' 'lol' 'aha!' 'lol'

havent been sick ass drunk in a while but definitely should not have played while being intoxicated

damn passing, awesome post. laughing so hard at the 2nd last pic

chinz stay the **** out of entraction ok ty

so beautiful to see a freeroll come through, vnh

and yeah, t_p nice job.. v.funny giffage

Thx Passing! great HH!

lol I feel so proud that I got my asian HH that I want to save it on my hardrive!