Sicking there Leroy, you sitting there watching the cards peel, turn comes and your thinking "Yea ship it" Then that 4 or 5 outer hits...

I would just like to point out to all you stupid kunts on FTP, when I get dealt into a hand it never looks like this:



I actually have more than 0% equity from time to time.

Don't bother. I just realized today that people don't read hands. Truly. They don't. They look at their absolute hand strength and act solely based on that. Sure, a select few might actually BREATHE and think while playing at the same time, but most don't. Don't make the mistake of trying to represent something against such people, it doesn't work. I've tried too many times. I suppose you just have to wait until you get a hand and then hope it holds up. Fun!

I am in for some kind of volume prop bet. Why not just max profit at plo50 tables over a certain time period - so hands played and also bb/100 plays a part... I also have exams so what about doing a shorter time period, say 2 weeks? starting some time this week. Also as I am a student nit I dunno if id want to put more than $500 bucks up for this.

i pm'ed pstars steve to make sure he can verify results. can move forward when i hear back from him.

tld,
u play good.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $0.10 Ante - 3 players
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Hero (BB): $129.85
nineallday00 (BTN): $43.20
TLD2008 (SB): $74.40

Pre Flop: ($1.05) Hero is BB with 8 6 4 T
nineallday00 raises to $1.50, TLD2008 calls $1.25, Hero raises to $6.30, nineallday00 calls $4.80, TLD2008 calls $4.80

Flop: ($19.20) 8 4 2 (3 players)
TLD2008 checks, Hero bets $18.25, nineallday00 folds, TLD2008 raises to $68 all in, Hero calls $49.75

Turn: ($155.20) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($155.20) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $155.20
Hero shows 8 6 4 T (two pair, Eights and Fours)
TLD2008 shows 3 J K K (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
TLD2008 wins $154.20
(Rake: $1.00)

50bb PLO50, lost like 10bi to a guy running like baby jesus playing a sick 74/45/3 style and I couldn't hit anything or hold anything and just started tilting. Just impossible to put him on range when he's playing like that.

This guy almost made me quit poker for good.

He had like $180 stack at highest point and we finally busted him and even took another couple of buyins from him.

*I'm not up because obv he donked off my stacks to others on the table, I'm just glad to get back to even for the session.

lol FFFFFFFFF this game. having 2 winning sessions in a row is fkn impossible. Doesnt matter, just doesnt. If you win session 1, you can put the money in w/ 85% equity every hand in the next one and your gonna lose 85% of em

I lost a 90/10 yesterday and then even a 95/5 at the turn tonight.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeen issssss theeeee runbad breakeven stretch going to eeeeeeeeeeeend

+8 buy ins since last cash out and have been grinding so damn much ugh feel lik ei shoul dbe up 60 at least

Complaining about running bad when you're UP 8BI is bound to get you into a huge downswing. I wouldn't complain about being up 8BI when other people are down 50.

Poker Stars $200.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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CO: $640.00
BTN: $500.00
SB: $344.90
BB: $806.00
Hero (UTG): $499.60
MP: $447.50

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with J T 8 Q
Hero raises to $9.40, MP calls $9.40, CO calls $9.40, 1 fold, SB calls $8.40, 1 fold

Flop: ($39.60) J K A (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $27.00, MP calls $27, CO raises to $126, SB folds, Hero calls $99, MP folds

Turn: ($318.60) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $254.00, Hero raises to $363.80, CO calls $109.80

River: ($1046.20) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $1046.20
CO shows T T 9 A
Hero shows J T 8 Q
Hero wins $1045.60
(Rake: $0.60)

Brutal Day today:

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $0.10 Ante - 6 players - View hand 1017274
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UTG: $71.50
MP: $133.55
CO: $100.30
Hero (BTN): $127.55
SB: $131.15
BB: $77.00

Pre Flop: ($1.35) Hero is BTN with 3 A 5 6
3 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $7.10, 1 fold, Hero calls $5.10

Flop: ($15.30) 4 8 3 (2 players)
SB bets $9, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($33.30) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $19.50, SB raises to $90.20, Hero raises to $111.35 all in, SB calls $21.15

River: ($256.00) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $256.00
Hero shows 3 A 5 6 (a straight, Four to Eight)
SB shows T 7 6 8 (a full house, Eights full of Sevens)
SB wins $253.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Probably could have played this one better.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha Hi $0.10 Ante - 6 players - View hand 1017275
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MP: $237.45
CO: $259.55
BTN: $109.10
Hero (SB): $125.00
BB: $126.70
UTG: $130.85

Pre Flop: ($1.35) Hero is SB with A 8 6 9
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.75, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.50

Flop: ($7.10) 2 3 5 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $4, CO folds, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($15.10) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $10.50, Hero raises to $28.50, UTG calls $18

River: ($72.10) A (2 players)
Hero bets $69.10, UTG raises to $96.25 all in, Hero calls $21.30 all in

Final Pot: $252.90
Hero shows A 8 6 9 (a flush, Ace high)
UTG shows 4 K K 6 (a straight flush, Deuce to Six)
UTG wins $249.90
(Rake: $3.00)

Sigh what a melt down at the tables. Im going to turn my HUD after, i look at the stats and see "Fish". But i have seen hands played by the 2 villans in this hand, and they are playing total crap so hard to give credit...

No thought of play in these hands other then im play fish get all in.

1.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($6.83)
Button ($1.70)
SB ($3.62)
BB ($5.62)
UTG ($3.27)
Logieuk (MP) ($2.50)

Preflop: Logieuk is MP with 2, 9, A, A
UTG calls $0.02, Logieuk calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, 2 folds, BB bets $0.11, UTG calls $0.09, Logieuk calls $0.09, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.36) A, J, 10 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $0.35, Logieuk raises to $1.40, 1 fold, UTG raises to $3.16 (All-In), Logieuk calls $0.99 (All-In)

Turn: ($5.14) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($5.14) 5 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $5.14 | Rake: $0.25

Results:
UTG had Q, K, 2, Q (straight, Ace high).
Logieuk had 2, 9, A, A (three of a kind, Aces).
Outcome: UTG won $4.89

2.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($6.59)
SB ($1.74)
BB ($3.78)
UTG ($3.03)
MP ($3.64)
Logieuk (CO) ($2.50)

Preflop: Logieuk is CO with 9, 8, A, A
UTG bets $0.07, MP calls $0.07, Logieuk raises to $0.31, 3 folds, UTG calls $0.24, MP calls $0.24

Flop: ($0.96) 3, 8, 5 (3 players)
UTG checks, MP checks, Logieuk bets $0.50, UTG raises to $2.42, 1 fold, Logieuk calls $1.69 (All-In)

Turn: ($5.34) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($5.34) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $5.34 | Rake: $0.26

Results:
UTG had 3, 3, J, 4 (three of a kind, threes).
Logieuk had 9, 8, A, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: UTG won $5.08


3.

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.02 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($6.75)
MP ($1.86)
CO ($3.78)
Button ($3.01)
SB ($1.78)
Logieuk (BB) ($2.50)

Preflop: Logieuk is BB with Q, K, A, Q
UTG calls $0.02, MP calls $0.02, 2 folds, SB bets $0.10, Logieuk calls $0.08, 1 fold, MP calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.32) K, 6, 10 (3 players)
SB bets $0.31, Logieuk raises to $1.24, 1 fold, SB raises to $1.68 (All-In), Logieuk calls $0.44

Turn: ($3.68) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($3.68) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $3.68 | Rake: $0.18

Results:
SB had 7, 7, A, A (full house, sevens over tens).
Logieuk had Q, K, A, Q (two pair, Kings and tens).
Outcome: SB won $3.50

did u finish up? i saw u with 2 monster stacks

PLO2 is going swell today. GJ with the 9Q43 btw

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha, $0.02 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($6.56)
Logieuk (SB) ($2.95)
BB ($4.95)
UTG ($2.67)
MP ($5.75)

Preflop: Logieuk is SB with 10, A, A, 8
1 fold, MP bets $0.07, 1 fold, Logieuk raises to $0.23, BB calls $0.21, MP raises to $0.92, Logieuk raises to $2.95 (All-In), BB raises to $4.95 (All-In), MP calls $4.03

Flop: ($12.85) 4, 3, 7 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($12.85) 6 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($12.85) K (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $12.85 | Rake: $0.64

Results:
Logieuk had 10, A, A, 8 (one pair, Aces).
BB had K, A, A, 7 (two pair, Kings and sevens).
MP had 9, Q, 4, 3 (two pair, fours and threes).
Outcome: BB won $12.21

so has this been you today?


IPoker Network $200.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
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BB: $284.23
Hero (UTG): $220.00
CO: $197.00
BTN: $206.00
SB: $246.85

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is UTG with A J 2 T
Hero raises to $7, CO calls $7, 2 folds, BB calls $5

Flop: ($22.00) 2 Q K (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $17.00, CO calls $17, BB folds

Turn: ($56.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($56.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $44.00, Hero raises to $130, CO raises to $173, Hero calls $43

Final Pot: $402.00
CO shows 5 J Q J
Hero wins $399.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Nope, and I at least don't do it in such a horrible spot.

Yeah I won $687 at 1/2 and $170 at 2/4, lost 2 stacks in dumb spots, top 2 vs bottom set (62% vpip player called with 2247 pre) after flop checked through and set over set on drawy board (****ing low double paired 5544), I knew what they had both times but sometimes I stack off just to see it. The whole idea behind having a read is that you can make the correct play, not stack off just so you can confirm it lol, still working on that part of my game

w/in 2 mins obv fkn die u asstools

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $118.00
SB: $57.20
BB: $62.65
UTG: $39.30
MP: $280.80
CO: $101.80

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 3 J K K
1 fold, MP calls $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $4.50, SB raises to $15.50, 1 fold, MP calls $14.50, Hero raises to $63, SB calls $41.70 all in, MP calls $47.50

Flop: ($184.20) 7 6 8 (3 players - 1 is all in)
MP checks, Hero bets $55 all in, MP calls $55

Turn: ($294.20) 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($294.20) 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $294.20
Hero shows 3 J K K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
SB shows A 4 A J (two pair, Aces and Eights)
MP shows T 2 9 9 (a straight, Ten high)
MP wins $121.60
MP wins $169.60
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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CO: $233.35
BTN: $168.85
SB: $203.20
BB: $107.00
Hero (UTG): $139.15
MP: $118.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with 5 Q Q 7
Hero raises to $3.50, MP calls $3.50, 4 folds

Flop: ($8.50) 9 Q 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.50, MP raises to $28.50, Hero raises to $94, MP raises to $114.70 all in, Hero calls $20.70

Turn: ($237.90) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($237.90) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $237.90
Hero shows 5 Q Q 7 (three of a kind, Queens)
MP shows 9 8 T 9 (a flush, Ace high)
MP wins $234.90
(Rake: $3.00)

SHIP
THE
GOD
DAMN
CHEDDA


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BB: $100.00
Hero (UTG): $362.25
MP: $124.35
CO: $220.70
BTN: $76.45
SB: $336.50

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with J A Q A
Hero raises to $3.50, 2 folds, BTN calls $3.50, SB raises to $11, BB raises to $40, Hero raises to $134.50, BTN calls $72.95 all in, SB calls $123.50, BB calls $60 all in

Flop: ($445.45) T 9 3 (4 players - 2 are all in)
SB bets $202 all in, Hero calls $202

Turn: ($849.45) 8 (4 players - 3 are all in)

River: ($849.45) 4 (4 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: $849.45
BB shows A T A 2 (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows J A Q A (a flush, Ace high)
BTN shows Q 5 2 6 (a flush, Ten high)
SB shows 3 5 8 9 (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Hero wins $473.00
Hero wins $70.65
Hero wins $302.80
(Rake: $3.00)

sigh nh analyser


Poker Stars $50.00 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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UTG: $210.85
MP: $96.20
Hero (CO): $139.50
BTN: $186.15
SB: $48.25
BB: $125.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with 6 9 9 7
1 fold, MP raises to $2, Hero calls $2, BTN raises to $9.35, 2 folds, MP calls $7.35, Hero calls $7.35

Flop: ($28.80) 4 4 9 (3 players)
MP checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $22.50, MP folds, Hero calls $22.50

Turn: ($73.80) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $25.00, Hero raises to $107.55, BTN calls $82.55

River: ($288.90) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: $288.90
Hero shows 6 9 9 7
BTN shows 8 J 8 J
BTN wins $286.50
(Rake: $2.40)

Such a sweet fkn 300 hands.
srsly never ever 2 winning sessions in a row.

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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SB: $215.90
BB: $269.60
UTG: $131.60
MP: $69.30
Hero (CO): $104.15
BTN: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with J Q A 8
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN calls $3.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($8.50) K 7 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.50, BTN calls $8.50

Turn: ($25.50) T (2 players)
Hero bets $25.50, BTN raises to $88 all in, Hero calls $62.50

River: ($201.50) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $201.50
Hero shows J Q A 8 (a pair of Twos)
BTN shows 4 8 A K (two pair, Kings and Twos)
BTN wins $198.50
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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Hero (UTG): $107.45
MP: $187.25
CO: $115.95
BTN: $246.15
SB: $100.00
BB: $94.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with 8 7 9 9
Hero raises to $3.50, MP raises to $12, 4 folds, Hero calls $8.50

Flop: ($25.50) 3 5 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $15, Hero raises to $70.50, MP raises to $175.25 all in, Hero calls $24.95 all in

Turn: ($216.40) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($216.40) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $216.40
Hero shows 8 7 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
MP shows A 2 A 2 (three of a kind, Aces)
MP wins $213.40
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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SB: $163.30
BB: $278.60
UTG: $188.55
MP: $100.00
CO: $33.40
Hero (BTN): $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with A K T A
2 folds, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, SB calls $4, 1 fold, CO calls $3.50

Flop: ($14.50) 6 T 4 (3 players)
SB checks, CO bets $14.50, Hero calls $14.50, SB calls $14.50

Turn: ($58.00) 2 (3 players)
SB checks, CO bets $14.40 all in, Hero raises to $81 all in, SB calls $81

River: ($234.40) 7 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $234.40
SB shows Q Q 8 7 (a flush, Queen high)
CO shows 5 A Q 3 (a straight, Seven high)
Hero shows A K T A (a pair of Aces)
SB wins $133.20
SB wins $98.20
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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SB: $79.00
BB: $188.35
UTG: $53.40
MP: $46.60
CO: $129.70
Hero (BTN): $112.10

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with T J 8 9
1 fold, MP raises to $2, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $9.50, SB raises to $33.50, 3 folds, Hero calls $24

Flop: ($72.00) 9 2 T (2 players)
SB bets $45.50 all in, Hero calls $45.50

Turn: ($163.00) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($163.00) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $163.00
SB shows 3 A A K (a straight, Ace high)
Hero shows T J 8 9 (a straight, Queen high)
SB wins $160.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
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BB: $223.95
UTG: $148.55
MP: $33.50
CO: $135.50
BTN: $100.00
Hero (SB): $120.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with 8 J J 9
3 folds, BTN raises to $3.50, Hero calls $3, 1 fold

Flop: ($8.00) 9 9 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5, Hero raises to $23, BTN raises to $77, Hero raises to $116.70 all in, BTN calls $19.50 all in

Turn: ($201.00) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($201.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $201.00
BTN shows 3 J Q K (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 8 J J 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
BTN wins $198.00
(Rake: $3.00)

pkrtxs, I would definetly be in for some type of prop bet. I definetly can't swing anything near $500 bet though. I would be more like $50. Maybe some type of pool bet to juice the pot. sorry if that isn't worth your time. Im at 50plo shallow tables. i am in for either profit or volume bet. I work 40 hrs and am moving into a new house,so you will definetly have the edge, but I need motivation to try and get supernova or atleats build the roll for a run next year.

let me know

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