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03-21-2009 , 03:06 PM

#401

iggymcfly

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Originally Posted by stealthmunk

You don't understand that in my time of watching him play, he has displayed fundamental lack of understanding of the game, huge enough leaks where it is clear he is a terrible poker player.

I'd go into more detail of why he is a terrible player, but I don't coach other fish on how to fix their fishy ways

I'll admit I was steaming just a little bit, and I was 3-betting too much preflop. i have a tendency to do that sometimes and I'm perfectly aware of that. Other than that though, I don't think you can find one hand I misplayed against you.

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03-21-2009 , 03:12 PM

#402

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I'm done posting here as it is clear that I won't get action from this degenerate idiot. 400$/hr stands for 2tables. I would offer more, but I don't want to hustle myself, and am just using stinger thinking he can profitably offer 250$/table, so I can offer 200$/table because I respect Stinger's calculations.

I feel bad for whatever you idiots have been hustled by this guy into staking/getting coached by him.

Cheers.

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03-21-2009 , 03:16 PM

#403

wazz

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I feel bad for you not being able to speak english and being an idiot

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03-21-2009 , 03:17 PM

#404

iggymcfly

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Just FTR, you can probably get in about 500 hands/hr 4-tabling and 400 hands/hr 2-tabling, so Stinger's offer's actually twice as good as yours. Also, both of my stakers made >$50K on me, so I don't think they got hustled too badly.

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03-21-2009 , 03:21 PM

#405

stealthmunk

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Originally Posted by iggymcfly

I said I was done posting about calling you out, so I'm done with that...

On an unrelated note, increasing tables from 2 to 4tables (100%) only increases the hands per hour 25%? Seriously?

And oh ya, I know how to speak english just fine, just super tilted/hungover/****ed up when I'm wasting my time posting on poker forumrs. Who cares about speaking fine in forums? I get my point across just fine.

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03-21-2009 , 03:32 PM

#406

jbird

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I get my point across just fine.

lol

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03-21-2009 , 03:35 PM

#407

Tomtah

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Brag:
HEM Omaha

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03-21-2009 , 03:37 PM

#408

jbird

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looks confusing

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03-21-2009 , 03:40 PM

#409

UnitedAs1

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BLAH i tried getting it but cannot get HEM to wrk so i unistalled it and the installed it again and then installed postgreSQL but when i try that it says something about the languages have been installed but are not working or something like that any way i give up with it.

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03-21-2009 , 03:46 PM

#410

ActionFreak

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Come on guys.. why are you acting like it normal for people to be playing low stakes or mid stakes on someone else's roll.. and at the same time charge people hundreds of dollars for coaching

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03-21-2009 , 03:51 PM

#411

jwc529

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Originally Posted by UnitedAs1

it's running a server so it needs to be run with administrative access. IIRC the problems with installing these programs on vista64 is the User account control which may need to be disabled during the setup.
I believe HEM uses a self contained postgreSQL so people don't have to install it separately (or at least it will set one up for you)

is there already a postgres user account? if so this could be where the conflict but I don't have HEM so I'm not sure. is this that private beta for PLO??

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03-21-2009 , 03:54 PM

#412

sc000t

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Originally Posted by Steve Haris

Posting on a gimmick for obvious reasons, although most of you know who I am.

I've gotten life insurance stuff in the mail and aside from making me realize I need to make a will, it has gotten me thinking about a bunch of stuff.

1. I owe a bunch of makeup. Should I include my backers in my will? Also, does it matter if I die from a freak accident, or from something stupid I do/suicide. Both of my backers were very aware of my emotional instability and wreckless lifestyle when they started investing money in me. If I were to just one day say **** the world and off myself, would the HSNL ethics squad give me **** for boooooooooooosting my backers? Each backing deal was basically "lifetime" but the question is whether or not a backee choosing to shorten his lifetime is screwing over his backers.

2. Is it fraud if I were to get married to a friend of mine so that when I die, the mortgage of my house is paid off and it becomes my spouses. Extremely likely +EV on a loan to a young, healthy guy, that would be paid back before he is even 50. Is it fraud if you get married to someone your not "married" to in a traditional sense? Is there a legal definition of marriage, like you have to live with them/w/e?? Also, does it matter if I married a guy , or a girl? Surely a "gay marriage" open up a lot more investigation, like "I now pronounce you chuck and larry" right? Is some of the stuff in that movie real? Does stuff like that actually exist? Can a heterosexual male marry another man just to say they are married? Can the companies even investigate this and claim its fraudulent? Is there any precedent? Marriage, while providing a lot of benefits apparently, seems to be very vague/loosely worded, and my searches on wiki/google have found nothing to make me believe that I can't just marry anyone and reap the benefits with nothing to worry about.

**** insurance companies I guess, right? They are a bunch of crooks? Might as well make a big score and go out with a bang amirite? Funny, I would have never thought of this if not for them constantly barraging me with life insurance applications.

This guy sounds like a winner. Jesus.

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03-21-2009 , 03:54 PM

#413

ActionFreak

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Originally Posted by grizy

That and just from what I know of him, he can teach plenty of people who play higher than him a thing or two about how to live as a poker player in general and bankroll management in particular.

Bankroll management?

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03-21-2009 , 04:03 PM

#414

jwc529

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Originally Posted by ActionFreak

Come on guys.. why are you acting like it normal for people to be playing low stakes or mid stakes on someone else's roll.. and at the same time charge people hundreds of dollars for coaching

I didn't know he was being staked when I defended him, I just think thief and scammer gets thrown out a little too lightly.
Personally I'd never gamble with someone else's money or pay someone to coach me how to gamble, but you can still lose a lot in a day at 2/4 where it might be smarter to offset that a bit mentally to play more consistently. I should know I always play small, keeps it being a game.

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03-21-2009 , 04:04 PM

#415

iggymcfly

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Originally Posted by ActionFreak

Come on guys.. why are you acting like it normal for people to be playing low stakes or mid stakes on someone else's roll.. and at the same time charge people hundreds of dollars for coaching

What does it matter whose roll I was playing mid-stakes on while I was coaching? If I'm beating the mid-stakes games, I'm beating them, right? And I beat them for about as high of a rate as anyone in this forum. Also, I never hid the fact that I was being staked from my students.

Currently I'm playing on my own money with a roll of a little over 100K which while not large enough to play thousands of hands HU vs. bad-tempered 25/50 regs is perfectly sufficient for 5/10 and 10/20 6-max.

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03-21-2009 , 04:05 PM

#416

stealthmunk

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Originally Posted by sc000t

This guy sounds like a winner. Jesus.

Better than running your mouth off, hitnrunning, claiming you have an edge, and then turning down 400$/hour to 2table 25-50, right?

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03-21-2009 , 04:07 PM

#417

iggymcfly

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[ ] Ran my mouth off
[ ] Hit and ran
[ ] Should obviously play a game I'm not rolled for because you're offering to pay me 1 BI every 12.5 hours

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03-21-2009 , 04:08 PM

#418

stealthmunk

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Originally Posted by iggymcfly

What does it matter whose roll I was playing mid-stakes on while I was coaching? If I'm beating the mid-stakes games, I'm beating them, right? And I beat them for about as high of a rate as anyone in this forum. Also, I never hid the fact that I was being staked from my students.

Currently, I've got a roll of a little over 100K which while not large enough to play thousands of hands HU vs. bad-tempered 25/50 regs is perfectly sufficient for 5/10 and 10/20 6-max.

I'll play you 10-20 if you'd like.

Its good enough to hitnrun after getting it in terribly vs a bad-tempered 25-50 reg for 2buyins tho, right?

I have great, degenerate-scumbag-thief radar. Fact that you get staked/have coached before is no surprise to me. You are another Cornell Fiji and the world should be warned.

(back to posting because it makes it seem like you'd play lower stakes)

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03-21-2009 , 04:08 PM

#419

sc000t

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Originally Posted by stealthmunk

Better than running your mouth off, hitnrunning, claiming you have an edge, and then turning down 400$/hour to 2table 25-50, right?

No.

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03-21-2009 , 04:09 PM

#420

UnitedAs1

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Originally Posted by jwc529

Yup it tells you to disable UAC, When you open HEM for the first time it will try to connect and obviously it cannot connect, and it gives you a link to follow http://www.holdemmanager.net/faq/afm...d=35&faqid=176

Im not to sure about the other things apart from yeah HEM does have a private beta.

but this is what i get in order of error messages top to bottom.

after this it says installtion complete but obviously these error messages are causing problems

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03-21-2009 , 04:11 PM

#421

iggymcfly

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Originally Posted by stealthmunk

Do you want to pay me to play 10/20? I think that would be worth a shot just to see if you tilt as badly in poker as you do in real life.

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03-21-2009 , 04:12 PM

#422

stealthmunk

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Originally Posted by iggymcfly

[ ] Ran my mouth off
[ ] Hit and ran
[ ] Should obviously play a game I'm not rolled for because you're offering to pay me 1 BI every 12.5 hours

BTW, no I don't want to play you "HU4Rollz". While you clearly have a bad temperament and likely have tilt control issues as a result, I think I can still find more profitable spots than playing large numbers of hands HU vs. a reg.

[x] ran your mouth off
[x] hitnran
[x] should obviously not play a game vs a superior opponent because then maybe the gullible idiots/2p2 fanboys will realize that you stole $ from them by conning them into thinking you were a player worthy of being staked/worthy of coaching them.

but idk, turning down getting paid 400$/hr 25-50, w/e. Lets play 10-20 and I'll pay you 150$/hr if we set up a minimum number of hours. I want to take your 100k you ****ing pathetic arrogant bastard.

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03-21-2009 , 04:13 PM

#423

stealthmunk

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Originally Posted by iggymcfly

Do you want to pay me to play 10/20? I think that would be worth a shot just to see if you tilt as badly in poker as you do in real life.

Yes, if we set up a minimum # of hours for you to get paid the hourly rate. (i.e. when you quit, you get nothing.)

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03-21-2009 , 04:15 PM

#424

iggymcfly

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How long do you want to play for? I don't see why we can't just take it hour-by-hour, and you can pay me after each hour is completed. Plus, the more hours I have to play before I get paid, the more chance you pull a FullFlush.

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03-21-2009 , 04:16 PM

#425

jbird

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while stealhmunk comes off as a humongous egotistical douchebag, it is fun to have some good ole drama in our ho-hum plo forum.

would be funny if iggy smoked him 10/20 hu