^ seriously. How about a 5bb hand suckout from your hard disk drive next?

okay im gonna try getting sucked out on for bigger pots... maybe that will get me some respect around here :S


PokerStars Game #70160784387: Omaha Pot Limit ($5/$10 USD) - 2011/11/07 4:23:46 ET
Table 'Ilsewa IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hipporoshen ($415 in chips)
Seat 2: ghost crab ($1000 in chips)
Seat 3: mamafei ($794.25 in chips)
Seat 4: essemkay ($1167 in chips)
Seat 5: im2x3m4u ($985 in chips)
Seat 6: JojoEspecial ($237 in chips)
mamafei: posts small blind $5
essemkay: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mamafei [5s As 5h Qh]
im2x3m4u: folds
JojoEspecial: folds
Hipporoshen: raises $15 to $25
ghost crab: calls $25
mamafei: calls $20
essemkay: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 5d 2d]
mamafei: bets $60
Hipporoshen: raises $108 to $168
ghost crab: raises $478 to $646
mamafei: raises $123.25 to $769.25 and is all-in
Hipporoshen: calls $222 and is all-in
ghost crab: calls $123.25
*** TURN *** [4h 5d 2d] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [4h 5d 2d 7h] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mamafei: shows [5s As 5h Qh] (three of a kind, Fives)
ghost crab: shows [Kd 4s 3s 3d] (a flush, King high)
ghost crab collected $758.50 from side pot
Hipporoshen: mucks hand
ghost crab collected $1252 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2013.50 Main pot $1252. Side pot $758.50. | Rake $3
Board [4h 5d 2d 7h Jd]
Seat 1: Hipporoshen mucked [7d 8d 6h 5c]
Seat 2: ghost crab (button) showed [Kd 4s 3s 3d] and won ($2010.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: mamafei (small blind) showed [5s As 5h Qh] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 4: essemkay (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: im2x3m4u folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: JojoEspecial folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seriously? You lost a 60-40? Aww....

Mamafei, when I read your posts, this is what I want to do... Please stop, otherwise I might just do it...

^^ lol i will have nightmares tonight

for my 100th post... i think this deserves some GIF's?


PokerStars Game #70161962197: Omaha Pot Limit ($10/$20 USD) - 2011/11/07 5:19:10 ET
Table 'Cohnia III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: mamafei ($598 in chips)
Seat 2: Bamboo100 ($1302.25 in chips)
Seat 3: zzzzzamm ($4992 in chips)
Seat 4: doublmeup1 ($1808.40 in chips)
Seat 6: kevinnok ($4797 in chips)
doublmeup1: posts small blind $10
kevinnok: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mamafei [Qh Qd 7h Kh]
mamafei: raises $20 to $40
Bamboo100: folds
zzzzzamm: folds
doublmeup1: calls $30
kevinnok: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 6d Th]
doublmeup1: checks
kevinnok: checks
mamafei: bets $60
doublmeup1: raises $214.20 to $274.20
kevinnok: calls $274.20
xannax20 joins the table at seat #5
mamafei: raises $283.80 to $558 and is all-in
doublmeup1: raises $1210.40 to $1768.40 and is all-in
kevinnok: calls $1494.20
*** TURN *** [Qs 6d Th] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 6d Th Ks] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
doublmeup1: shows [Td Qc 7d Jc] (a straight, Nine to King)
kevinnok: mucks hand
doublmeup1 collected $2420.80 from side pot
mamafei: mucks hand
doublmeup1 collected $1792 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4214.80 Main pot $1792. Side pot $2420.80. | Rake $2
Board [Qs 6d Th Ks 9d]
Seat 1: mamafei mucked [Qh Qd 7h Kh]
Seat 2: Bamboo100 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: zzzzzamm (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: doublmeup1 (small blind) showed [Td Qc 7d Jc] and won ($4212.80) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: kevinnok (big blind) mucked [6s 6h Ah 2d]

Seat 1: mamafei ($598 in chips) o_O O_o o_O O_O

Plz for the love of god. Stop. Just stop. And i mean both posting here and playing plo half stacked!

I'm guessing this is the most hands anyones ever played in a 28 day time span, also guessing that this is not the most amount of money ever won in that same time lol surprisingly up money after fpp's so a slight victory for the soul

damn ...for many reasons

you started full stacking at 160k hands?

Oh. My. God.

yea right around there, ran about normal and was only 16-18 tabling for upswong, then moved up for a bit to get a quick ****ing then back down and started trying to max hands/vpp/hr

I once played 130k hands of poker in a single month. My mind was all ****ed in the end, I dreamt about hands and pokertournaments and crazy stuff for like 2 weeks. Don't know how you do it, are you still allright? Gl further!

how many hours a day is that

You know this means you suck right?

Not sure if this is the right place but here goes anyway.
Does anyone know of a pokerhouse, preferably with plo players and preferably in Europe, looking for another player? About me: Dutch, 25yrs, Caps001 @ Stars. Let me know ty.

you think i look at that graph and think im the ****in man?

i've done other similar prop bets in the past that were like double the hands that I am doing now so i kinda know what to expect/ways to grind through it but i still have dreams about hands and **** like that, might be harder to have plo hand dreams though with so many cards. Depending on your definition of alright I probably am not lol



I would say average about 10

How many VPPs ? Gl with ur bet

hehe wp

Updating this just to vent, 80k below ev bla bla, i ****in hate this game.

I don't even play that much volume and I dream about poker hands a lot.
The funniest is when stuff doesn't make sense after a while. I've played some 12 card PLO in my dreams.

gross ChuckBass. You called it out after I posted a nice graph. Immediately begin to get shat upon.