i hope you are felling better now.

Pretty sure the discussion of dicks and the unloaded revolver made me post this internet classic.

I don't know if I'd want 4 billion dollars at this point in my life. No idea what good things I could do with it. It'd probably turn me into a ****ty person because I'd take joy in using people as furniture.

Yeah hedonism without personal greatness is just Scarface-level depression.

I mean whatever still you can do tons of dumb **** with 4 billion dollars... think of the possibilities.

I.E. buyout every single ticket at superbowl & sit in stands alone or make your own commercial

I'd probably get a 4 billion dollar blowjob

from a dude right?

It'd be like that movie The Box

I think I could get some HQ vagina for 4 billion dollars tho

This made me think, you can always give the money to charity. And if you refused to suck a dick so that 1.000.000 (or whatever) people in Africa could survive you're a pretty bad person imo.

sick racist joke alley-oop

whats up with all these miraising, min3betting people in hu, seems like every second person i play doing this disgusting stuff, fkng sick of it!

i assume 5/10 on stars? im a whopping 4k above ev there this month, although it was ~15k a few days ago.

ps. i'd snap suck a dick for 5mil.

whos offering this deal? might be interested.

someone who plays 25/50 and say this is gay. serious, you are gay.

if you were poor like no food, no home, no family i could understand. but damn god, pretty sure you have at least 1million. its easy make more millions playing poker... why you want suck a dick ?

my biggest issue w/ going to jail is suck dick and people ****** my ass. honestly i don't care that much for losing 5, 10years, but id like to kill myself if i had suck a dick or something gay happenned to me. hell. id rather die than this...

edit: this conversation makes me remember somethings about money which leads me to think why people want money etc. i have big theory about this, i spent lots of hours thinking about value of money (has any value?), why i play poker etc.

this sentence made me lol

how in the world you think i have 1M+ is beyond me, my net worth has never been above 500k. when i started 2550 for first time a little over 6months ago i had like 50k and won 250k then lost it back. and i'm not playing 2550 atm

5million is alot of money.

edit- besides i was semi-joking, i have no idea if i actually would accept or not. but hypothetically, i'd be on my knees for 5M

double edit- but if i become a millionaire by end of this year, tehre's probably no number i would accept

triple edit- lol at whole convo

louis ck on sucking dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGHY274Ey2Q

Nice brag about your blowjobbing skills

if anybody needs there dick sucked, i'll do it for 75k, maybe 50 if its small, hit me up!

will shoot ya a pm, 25k would seem fair

Brag:

Got dealt in a milestone hand
Had J886ds all in 5w preflop, J88 flop

Beat:

Just sat down so didn't have many VPPs collected so got less for winning hand then those who lost.

Variance:

Good promo for Stars and I'll take it.

Is the 5mm pre or post tax?

do whores pay tax?

ya lol this convo is stupid. but some posts are making me laugh hard heheh. ''10min of your life'' nice brag as nicrey said..........................

btw adi, idk why i thought you were sick baller lol... btw sick balls 10bi shot at 25/50. looks like you turned from gay into a hero . LOL.

why the *** am I playing this game, was over ev for the month now no longer am. I can never have a month over ev such a rigged site. Most of it at 5/10.




Minus 40 BI below ev in 9k hands, fun times