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04-25-2015 , 03:19 PM
k, will post some for lols, in be4 regret
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cool story bro for benni




upswing beer




didn't drink redbull with vodka for 5 years before that (bad experience), but couldn't resist




[ ] disciplined grind




colombian hooker with a super sexy accent (delete if mods think this is not ok)




walked to a bar and wanted to try 3some for 1st time, but they only had 2 girls left...one was good but other some 40yo who i sent home after but kept the young one



girl was from a japanese cartoon basically




then passed out before wanting to bungee from macau tower (made a €1k bet with a friend who doesnt jump have to pay)
they were counting seconds and i passed out, was able to go for a 2nd try but was too much **** myself at that point




pokerstars sponsored eggs



kissing hookers is ok guys




russian strip




later dat day




eat u alive



love in the air




cats attacking



fk y'all






have nice nature etc pics too ofc, but they are boring, mby these too, you judge, just a few from my collection
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04-25-2015 , 07:51 PM
Wow, that's enough experience to be invited into ChicagoJoey's podcast
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04-25-2015 , 09:58 PM
wow best LC post in ssplo in years. plz post moar stories/pics if u have them
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04-25-2015 , 10:11 PM
Also, the first hooker is 6/10 (top 1.7%), would cuddle (that's of course the highest level of distinction in my case). The other are 5/10 at best (but recall that, in my grading system, the population decays superexponentially as the quality rating grows, so they're in the top 5.3%).

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04-25-2015 , 10:25 PM
sometimes i wonder if that e-mail response jimmy fricke received from howard lederer was in fact meant for coon74.
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04-25-2015 , 10:40 PM
Thankfully, the Black Card sponsorships in the post-BF era of FTP are based on 'objective' results (though the volume and variance trump the skill on BC leaderboards, it seems), and personality considerations don't come into play any longer

I think we need more 'weirdos' at the top of the poker ecosystem. It will make both poker and rare orientations more visible.

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04-26-2015 , 03:32 AM
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This is the neckbeardiest **** I've ever read. A decent step up from this unscientific nonsense, however.

Turquoise-eyed girl is the best looking, wild eyebrows and all.
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04-26-2015 , 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by coon74
Wow, that's enough experience to be invited into ChicagoJoey's podcast
Not rly, i was a full time depositing degen in 2008-2009 and at the same time was reading all these PGC threads about ppl traveling around and having fun and thought i will never able to be good enough so i can exprience such fun. But with some luck and work i have managed to degen a little.
In grind mode atm anyway so i can go somewhere nice long term and see if i can manage my roll good enough to maintain a reasonable grind to fun ratio without going broke.
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wow best LC post in ssplo in years. plz post moar stories/pics if u have them
Thx, thought i will wake with a hangover and regret but np
mby if i get wasted again

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Originally Posted by coon74
Also, the first hooker is 6/10 (top 1.7%), would cuddle (that's of course the highest level of distinction in my case). The other are 5/10 at best (but recall that, in my grading system, the population decays superexponentially as the quality rating grows, so they're in the top 5.3%).
"I never fked a ten, but one night i fked fives twos", which is actually true, but they were more like 5s. (but that's another story)

And the girl you commented about, her body def is better than a 6

mind my miserable skinny white body
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most r random fives for sure, but i have some diamonds as well

my favourite, she was so nice, i actually met her at the night club in bangkok and hanged out many days without her asking for money, altho i knew she was working at strip lol
i know asia pros will jump to my face about me making these claims and they r all hookers bla bla bla, but i think sometimes they just want to feel normal
she had a friend with her too, she, her friend and me and my friend hanged around quite a bit, money wasn't a topic once
afaik she isn't working anymore in that place anyway and have found a nice guy, i always thought she was too good for such a place anyway
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she f sexy, close to bgg, but damn, i rly loved her

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all this hooker stuff might come off as arrogant, but im not rly the kind of guy, i treat them with respect and always talk and stuff, it's rly fun to know more about people and their lives
+i had quite a few relationships in my life and i never cheated etc, altho i know i have a image of being the kind of guy

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04-26-2015 , 07:21 AM
E: Don't repost or link this stuff nowhere, in this small nice community i feel comfortable and ok posting such stuff
Don't want to see me kissing tits show up somewhere else lol
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04-26-2015 , 09:35 AM
I don't know whether to pity prostitutes or respect their game at exploiting. Who is exploiting who, so hard to tell. Seems generally ****ty to be prostitute. But gold digging women are the same, just not so overt about it. bottom picture girl has nice tanned body but then white arm.
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04-26-2015 , 09:50 AM
just a bad pic no white, not tanned, stnrd brown skin by default
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04-26-2015 , 12:41 PM
going to all in my roll today on glory mtts and cash out whatever I get back before my brief poker hiatus whilst transitioning to my new job. Thinking about requesting all hands and posting all my biggest pots and life time bb graph + mtt graph before laying mt.fishnoob to rest.

How many hours you full time job people put in on poker?

Thinking I will just grind 2 hours cash/day on top of job and grind mtts on my days off but I need to ****ing to study at home or I will fall behind on work. 10 hours of grinding cash per week will take forever to move up even if i start at plo200 but I should be able to inject my roll every month instead of having to grind, but then I miss out on rakeback with stars.

****ing it's gonna be like having a split identity, with the purpose of each occupation being in controvert.
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04-26-2015 , 01:47 PM
I remember few months before going full time there was a month where i would work 8hrs and then play 8hrs of poker.
The work was not easy either, but at that time i managed to make my best month in cash, played 100k hands of NL25-50 fullring and made about $4k after rb.
Just had lots of motivation and despite being semi tired after work, managed to still play ok.
Anything is possible if you but in enough effort.
e:i actually looked up, i played 222 hours that month and i was working from 9am till 5pm, wake up 8am usually

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04-26-2015 , 02:05 PM
Anyone remember the thread of the guy who made sne, blackcard on tilt, and whatever the highest vip level was on UB all while working a fulltime job and going to business school?
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04-26-2015 , 02:07 PM
Yea, that thread is somewhere in bbv, can't remember the name
That was one of the sickest work ethics ever
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04-26-2015 , 02:08 PM
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Anyone remember the thread of the guy who made sne, blackcard on tilt, and whatever the highest vip level was on UB all while working a fulltime job and going to business school?
classic.

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04-26-2015 , 02:09 PM
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Anyone remember the thread of the guy who made sne, blackcard on tilt, and whatever the highest vip level was on UB all while working a fulltime job and going to business school?
and I tire after 500 hands into the session...
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04-26-2015 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by MastaAces
sometimes i wonder if that e-mail response jimmy fricke received from howard lederer was in fact meant for coon74.
some people might actually prefer the contributions of an intelligent weirdo like coon74 to "constant lapse of unconscious raps".

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04-26-2015 , 02:54 PM
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some people might actually prefer the contributions of an intelligent weirdo like coon74 to "constant lapse of unconscious raps".

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i'll have you know i too am an intelligent weirdo. you have no idea if i enjoy his posts or not. sorry you don't like my Location, mr. white knight!

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Stab me in the back, it isn't clear that I'm injured
Thick skin resistant, could split a spear into splinters
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04-26-2015 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mt.FishNoob
going to all in my roll today on glory mtts and cash out whatever I get back before my brief poker hiatus whilst transitioning to my new job. Thinking about requesting all hands and posting all my biggest pots and life time bb graph + mtt graph before laying mt.fishnoob to rest.

How many hours you full time job people put in on poker?

Thinking I will just grind 2 hours cash/day on top of job and grind mtts on my days off but I need to ****ing to study at home or I will fall behind on work. 10 hours of grinding cash per week will take forever to move up even if i start at plo200 but I should be able to inject my roll every month instead of having to grind, but then I miss out on rakeback with stars.

****ing it's gonna be like having a split identity, with the purpose of each occupation being in controvert.
If I were you I'd focus on work until you establish yourself there. Usually that takes 3 months. I'd put an hour two of that poker time into eating healthybfoods, recuperating and getting rest. A new job has more potential than poker currently does. The first 3 months is crucial to where you will go and how the management will perceive you. (Sorry phone sucks st typing)

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04-27-2015 , 05:09 AM
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E: Don't repost or link this stuff nowhere, in this small nice community i feel comfortable and ok posting such stuff
Don't want to see me kissing tits show up somewhere else lol
Haha sweet pics how old are you? Which countries did you visit looks like you had a sick time!
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04-27-2015 , 06:12 AM
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Haha sweet pics how old are you? Which countries did you visit looks like you had a sick time!
26,
Pics are only from 2 places, thailand and macau. 1 month in bangkok, had only a few sober days i think, but it was fun, then 2 weeks on different locations in thailand and 10 days in macau. I think i spent around 15k or more (thinking about it would fk up the mindset) in the last place within that 10 days and probably never going back (mby try that jump again before i die), too fancy and expensive, i like simple places and life.
ya, fun times with good friends. But this train wont stop, hopefully i will be back somewhere in SEA long term this year, well i def be, just a matter of when.
trouble is just that i suck at handling money, so i need to be quite over rolled for this to work long term, so when i black out for 2 weeks i wont go tits up. but i try hard to somewhat nit it up and change my ways
it's easy to grind here as there isn't much temptations and $ to spend on rly, but i love it too much there. i have my own apt now anyway, so there is always a place to come back to
as for the way long term future i prob have quieter plans, before poker i mostly worked at my dads company (he is a beekeper and business is doing ok), so one day i assume i would have to take that over anyway
don't have much chance in the real world (have quit school 2 times) and i dont want to either, never going to work a 9-5 in my life, unless it's in my family company where i feel like home and am mostly my own time boss anyway.

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