lol they blocked that word, lets just says its a combination of Massachusetts and *sshole

The old Absinth Donuts story always gets me...

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the...-donuts-story/

I necked about 300ml of absinthe for a £24 bet (£2 per audience member) - I already had about 2 litre of lager and 2 shots of tequila, anyway I was at home in bed by midnight with cuts everywhere. I was wandering around some area, and actually hallucinating that it was another night time go to venue, I was walking in the road and ****. Taxi man didn't take me all the way home. Couldn't eat for 2 days. Anyway absinthe is definitely some crazy ****.

That **** gave me the worst hangover of my life. Never again, lol

I should invent a type of absinthe called near death experience and sell it in dodgy off licences under black lighting. millionaire in 6 month

Should call it mfnsinth... would kill

Mt. Sinthe
Getting Noobs FUBAR since 6 months prior to MFN becoming a millionaire.

Stop impersonating me you stupid newbie fish

Sup noobs.

Just waiting for tomorrow and I know my hopes will be crushed before semis, but ONE TIME GO ENGLAND!!!

That song is one of my fav ever, good timing aswell. (there is deffo better video though and I swear the audio quality is warped int hat or some ****)

Playing what I term to be big boy stakes recently - the lower average pot size in those games is actually ****ing huge, people are folding and they are playing so routine. For some reason it seems these games are way more profitable than plo2 (rake and total nits or rake and shove fest), people are actually bluffing when the are suppose to be bluffing and getting owned instead of showing some ****ing wierd wtf my heads assploding, in like plo25 and plo50 it''s like half of the time someone is playing a 'formal' game soy ou can tag them. It's jsut a totally different ****ing game and it's shocking because I don't remember it being like this. btw I mean 1/2 and 2/4 specifcally, has been maybe 2 year since i've played higher than plo50. I want by roll to keep building os i can invade t he plo1k games with a small shot. and also what is with folding against like 1/4 pot sized bet all the time when I keep taking these pots for such small pressure

Brazilia national anthem goin acapella. Oh my... damn!!

Bet that was a sic moment in a persons life if they were there in the stadia

RIP for a month, poker traffic

Might be a gd month for u to learn a new variant of poker or summin lol

Looks like pokerstars just got new owners.

Anyone fancy moving to murica?

It's too expensive to live in, sorry.

Looking at how badly Amaya butchered the Ongame network, I'm afraid the massive shrinkage of the poker industry in the next few years is more probable than ever before.

I'm surprised by the price... is the Rational Group really worth merely $4.9 bln?

Im pretty sure this was the plan all along since stars purchasing ft.

I would say its more worth 8b in the right hands.

A legal American pool. Legal online poker transactions in U.S.!!? Is huuge imo... After all this inter state BS.

I'm afraid that the legal and united American pool is yet far away, and this purchase doesn't help the case - Amaya has to pay the debt to Isai before investing money into federal lobbying, plus its newborn connection to the 'bad actor' may harm its reputation in legislators' eyes.

Most likely, there will still be segregated intrastate pools, but they'll be much bigger because some players wouldn't deposit to sites other than Stars. Probably some American poker emigrants will return home despite the smaller size of the pools, which will be great because the ROW pool will become less reg-infested.

Yeah I remember Noahs post back on BF stating a united america pool was years away (and still is) and an international US integrated pool... well lol.

Regs moving back to US is an interesting facet that I hadnt contemplated. I worry for guys who are SNEs who are used to a certain lifestyle, and the rational group staff/management -- I enivsage a restructure will be on the cards at somepoint or even worse they completely move to Canada.

SNEs need to diversify asap imo.. and get some kind of passive income investments in place - just in case - as the loyalty scheme well lol... its not gonna be very loyal anymore imo.

And a rake reduction to plo? lol...

Hi guys does anyone have a good book recomendation for PLO? I tried ploquickpro but the price seemed a bit expensive (300$ for the book!) and the marketing a bit aggresive, I'm always a bit careful of that. But perhaps the material is golden, I don't know! Anyways, any good reads?

Thought I should do this here.

it's easily the best value/quality combo of plo books for noobs/beginners and even for players who have played a bit

tp2p, I don't quite understand your point. Could you please elaborate how this change can affect the loyalty programs? You think the rewards for high VIP levels are likely to decrease?

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