It's been almost a day into June for me and I'm bored... Let's start with a lady who's celebrated a birthday today.

Credit for the title goes to Mt.FishNoob.

According to Jabo's Nutblocker blog post from March 8th, his OM2 HUD had stopped working with Zoom two weeks prior... the rest is history.

111111st..

June baby. Yeaaaaah !!!!

Yeah, had some troubles with HUD for Zoom, and decided to try normal tables. Felt like I could make a better profit by table-selecting regular and deep tables rather than 4-tabling Zoom all the time.

Legit question that I just got asked by a work colleague.

"Can you unzip a zipped file?"

Seriously. In this day and age!! Wtf

I really worry for the future of mankind.

Probably s/he thought that Zip is a cipher that can be read by MI6 only

All right, I'd like to run a quick poll (only for those who enjoy sex with women or fantasies about them) prior to expressing random thoughts on my sexual orientation in a slight trance (alas I can't write posts in deep one).

Imagine yourself with a (not-so-well-trained) female hooker (so that the emotional component of a relationship is removed). Which genital stimulator would give you the most pleasurable climax (try to exclude the possible joy of possession / dominance - I believe it's not my case):

a) your own hands,
b) her hands,
c) her vag,
d) her mouth,
e) her anus,
f) her breasts,
g) another part of her body (which, if you don't mind?),
h) her voice,
i) her smell,
j) anything else that requires her attendance (what, if you don't mind?),
k) or does any woman's presence (incl. the phone / Skype) blunt the pleasure?

Thanks for answering, sorry if I'm going into too personal depths. I just wonder if there's really anything other than platonic emotional resonance or future children that makes men pursue women.

c-e-d-b-f-i-g-h-a

Hmm, that's probably how most of the answers are gonna look like

But I'm especially curious about why c) is the most preferable option to most. Is there something special in women's muscles there that makes them superior to my own right hand, taking into account that my hand is very understanding and has delivered a 5-digit number of climaxes to me (I'm not sure how many exactly) over 13 years, but a way less familiar, especially poorly trained as specified (not doing the Kegel exercise), woman can mess it up badly?

Also, I'm afraid of a vag spasm that would be socially unpleasant because of requiring an emergency service intervention, and might even damage myself. I'd have to do some foreplay to prevent it, which is not what I'm particularly happy with.

Lolcoon. I love the science element that you bring to the lc laboratory !!!

The answer to your query is c.

Why?

Because it fits !!

There are cheaper things that fit too (by the cost, I mean rather not the monetary price tag, but its combination with the sheer amount of effort and conformism needed). As for the mechanics of the muscles, what I've heard is that they can become as functional as a hand but years of practice are needed for this, and getting into a well-trained milf is, I guess, an even harder task given the difference between my perceived status and what men usually have at 26. It seems absolutely not worth the effort nor money so far (plus not even every hooker can cater to my fetishes; I guess, the best affordable thing I can ask for is playing a goth, though it's by far not the strongest of my fetishes).

(I'm not acknowledging that I'm inferior, I just have a narrower, less demanding life strategy, liberating me from having to prove my competence to too many people.)

C74 has to be a gimmick acct doesn't it? I've been thinking that is probably true for years now.

I'm too different from Ron Burgundy to be him (I do unbutton and sit down if possible before urinating because my coordination is too poor; but the metal I listen to is usually softer than the extreme genres, even 'not metal' according to strict addicts, and actually it's not my fault, but a consequence of a rare coincidence of at least 4 fetishes and 4 other stressing factors)... or whose gimmick do you think I am?

****ing nit. ****ing 37 post noob nit.

Do I get banned for stuff like this?

€oon is a god around these parts. You can't just waltz in here and slander manaman.

He will go Soviet on yo ass noobs.

P.S. You've been thinking something for years? But you only joined in April'14!!

By the Gods, and the beard of Zeus. Someone ban me before i start ranting.

Finally a soulmate!

This article pretty much sums up the benefits of being in the club! Many online poker might be there naturally, though, due to reason 7 - the ease of grinding on a laptop at the same time

Tops, you didn't need to go mad, I didn't take that jocular post (praising my will to disclose incredible details about myself) seriously anyway.

Subject needs changing IMO

Think I'm gonna order myself one of these:

The World - Stereotypes map [Full resolution]

Haha... I werent mad. Just feel us racists need to stick together. See Shimmy agrees.

Also. It was an opportunist moment to use my new 2p2 slogan.... "****ing nits".

That map is incredible !!

Challenge accepted!

Shimmy, sorry for frustrating you, I realise that not everyone needs psychoanalysis and deconstruction of the desire, but I do, and not everyone is interested in doing it for other people, and surely not everyone treats the pussy as merely the 'third ear' or rather 'second mouth' (looking worse than the main ones), but I thought the discourse was entertaining to some.

I'm a bit disappointed by the way the stereotype treats former socialist countries; in particular, Montenegro is not unknown, but an Adriatic seacoast country that has much to offer and getting richer than Serbia and distinguished from it. The Serbian cuisine is acknowledged as superb, but there's not a single mention of the pljeskavica or (for vegetarians like me) the gibanica on the map.

Oops, I apologise for calling the duo of Aaralyn and Izzy a 'girl' one - I knew that only the vocalist Aaralyn is a girl and the drummer Izzy is her brother, but I was so impressed by Heene Boyz when writing the post that I couldn't think straight (lame pun intended).

Yeah you're right of course. Also many of the central African countries aren't great. And cider is not from York. But I like the concept.

I'm not really gonna order one, just kept me entertained for ten minutes.

for this passing and all other former wwf enthusiasts

Good point, I don't think anyone here would spend so much time on such an elaborate gimmick. It's just that with so many of your posts you make (like most of what you've written in this thread), I think to myself "this can't be a real person, can it?"

Found my first gray hairs (6 of them all in one spot) today when I got my haircut. Only 28. Thanks a lot PLO

Cool dylan song about Wild Bill Hickock (of the aces and 8's "dead man's hand" fame)



Discovered thanks to Shaniac's dope stories podcast, the latest episode of which is all about Las Vegas and which I thought was entertaining and a good listen