I'm pretty sure we would not be friends in real life.

People who tell me to put out my cigarette because there's no smoking at Wrigley Field right after they've passed a joint.

first one is fine despite lol reasoning. who cares if someone else scoops some PB with his finger

second also fine, you arent going to get cooties or the gay

third is lol, i hope they invent more addictive cigarettes that cause super cancer to kill them quicker and save us on medical costs. double points for the "i should have this freedom but a private place shouldnt have the freedom to set their own rules" argument.

Well, if he's the only one who is ever going to use that peanut butter, I guess it's okay. But, either way, I sure don't want to see him orally making love to his finger.

And I have a thing about sharing drinking containers.

Clearly the way you laid it out is lol, but I think private places SHOULD have the right to set their own rules, but they don't, which is bull****. If a private establishment wants to be smoke free, by all means they should have the right to do so. But this freedom to govern your private establishment should also allow places to allow smoking if they would want to. Currently, the latter is not possible.

****ing hippies..

define "making love". I am going to be sure I get all the PB off, but I am not going to put it in my ass or anything.

And what "thing"? as previously stated, you aren't going to catch the ghey, and there are more germs on your hand than my mouth, but I bet you don't hesitate to lick your finger after you put it in a jar of PB

yeah i guess if there is a community peanut butter at work i would be displeased but its safe to assume people are eating their own peanut butter or cupcake

lol..but they're my germs.

My buddy just had a new baby. The kid will drop his pacifier on the ground and he'll just pick it up and give it back to the kid. I'm like, that floor is dirty, shouldn't you wash it first? He thinks it's better for the kid to help build his immune system.

lol at the possessive sense of germs! You did not create these things, they do not have your dna, they have not spawned from your seed. You are simply cultivating those little bastards until you can pass them along to someone else, or they infiltrate your bodies defenses.

Plus I highly doubt that weird whipping the bottle top thing that germaphobes do would prevent a transmission of any sort, its not like your hand or article of clothing has been sterilized or anything, but hey whatever lets you sleep at night..

So, while you may prefer "your" germs over "my" germs, I have no problem letting "our" germs get together and have a non-discriminatory germ party. If that makes me a germy guy than so be it.

thabighurt35. Except I'm pretty sure he should piss me off.

awwwwwww poooookie, im like the grounds in your coffee

someone dipping their finger in peanut butter and then licking it off is so ****ing disgusting

When people write the word "prolly". Mega tilt.

If they know theyre shorthanding, I'm ok with it. If they think that is the word, big problem!

that prolly should piss you off

I dunno about that.

lol Im with you there

I've never heard of "peeling in" until reading this. This is starting to piss me off.

Snoring Denial always got me..

A: 'Dude, you snored all night.'
B: 'I don't snore..'

You are completely correct. This shouldn't piss you off.

In movies where the story takes place pre 90s and someone gives a microwave as a gift and then explains how does this scientific miracle works.

I think the "people in the south call everything coke" meme is another widespread ruse funded by the guy who makes long john silvers commercials. literally never heard anyone say that in over 20 years

Smokers who throw their butts on the ground as if they were somehow different from all other forms of trash.

Despite your username, you must not be from Atlanta.