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02-02-2024 , 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by feel wrath
people adding 'gate' at the end of a name to signify a scandal.
In the same vein, people adding "-oholic" to the end of a word to indicate addiction to it, when part of that fake suffix is from the word alcohol itself.

"I'm a real chocoholic!" OK so you're addicted to chocohol? That's cool I guess.
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02-04-2024 , 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by boscoboy
Bragging about how many times you have seen a band because you have some imaginary competition in your head.

New flash: seeing Phish 100 times does not mean you like them any more or less than somebody that has seen them 80 or 120 times, it just means all three of you are douchebags
Hmmm.
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02-04-2024 , 03:48 PM
Walmart Greeters.

You stand around for hours, check like 3 receipts when I forget to bag everything, and if I walk by you, you aren't allowed to stop me in any way.

What a pointless job.
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02-05-2024 , 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by boscoboy
New flash: seeing Phish 100 times does not mean you like them any more or less than somebody that has seen them 80 or 120 times, it just means all three of you are douchebags
sounds like somebody could use some bathtub gin!

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Originally Posted by GMan42
"I'm a real chocoholic!" OK so you're addicted to chocohol? That's cool I guess.
mmm chocohol

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02-05-2024 , 09:51 AM
The US national anthem. Song sucks.
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02-05-2024 , 07:09 PM
Ours suck now it's 'God Save the King', just sounds weird and all wrong
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02-05-2024 , 09:25 PM
Saw a kid walking down the sidewalk carrying a skateboard.
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02-05-2024 , 11:23 PM
perhaps he had a flat
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02-06-2024 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by thethethe
Ours suck now it's 'God Save the King', just sounds weird and all wrong
Doesn't even sort of rhyme with "fascist regime" anymore, that sucks.
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02-06-2024 , 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by johnzimbo
Saw a kid walking down the sidewalk carrying a skateboard.
The thing that should piss you off is when you see them rubbing the skateboard to the curb.
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02-06-2024 , 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by golddog
Amblers that are unaware of their surroundings, walking four wide down the path/aisle to make sure nobody can get by.
My circle calls this the "ohio tourists"... no offense meant to ohio of course

3 or 4 people ...all obese and over 6 feet tall

all with wheeled-luggage trailing behind them

1 is usually eating something that is very akward to eat while walking , but is doing so anyways

always in the middle of a path for 8 people blocking traffic in both directions
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02-06-2024 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by xnbomb
Walmart Greeters.

You stand around for hours, check like 3 receipts when I forget to bag everything, and if I walk by you, you aren't allowed to stop me in any way.

What a pointless job.
Actually mine is people who get upset about being asked to show their receipts as they leave. Even if it's ultimately pointless and yes you are not obligated to do it, that monolithic corporation is providing a few people jobs who probably aren't all that skilled and all I have to pay is a moments delay as I leave the store? I'm fine with it and get irritated at people who consider it a personal affront to their integrity that some bored senior has to draw a highlighter line on their receipt.

It shouldn't bother me because what do I care if some random dude is in a bad mood? But it does.
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02-06-2024 , 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Punker
Actually mine is people who get upset about being asked to show their receipts as they leave. Even if it's ultimately pointless and yes you are not obligated to do it, that monolithic corporation is providing a few people jobs who probably aren't all that skilled and all I have to pay is a moments delay as I leave the store? I'm fine with it and get irritated at people who consider it a personal affront to their integrity that some bored senior has to draw a highlighter line on their receipt.
Do they check all customers at your Walmart? At ours, I've never been asked to provide a receipt except for when there was a big diaper box in the cart. Pretty sure they check everyone who looks poor and/or non-white though.
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02-06-2024 , 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by pokeraz
Hmmm.
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Originally Posted by Bidz
sounds like somebody could use some bathtub gin!
Bathtub gin sounds delicious! Just to clarify, I mean bragging about ANY band. Phish was merely a convenient example since I know several people that love to brag about their show count.

Also, I am so old I had to ask my friends why all the kids at a Phish show kept asking us if we had seen their friend Molly
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02-06-2024 , 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by boscoboy
Also, I am so old I had to ask my friends why all the kids at a Phish show kept asking us if we had seen their friend Molly
They were talking about Miley Cyrus.
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02-06-2024 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by madlex
Do they check all customers at your Walmart? At ours, I've never been asked to provide a receipt except for when there was a big diaper box in the cart. Pretty sure they check everyone who looks poor and/or non-white though.
I was thinking more of Costco where they check everyone. Walmart usually only checks if you're carrying out something big like a TV in my experience.
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02-06-2024 , 08:16 PM
The name Hoda Kotb

Every time I see it I think it is a word scramble
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02-07-2024 , 10:21 AM
Once upon a time in Pembroke Pines Florida had some neighbors move up from Miami

Had roosters wake me up on day 1 of them living there

(house is worth like 500k today's prices)

Then they proceeded to paint the House and the house trim the same color of puke-vomit green that matched their grass.

They they must have had extra paint because they painted their 6' tall wooden fence the same exact color.
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02-07-2024 , 10:22 AM
And you think those are both things that should not have pissed you off?
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02-07-2024 , 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Garick
And you think those are both things that should not have pissed you off?
People suck at this thread.
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02-07-2024 , 01:27 PM
the neighbors said who cares and said let it go,but i guess u r right i didnt follow the assignment.........

how about this:

people who wave you to go ahead when driving even though they have the right of way, and by letting you go 1st they actually are impeding normal traffic flow just to fish for "thank you"-waves

i call them "off-duty crossing guards"
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02-07-2024 , 01:35 PM
get em jish
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02-07-2024 , 01:42 PM
The analysis board in chess broadcasts.
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02-07-2024 , 01:45 PM
Chess broadcasts
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02-07-2024 , 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by hansmolman
Gas stations with car washes that ask if I want a wash every time I pump.
Esp if it's Minneapolis and the wind chill is 40 below, amirite? RIP Bobby Muffins
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