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10-30-2017 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by cs3
really pisses me off the way you keep saying watching "the" tv.
the word "the" is totally unnecessary!
How else do you differentiate watching TV programs on the computer from watching them on the television set?
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10-30-2017 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Why do you answer the phone? I ignore my Mom about 90% of the time she calls, then call her back when I'm ready.
You sound like a bad son.

Ignoring around 30% of the time is optimal.

Ninety percent is crazy high.
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10-30-2017 , 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by cs3
really pisses me off the way you keep saying watching "the" tv.
the word "the" is totally unnecessary!

also, "open" your tv?
sorry bruhv, I still haven't mastered the english language.
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10-30-2017 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by chopstick
The ridiculous sports stats thing should absolutely piss you off. It's a pathetic attempt to portray something meaningless as something meaningful at the expense of your time and attention.
What the hell else you got to do, it’s a ****ing baseball game
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10-30-2017 , 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Joe Davola
You sound like a bad son.

Ignoring around 30% of the time is optimal.

Ninety percent is crazy high.
I could do better.
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10-30-2017 , 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Kirbynator
sorry bruhv, I still haven't mastered the english language.
I'll forgive you this time.
Dont let it happen again.
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10-30-2017 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by SeeTheMirage
That no matter how hard I try, I can't resist reading this sign as "Automatic Caution Door" instead of the intended meaning of "Caution, Automatic Door".

This sign taunts me every day when I use the restroom at work and now its starting to stand out to me more and more in public too. Who came up with this ridiculous layout?

Oooo that's good.

It's an automatic door to your restroom at work though? Sounds fancy.
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10-30-2017 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Why do you answer the phone? I ignore my Mom about 90% of the time she calls, then call her back when I'm ready.
i think we might have something in common...
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10-30-2017 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by brandoncla
Just saw some lady start unloading her groceries into the trunk of her car, but instead of wheeling the cart over by the trunk, she parks it in front of her car and starts walking back and forth from the cart to put them in. Found it mildly amusing, but started to get pissed the longer it went on.
If the cart is on a sidewalk or maybe there is one of those concrete stops near the front of the car, then it makes sense to do it her way. My grocery store has a sidewalk between two of the rows of parking spaces (stores that don't have this piss me off), and I park head-in (backer-inners piss me off; topic was probably already covered). So I almost always unload/load my groceries like this.

I forgot that the World Series game was on last night, and that pisses me off.
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10-30-2017 , 08:45 PM
so many great beer options. so little time.
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10-31-2017 , 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by chopstick
The ridiculous sports stats thing should absolutely piss you off. It's a pathetic attempt to portray something meaningless as something meaningful at the expense of your time and attention.


You’re already watching the game. They have to fill the time between pitches with something. It’s not like they tell the pitcher “hold up while we build narratives around these weird numbers.”
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10-31-2017 , 02:26 AM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
Sorry Dad, I was in the shower/mowing the lawn/had my phone on mute. Gotta train them early.
lol yeah that does not work with my Dad. He's my Dad, I should just drop everything no matter what when he calls.
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10-31-2017 , 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by JayTeeMe
Oh man that's enraging for about 5 different reasons.

My mom is not nearly that bad but she causes me lots of stress also. She's a lonely widow who won't get into any hobbies (other than running) and lives an absurdly depressing life. Like i'll stop by sometimes while she's eating a supper of just plain rice and lettuce. WTF mom! How is that a meal?!? She also has $300k from my dad's life insurance just stashed in savings accounts. She won't even put it into a CD or anything. I did her taxes and she earned $14 in interest on that money last year.

But the worst is that she sleeps on the floor. Her waterbed sprung a leak or something a year or two ago and she tossed it but never got another bed. Now i didn't know she was sleeping on the floor for a long time but when i found out i was upset and demanded that she get a bed. "Jay, i don't need a bed", "Jay, i'm fine, don't worry about it", "Jason, Just drop it!" After like a month of this i finally just ordered her a bed. She had the dudes set it up in a basement guest room.
It sounds like she is really missing your dad. I feel really sad for her. Have you suggested she go see a counsellor or something? Sometimes grief can lead to depression and people can feel almost guilty enjoying things in life when their loved one is gone.
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10-31-2017 , 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
lol yeah that does not work with my Dad. He's my Dad, I should just drop everything no matter what when he calls.
I really am a ****ty son. Thank god my Mom has her husband and lots of local family members, and my Dad literally only calls me in computer emergencies.
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10-31-2017 , 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I really am a ****ty son. Thank god my Mom has her husband and lots of local family members, and my Dad literally only calls me in computer emergencies.
I got the idea that Dom's post was from his dad's perspective, not his own. I could be wrong though.
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10-31-2017 , 02:32 PM
Yeah but he complies with his Dad's expectation. Whereas I ignore my Mom's call most of the time.

The thing is I ignore everyone's call. I hate talking on the phone. It drains my life force. I need time to prepare myself and have to be in the right mood. Unless it's someone I'm hoping to have sex with, they're going straight to voicemail. Learn to text ffs.
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10-31-2017 , 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
I really am a ****ty son.
I don't think anyone blames you...

your parents didn't even teach you how to make iced coffee or to stay away from circles full of emo men!
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10-31-2017 , 09:43 PM
When people refuse to take cold medicine.
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10-31-2017 , 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
When people refuse to take cold medicine.
When healthcare workers refuse to get a flu shot.

Last edited by Mark_K; 10-31-2017 at 09:46 PM. Reason: ^This may be a repeat...
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10-31-2017 , 09:50 PM
Oh, yeah, the World Series patches. Looks like an 8th grader drew something up.
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10-31-2017 , 09:53 PM
It pisses me off that pumpkin ravioli isn't disgusting. There is no earthly reason that should taste good. But it's generally very tasty. I have seen it on menus all year round. How did anyone even get the idea in the first place?
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10-31-2017 , 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
How did anyone even get the idea in the first place?
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10-31-2017 , 10:00 PM
Woman in the grocery store walking down the aisles munching on a big bag of chips. I assume she's going to pay for it, but it still puts me on mega-tilt and I'm not sure why.
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10-31-2017 , 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by suzzer99
It pisses me off that pumpkin ravioli isn't disgusting. There is no earthly reason that should taste good. But it's generally very tasty. I have seen it on menus all year round. How did anyone even get the idea in the first place?
Slather cat **** in brown butter and it'll probably not be as disgusting as it should be either.
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10-31-2017 , 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranberry Tea
Woman in the grocery store walking down the aisles munching on a big bag of chips. I assume she's going to pay for it, but it still puts me on mega-tilt and I'm not sure why.
I usually eat my chips at Subway while waiting for my sandwich. Fair or foul?

Only key is to not have a mouthful of chips when they ask you something.
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