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03-07-2017 , 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Didace
It's mildly irritating that you have counted the steps. My wife does that kind of crap. For her, I find it kind of cute. You, not so much.

It struck me a while ago that those distances are too damn long, and I measured it for only that reason.
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03-07-2017 , 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Holliday
Hat Tip?
Half Tread?
Happy Troll?


or perhaps Howard Treesong
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03-07-2017 , 01:23 PM
Should be HTM or HTH then.
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03-07-2017 , 01:24 PM
But I have to ask, how many GSD steps is it and how do you measure those (since you most assuredly do)? By each foot? Just fronts? A math formula using HT steps as the base measurement?
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03-07-2017 , 01:44 PM
Also, when you are me are JT steps longer or shorter strides?
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03-07-2017 , 02:26 PM
I'm 5 10 with probably an average pace, so it's probably something around two and a half feet per step. On the GSD front, I can see the appeal of traveling with them for emotional support, but I don't do that. Plus, I don't think they're capable of walking in straight lines, and I think they'd be terrified of a flat conveyor. Plus their gait is massively variable depending on their speed ... I've never examined the question closely, but do they walk, canter, trot or gallop when they run?

Hell if I know. But someone please tell me why that damn people mover has 125-foot gaps at each end?
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03-07-2017 , 02:55 PM
I wonder how many people have actually read that. I will not be among them.
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03-07-2017 , 02:58 PM
Well, I'm certainly not clicking on it then.
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03-07-2017 , 03:04 PM
It's not dangerous, chop. Just geeky, so it's right up your alley.
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03-07-2017 , 03:11 PM
Safe to click. I will also never read it. Just happened to be a perfect find when binging the question HT asked. I have nobody but myself to be pissed off at for actually becoming curious enough to bing the question HT asked and TSPMO more than GSD, IMO.

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03-07-2017 , 03:15 PM
Howard, aren't you old enough for a Rascal or something?
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03-07-2017 , 03:45 PM
Ouch. Nope. I'm solidly middle-aged, but still more or less ambulatory.
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03-07-2017 , 05:49 PM
I may have confused you with the other Howard...
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03-07-2017 , 06:00 PM
I'm 42, and spry af.
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03-07-2017 , 08:02 PM
My boss will ask me for a million different things and no matter what he asks for it usually ends with a delayed 'please' that drives me bat **** crazy.

Boss: "Can you forward that email to me?"

*Crickets chirping*

Me: "Sure, I know which..."

Boss: "PLEASE" (though I was mid sentence)

WTF It's always a delayed please whether I'm mid sentence or not. So tilting! Now if he didn't say please at all, that would be a ok with me, so the delayed please shouldnt piss me off BUT IT DOES. It's always thrown in like a politically correct way to placate me and as though I require it.
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03-07-2017 , 08:17 PM
Bear in mind 2 facts about me: I swear like an effing sailor if I want to and I am not religious in the least. Ok? Ok!

When my Jewish boss gets mad (our offices are next to each other) he'll yell "Jesus Christ" or Jesus Effing Christ!

I know it shouldn't based on the 2 facts above, but I think it pisses me off so much because he's Jewish. Seems disrespectful somehow.

Can you tell I just got out of work? #hangry
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03-07-2017 , 08:29 PM
I thought HT stood for Howard Truant but I'm easily confused.
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03-07-2017 , 08:41 PM
you think Dulles is bad, try transferring flights at charles de gaulle.
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03-07-2017 , 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by REDeYeS88
you think Dulles is bad, try transferring flights at charles de gaulle.
legit pissed off. awful airport
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03-07-2017 , 09:27 PM
When people quote a post to respond to it, and type they're response before the quote.
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03-07-2017 , 09:30 PM
It's because you're supposed to get out in Paris, you idiots.
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03-07-2017 , 09:33 PM
not when I'm flying to Barcelona
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03-07-2017 , 10:01 PM
I think kerowo is confusing me with Howard Beale
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03-07-2017 , 10:05 PM
And Dominic
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