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12-09-2013 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by z4reio
I think sleeping in a car in most casinos' parking lots is safe. Find a dome and park next to it.
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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

it's kinda the same reason why people suggest sleeping in your car under a dome in the parking lot, rather then finding some dark alley.
Alright, what is this "dome" of which you people speak?

Is it this thing?
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12-10-2013 , 12:03 AM
yes, a surveillance camera dome. just like they have in the casino. logic being that would be thieves will see them and usually realize that doing a crime on film has a higher probability of leading to capture.

a well lit area with a dome near by is preferred (buy an eye mask to block out light).
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12-10-2013 , 12:14 AM
Ok, weird. I think most people would just call it a camera. Or at least a dome camera. But maybe you guys are in the parking lot security industry.
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12-10-2013 , 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by TensRUs
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Originally Posted by TensRUs
Here are the options I'm considering:

1) Use the threat of legal action to get the couch for free until the landlord leaves for China (mid-late January), then rent her room on a 3 month contract for $200/mo with no deposit
I was hoping for more feedback on this.
Don't try to lowball the rent to $200/mo. Way too risky imo. Someone else will most likely offer $300/mo if you don't snap call her last offer.
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12-10-2013 , 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Minimalist
Ok, weird. I think most people would just call it a camera. Or at least a dome camera. But maybe you guys are in the parking lot security industry.
Or perhaps we go to casinos a lot and know what a dome is?
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12-10-2013 , 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by z4reio
Or perhaps we go to casinos a lot and know what a dome is?
This
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12-10-2013 , 12:38 AM
I've got your dome.
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12-10-2013 , 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Minimalist
I've got your dome.
Sorry, buddy, but you're the only guy on 2p2 with an 05 signup date that doesn't know what a dome is when referring to casinos.
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12-10-2013 , 01:12 AM
hey.. gonna give you some advice coming from someone that did exactly what you did.

8 years ago I decided to do exactly what you did. I was still in school, on pace for medical school and when I graduated, I opted for poker, with very little money(but a supportive and semi-wealthy family).

I was privileged, as are you. I will tell you that exploiting someone underprivileged, even if rightfully so, is something you will regret. If you don't, you're probably just an a-hole. It's easy to hold those less privileged to you to some contractual standard to abide by, but don't, you don't know what it's like to struggle.

In regards to poker, I got in a bit early and very fortunately was able to make millions. Many of those entering at the same time are broke with no work experience and very bad spending habits. Despite where I ended up, statistically, if I had to go back, no way would I enter poker. Now? No way would I enter. The games are way harder. Back then, I made 200k/yr at $2/$4. If I entered now, I'd be fortunate to make $20k full time, but likely a losing player.

This is coming from someone that made it at poker. Use your parent's success and support and find something stable.
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12-10-2013 , 01:20 AM
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Originally Posted by z4reio
Sorry, buddy, but you're the only guy on 2p2 with an 05 signup date that doesn't know what a dome is when referring to casinos.
I've never heard of those cameras being referred to as "domes." WTF is wrong with the word "camera?"
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12-10-2013 , 01:24 AM
Old nit, indignantly yelling that the button should be on him:

"Check the dome! Check the dome!"
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12-10-2013 , 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by XxGodJrxX
I've never heard of those cameras being referred to as "domes." WTF is wrong with the word "camera?"
What can I say? You guys need to get out more. Perhaps go to a Walgreens or a street intersection or something?
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12-10-2013 , 01:33 AM
The only thing that needs to get out more is my dome!

Last edited by DonkJr; 12-10-2013 at 01:34 AM. Reason: and by dome, i mean my dick LDO
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12-10-2013 , 01:35 AM

Not a dome, imo.
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12-10-2013 , 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Minimalist
Not a dome, imo.
That's why I didn't say camera. Pretty easy to understand the logic if you've been out of the house within the last 10 years. The fact you were able to Google a picture of a camera contained within a dome before an explanation was given indicates you're smarter than you give yourself credit for.
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12-10-2013 , 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by TurboD
If you must, why not....

Arrive at casino on Friday around 7-8 pm. Play through the night stacking the fish. Leave casino at around 9-10 am Saturday morning.

Go to hotel and get a room you can check into straight away for the Saturday night. Sleep in safety and comfort till say 4-5 pm. Get up go back to casino, stack more fish till say 4am. Go back to hotel and sleep till checkout time. More poker then drive home around 8pm.

This way you're only paying for one night per weekend and you only have to pay the weekends you play.

Or sleep in boot of Lexus.
this seems like the way to go
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12-10-2013 , 02:26 AM
how is this the most popular thread of 2013
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12-10-2013 , 02:39 AM
Holy f*ck, SoCalQuest ITT

I appreciate you taking the time to comment on my situation. Honestly, she's the one that exploited me first by breaking our contract. And even now, she's still trying to offer me the couch for $250/mo. Do onto others imo.

And I can understand why it seems like I'm trying to go pro, but I'm not. I'm just trying to find a way to make decent money on the weekends while I go to school on weekdays.

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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
if you're going to end up sleeping in your car anyway, why would you pay to sleep on a couch for minimal hours?
I would re-negotiate to have the couch for free.

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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot
and for the love of god, have you even checked couchsurfing.com?? its a legit sight for renting couches. they probably have the best reference of if you're paying too much...
I have, didn't get any responses yet.

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If the landlord provided a place for me to put my things that could be locked with a master lock, would you guys still oppose the couch thing?

I know half the house hates me. Fuggit.

House:
Warmth
Running water
Bathroom w/ shower
No privacy

Car:
Privacy

To reiterate my coach deal:

Since she broke our contract, I want to use the threat of legal action to get the couch for free until she leaves for China, which will be in mid-late January.

@TurboD

That sounds really, really good. I might opt for that
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12-10-2013 , 02:39 AM
OP, buy a sleeping bag,. It ain't gonna be in the 40's very often, so you don't need a good bag. Take a tooth brush and some bottled water and brush your teeth in a handicap toilet stall so no one sees you.

About the immigrant, standard. You play hardball with her. I'd personaly not want to sleep on the couch b/c it is very likely that the men who slept on it have jizzed in between the cushions. If the couch has three cushions, usually there is a space that lines up perfectly for this. So take the room for $200-$150 a month.
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12-10-2013 , 02:41 AM
Omg, and water boat! I'm ganna take this time to ask you to make more videos before reading/responding to your comment
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12-10-2013 , 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by john voight
OP, buy a sleeping bag,. It ain't gonna be in the 40's very often, so you don't need a good bag. Take a tooth brush and some bottled water and brush your teeth in a handicap toilet stall so no one sees you.

About the immigrant, standard. You play hardball with her. I'd personaly not want to sleep on the couch b/c it is very likely that the men who slept on it have jizzed in between the cushions. If the couch has three cushions, usually there is a space that lines up perfectly for this. So take the room for $200-$150 a month.
The couch is in a public area, so it's presumably jizz free. I think it's likely that I will be the first person that has actually slept on the couch as a tenant.

I think it will be in the 40's pretty often. Looking up the weather for the area, it's 40 right now. But yeah, sleeping bags negate that anyway.

If I do the car thing, I'm going to try to stay at a 24 hour fitness or Walmart parking lot. Walmart is probably safer since other people do it as well
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12-10-2013 , 02:57 AM
All the old school bros bagging you bro.
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12-10-2013 , 03:53 AM
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The couch is in a public area, so it's presumably jizz free.
You are just too precious.
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12-10-2013 , 04:01 AM
Oh, masturbation reference. My bad.
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12-10-2013 , 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by z4reio
Or perhaps we go to casinos a lot and know what a dome is?
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Originally Posted by z4reio
Sorry, buddy, but you're the only guy on 2p2 with an 05 signup date that doesn't know what a dome is when referring to casinos.
I've worked in casinos for 20+ years (and read/posted on this site almost that long) and I had know idea what you guys were talking about when you kept saying "park under a dome". I've never once heard a player suggest we should "check the dome".

Do the people who use this term, live in the USA? Seriously.

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Originally Posted by HardBodied
how is this the most popular thread of 2013
Because it's like that old Adam Sandler bit, Tollbooth Willie. We line up to insult the OP, and he yells at us.

(NSFW audio)

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