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12-03-2009 , 03:15 AM
fwiw if I had daryn's car I might make sweet sweet love to it

Last edited by divides_by_zero; 12-03-2009 at 03:15 AM. Reason: srsly guys, hug it out bitches
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12-03-2009 , 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
fwiw if I had daryn's car I might make sweet sweet love to it
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12-03-2009 , 03:42 AM
well i mean the guy specifically mentioned the trunk also. amazing tho that one mark of punctuation turns it from normal comment into elitist car love.

i love my car that's for sure.. it's incredible. yet i definitely do not talk about it unless asked or if there's a car thread or something. i'm just not the "brag" type of person.
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12-03-2009 , 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by edfurlong
Is that the alien from enemy mine?
lol
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12-03-2009 , 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
fwiw if I had daryn's car I might make sweet sweet love to it
Obligatory request for pic(s) of daryn's car.
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12-03-2009 , 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
At the self scan thing every onion or apple I buy is the cheapest kind of apple or onion they sell. I've been eating Braeburns at Red Delicious prices for years. Sadly this is not a level.
that's so wrong. "writing things off" in business doesn't mean they don't take a loss. It means the loss takes away from there tax liability. So to illustrate they lose $1 to you, then they save .35 on there taxes.
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12-03-2009 , 05:53 AM
I'm posting to prevent the seinfeld ******s from taking over
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12-03-2009 , 06:37 AM
They just take it over
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12-03-2009 , 07:16 AM
it's like, if you hadn't said anything, would they still have knocked the vase over?
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12-03-2009 , 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by daryn
ya ok, and i picture you making sweet love to your 2 boys. but that doesn't make ME a sicko.
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I'm thinking it might.
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12-03-2009 , 09:22 AM


Spoiler:
densely weird

Last edited by 27offsuit; 12-03-2009 at 09:44 AM.
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12-03-2009 , 11:54 AM
After being caught without an umbrella yesterday, I'm adding this tip:

Buy a cheap umbrella to leave at your office / workplace / wherever in case it rains and you don't come prepared in the morning.

(It was a beautiful sunny day in the AM damnit.)
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12-03-2009 , 11:58 AM
I tried to crack an eye on the counter the other day and was unimpressed. Is there a trick to it? I've never really had a problem cracking eggs on the edge of the pan, how is this system better?
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12-03-2009 , 12:01 PM
cracking on edges sends shrapnel into the egg. Cracking on flat surface also breaks the egg in such a way that it's actually easier to separate into two pieces. Fresher is also better, as is most cases.
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12-03-2009 , 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyWf
I tried to crack an eye on the counter the other day and was unimpressed.

Yeah, edges are definitely superior to flat surfaces when cracking eyes.
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12-03-2009 , 01:33 PM
fwiw, i think 27o's ability to lock his kids in his trunk, is greater then daryn's inability to lock his keys in his.
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12-03-2009 , 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by hyde
I'm thinking it might.
yes about as weird as picturing a guy ****ing a car or dog.
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12-03-2009 , 03:54 PM
also i just tried the egg thing too, just 5 minutes ago. i cracked two eggs. the first one actually turned out way worse than if i'd cracked it on an edge. the 2nd one i whacked much harder and it worked well.
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12-03-2009 , 04:04 PM
When i cracked an egg on the counter some of the white flew out on the counter.
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12-03-2009 , 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by earck
When i cracked an egg on the counter some of the white flew out on the counter.
Stop before the white stuff comes out ldo.
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12-03-2009 , 04:10 PM
thats what she said
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12-03-2009 , 04:10 PM
Always wear flipflops in a public shower (dorm, gym, etc)
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12-03-2009 , 04:14 PM
Some things in here seem like common sense, but others are amazing. Thanks for this thread.
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12-03-2009 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by daryn
also i just tried the egg thing too, just 5 minutes ago. i cracked two eggs. the first one actually turned out way worse than if i'd cracked it on an edge. the 2nd one i whacked much harder and it worked well.
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When i cracked an egg on the counter some of the white flew out on the counter.
Yeah when I tried it on the counter at first I just kinda cracked the shell, then I hit it again and it turned out terrible. I will try hitting it much harder, but that seems like a recipe for me smashing an egg all over my kitchen.
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12-03-2009 , 04:25 PM
I want to master this trick just so I can demonstrate it and then give someone a raw egg and tell them to give it a shot.

broken eggs = always funny
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