So are you the engineer of this happy train M? Spelling was on point too. That's what makes it truly amazing!

Btw MLY, you should defiantly take your own advice in order to avoid accidentally having any more kids.

Don't you want to be an aunt?

Positive thoughts here only.

GOAT

<3 MLYLT <3

Gold!

I never really thought of the literal possibilities of that statement.

Tough to take it any other way than anally.

MLYLT,

Welcome back!

That was a damn good one, M. More pussy jokes please!

Did she go somewhere?

She rage quit the thread yesterday

Nobody gets her jokes.

Another fantastic joke!

Let's move on.

baa*

I love love love cologne, and if I go get some perfume today, I'll give you a good ranking of the available colognes to avoid having your dick grabbed by your female students.

This is actually more true than you can realize. There were many many situations where I have defended girls, lifted girls up and helped them. Yeah, I have insecurities, but I never lacked confidence and was never afraid that I couldn't try something or do something and succeed and I helped the girls I worked with to gain the same confidence. A few girls I worked with where scared to go to college, but I encouraged them to enroll and helped them with their classes and built their confidence to do it on their own. When I was young and playing sports, there was a huge hazing problem at my school and I fought for the girls and put a stop to that ****. A girl was raped by my volleyball coach in college and I fought for her and took a lot of **** for it. I absolutely want the women around me to feel confident and succeed and I feel joy when they are. When my project manager and I worked together, she and I had each other's backs, what I lacked she made up for and the other way around; we were badasses together.

Strange that you basically do the opposite on 2p2

If your interactions are so positive with women in your life why don't you have a network of girlfriends?

Because I'm just not around many women at all....for about 10 years now time to hang out. Then, working out of town 100% to working 60hrs a week and being a single mother, to a whirlwind past couple of years of moving. I played softball one summer and made some girlfriends and im playing this year, so I'll meet some new people.

I thought you said it was because they were intimidated by you.

Yeah, but that was before she started ignoring all the negatives in life. Now she's decided to live in a world where she's a champion for women and the only reason she doesn't have any female friends is because she's just been too darn busy being an incredible mom. She's really a hero, if you think about it.

Big if true

She's so professional with the woman she works with that she laughs and rolls her eyes when her boss tries to micromanage her.

If I tell you to shut your pussy is it implied that you should get on the happy train?

Here's hoping the Happy Train keeps getting a smaller and smaller caboose.

Noone ever gets her jokes.