No that's not it. If you are looking for just sex, either go get a one night stand at a bar or pay for sex. Don't waste time buying multiple dates dinners,etc. if you are looking for relationship, then put the time in, yes.

In other news, I think I'm at the beginning of a heater. I have a date tonight with a ridiculous hot girl from Okc. Number and date closed her on the second message. Then dinner/ movie/ sex with stripper on Saturday. The only caveat is stripper is a bit crazy and spoke about getting to know her 2 kids already.

Meh, it's not that big of a gap as you think. The girl you paid a few drinks for and take home to bang right after hasn't banged a zillion guys before? You're kidding yourself if you are the special one.

This is coming from a guy who just got out of a 1 year relationship with a virgin, so this is not some jaded viewpoint against women. I really do respect all of them. Prostitutes to Christian Celibates.

So 3bet got banned again? Why?

Lmao for:

And

And also a post asking YouFail to get some tweezers and try to find find his balls tucked away inside somewhere in the area in between his anus and micro-penis so that YouFail can find his own balls and get off his.. Or something like that.

I find it all very entertaining

3Bet has some serious emotional issues.

If somebody had told my 13 year-old self that in 7 years time I'd be spending the majority of my friday nights jacking off into a sandwich bag, I probably would have opted to end life right there and then.

That sounds like the ideal Friday night to my 13 year old self though.

Ha! nhwp

Jacking off into a sandwich bag is a new one for sure

Are you freezing your samples yourself or something?

Yeah I pretty much just cum on the couch. Not trynna worry about sanitation

quoted for ROFL value

Hey ugunstar what's your fav Mac Miller song and what is your annual hat budget?

hilarious, but wrong thread

I don't got a budget and I ain't got nothin to worry about

Smart edit 3bet. You don't want to get temp-banned on 3 accounts in one day.

Circumventing a ban is grounds for perma iirc. Just a heads up.

I extended the temp-ban for the first one but am def feeling a perma for a second time. Doubt anyone here would complain?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Angle...f=home_matches


Yikes.

Lollllllll

Finish him. It will be fun trying to guess his next account.

goofy,

I dunno, I don't know the context of those posts, but hard to imagine he's in the wrong if YouFail was on the other side of the argument.

Was it 3bet? LONG LIVE 3BET

Going to Vegas with a girl I met on okcupid a few weeks ago (in two weeks). We're going to see a Tiesto concert. She's super chill, and I'm excited to hang out with her.

I've got a full load for the weekend.

Tonight I'm grabbing a drink with the 28 year-old artist. It will be the 4th time we have gone out. I don't know what to think about the situation. We get along extraordinarily well--cracking jokes, busting balls and just shooting the ****. She is definitely attracted to me. We made out on date 2 and 3, but things never really started to escalate beyond making out. I can't tell if it's due to a lack of sexual chemistry or because she is very disciplined.

Tomorrow night I'm going on date 2 with the writer who just got over bronchitis. I am excited about that date as we got along well and there was a palpable physical chemistry.

Then Sunday I have tentative plans to see this 24 year-old who up to this point has only been texting with me. I attempted to hang out a couple times to no avail and am not at all interested in a text-only thing so I stopped talking to her. Then today she texted me asking how I am. I responded that I am fantastic, and followed with "So, do you actually want to meet for a drink sometime or are you cool with dying alone?"

She now seems very eager to actually meet and we made tentative plans for Sunday. Looking forward to this one as well; she is very cute in the photos and seems funny and maybe a little crazy via text.

TRs to follow.

So sick, that lines is indeed clutch

Have fun this weekend and hope everything goes well for you!

I have a 3rd date with a girl I met on OKC tonight. Date 1 and 2 went really well and she is very much interested in my.