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08-15-2013 , 11:50 PM
charge that battery asap
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08-15-2013 , 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by PenelopeCruz
lol we need more girls who dont notice when we live blogs
Fyp
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08-16-2013 , 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
We're back at the house. I suggested going to the club and she agreed but was not dressed appropriately. Went home to change.

Anyway, I put my arm around her on the ride home and response was good. I'm going to make a move now. This is her during our round of drinks:
It's amazin', he's the reason
Everybody fired up this evening
We're exhausted, barely breathin'
Holding on, but we're all believin'

...

It's amazin', so amazin', so amazin', so amazin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liyGvST1VvY
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08-16-2013 , 12:17 AM
LOL this is awesome. Live-reporting from a date. More plz And best of luck, but from the sounds of it, you're not gonna need it.
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08-16-2013 , 12:47 AM
amazin,

That girl wants to have sex with you. If you don't make a move on her she's going to be very insulted. Be a gentleman and tap that ass.
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08-16-2013 , 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by fanapathy
LOL this is awesome. Live-reporting from a date. More plz And best of luck, but from the sounds of it, you're not gonna need it.
LOL, you must not be familiar with my abysmal failure with women.

So anyway, I make my move. We're sitting on the couch, chat for a little, she lets me rub all over her body, fondle her breasts, then I go in for the kiss and she turns her head away and says "I don't think this is right"

I ask why and she says "what, I'm just supposed to come down here, we fool around for 3 days and then never see each other again?"

I'm thinking "why the **** did you come down then?"

However I say to her it wouldn't necessarily be the last time we met. She could come see me when I move to Philly, and my dad still lives in Iowa so it's not like I have no reason to ever go there. If we were together, that'd be an even better reason. She said she would think about it, but couldn't give me an answer. Now she's about to go to sleep on my couch instead of my bed...
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08-16-2013 , 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by d10
amazin,

That girl wants to have sex with you. If you don't make a move on her she's going to be very insulted. Be a gentleman and tap that ass.
I'm waiting for advice on what my play is if I try to make another go at it, if I indeed should try.
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08-16-2013 , 12:53 AM
You didn't pay for her trip did you?
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08-16-2013 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by wesrwood
You didn't pay for her trip did you?
I paid half. Ticket was 200
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08-16-2013 , 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
I paid half. Ticket was 200
U better tap that
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08-16-2013 , 01:06 AM
Is rubbing all over her body, fondling her breasts, and then going in for the kiss as weird a progression to everyone else?
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08-16-2013 , 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Dudd
Is rubbing all over her body, fondling her breasts, and then going in for the kiss as weird a progression to everyone else?
Yes
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08-16-2013 , 01:23 AM
Based on her absence of eyebrows, I would say that you should've made a move hours ago. That was until I read you only paid for half of her ticket...

You might've set yourself up for a friendzoned vacation.

EDIT: just read couch story

WUT R U DUNE????????
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08-16-2013 , 01:25 AM
You say "I don't know what's going to happen after our three days are up, but you're here now so let's enjoy it." Then get her off the couch and into bed with you. Steer the conversation away from thoughts about the future. Living in the present is way sexier.
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08-16-2013 , 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
LOL, you must not be familiar with my abysmal failure with women.

So anyway, I make my move. We're sitting on the couch, chat for a little, she lets me rub all over her body, fondle her breasts, then I go in for the kiss and she turns her head away and says "I don't think this is right"

I ask why and she says "what, I'm just supposed to come down here, we fool around for 3 days and then never see each other again?"

I'm thinking "why the **** did you come down then?"

However I say to her it wouldn't necessarily be the last time we met. She could come see me when I move to Philly, and my dad still lives in Iowa so it's not like I have no reason to ever go there. If we were together, that'd be an even better reason. She said she would think about it, but couldn't give me an answer. Now she's about to go to sleep on my couch instead of my bed...
I haven't followed the thread from the start, so I don't know your full story no.

Wow at this progression. I am legitimately confused. This girl is all backwards.

From how it appears, you should probably have had sex with her before you started fondling her.

Either way, GL, I'm rooting for that she has a change of heart.
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08-16-2013 , 01:43 AM
Amazin,

It seems like your move was kinda forced. If she's staying at your place for 2 more nights you will have a couple more at bats.

Regroup for tomorrow and plan for somewhere chill to have dinner then drinks. Skip the club and skip the casino imo.
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08-16-2013 , 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Jennitron
Based on her absence of eyebrows, I would say that you should've made a move hours ago. That was until I read you only paid for half of her ticket...

You might've set yourself up for a friendzoned vacation.

EDIT: just read couch story

WUT R U DUNE????????
What do you think I should do?
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08-16-2013 , 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by _UM
Amazin,

It seems like your move was kinda forced. If she's staying at your place for 2 more nights you will have a couple more at bats.

Regroup for tomorrow and plan for somewhere chill to have dinner then drinks. Skip the club and skip the casino imo.
I'm with her until Monday afternoon supposedly. We were supposed to go down to Miami tomorrow, and possibly hit up the keys. However, I will not be going anywhere if this **** continues.
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08-16-2013 , 02:11 AM
Are you in Miami or not? That is the first question

If you are languishing in Tampa......... just order a pizza and call it a weekend.
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08-16-2013 , 02:15 AM
LOL which one of you is responsible for 'saggytesticles' on OKC?
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08-16-2013 , 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by d10
You say "I don't know what's going to happen after our three days are up, but you're here now so let's enjoy it." Then get her off the couch and into bed with you. Steer the conversation away from thoughts about the future. Living in the present is way sexier.
Thanks, best advice so far. Gonna try this
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08-16-2013 , 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Jennitron
Are you in Miami or not? That is the first question

If you are languishing in Tampa......... just order a pizza and call it a weekend.
Still in Tampa. Supposed to head to Miami in morning.
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08-16-2013 , 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by goofyballer
Is their a similar chart for male senders?
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08-16-2013 , 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Fossilkid93
Anyone who isn't on Team amazinmets by now is just pure evil!
amazinmets is our Creator

Edit:just read the amazin update. Garcia is right when he says he wishes reading the hapless guy's anecdotes wasn't out of schadenfreude. There's a certain sense of impending doom whenever he begins one of his cautionary tales. The sad thing is that these stories have the capacity to make us feel better about the times we failed too.

Having said this amazin I am obviously really rooting for you, you know you're a good looking guy and since you've got that down it's just a case of building confidence.

Damn, I read that back and it really doesn't help at all. Keep going though.

Last edited by SandraXII; 08-16-2013 at 02:44 AM.
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08-16-2013 , 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by amazinmets73
However I say to her it wouldn't necessarily be the last time we met. She could come see me when I move to Philly, and my dad still lives in Iowa so it's not like I have no reason to ever go there. If we were together, that'd be an even better reason.
dude, you absolutely cannot display these levels of thirst, bolded is especially bad.

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Based on her absence of eyebrows, I would say that you should've made a move hours ago. That was until I read you only paid for half of her ticket...
dafuq you mean only?!? unless it's a family member, I seriously can't fathom paying any portion of the ticket for a single female to come vacation with me and not getting any ass out of it.

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Originally Posted by _UM
Regroup for tomorrow and plan for somewhere chill to have dinner then drinks. Skip the club and skip the casino imo.
disagree, I think he should have stuck with the clubbing idea. I'd go the chill route with a random, but he knows this girl and she's on vacation (i.e. wants to have fun presumably). amazin, you need to go out, get some drinks, have fun and initiate physical contact on the dance floor so that by the time you get back home she's not overthinking things and is already in a more receptive mood.
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