I don't think bumble has bots exactly. If they were bots, they would match with you and then spam you. I think it just has a lot of fake profiles designed to make the app's usage look larger than it is. They won't match with anyone.

that's absolutely it, looking at the higher number of "quality" women lacking profile depth, always figured this is the image they're trying to create. Better than old tinder bots

You say tomato

TR w 41yo Divorcee

Unbeknownst to me, this woman opened me back in August but I was out of the game at the time. Fast forward 6 months and I "swiped right" or whatever on OKC and we "liked each other." We exchange messages and she works in the same town where I live so I suggest this little bar that's a 5 minute walk from my place. She gets there first and because it's Friday I decide to throw on a sport coat lol. Anyways, I like what I see, a cute, thin brunette with a nice face who resembles "Jade" from the show the bachelor. I had been to this place a few times with my exgf and the waitress recognizes me and almost throws me under the bus, but she quickly recovers and actually plays it well and makes me look cool.

My date is very well spoken and formal; at first I almost feel like I'm at a business meeting. But after about 1.5 drinks a totally different side to her emerges and she's laughing at everything I say and being more flirtatious. We order a third round and an appetizer and we're making plans for later in the evening! We work out that I'll drive her car back to her place. We finish up, I pay the bill and walk outside and immediately start making out. I jam my hand down her pants and start fingering her and she moans. We do the 40 minute ride back to her place while being handsy the entire time, in retrospect I probably should have had her blow me during the car ride. We get to her place, she cracks a bottle of wine and we start fooling around. This woman wants it BAD and is extremely verbally responsive to anything I do. I get her naked, finger her and she's a squirter! I ask her for a rubber and **** her but I for whatever reason I don't feel like I'm going to climax. She blows me and I go porn star on her and go deep throat. She's gagging and saying I'm rough but seems kinda into it. At this point I can do whatever I want and suggest anal, which she's receptive to. I tell her I don't do that on a first date lol. We bang a little more but because it's not building for me, I'm half into it although she's moaning, screaming and squirting. The idea was to crash at her place but things get weird and she admits she has feeling for some other dude she mentioned earlier in the evening. I tell her I totally get it, order up an uber and I leave.

Because she's attractive and obviously sexually available, I kinda regret not angling for a regular hookup type situation given that she works withing walking distance from my pad.

I've run across women like this and can't fathom how their mind works.

"I have feelings for this man,so I'm going to go out and have random sexy time with someone else"

And not just "normal" get your rocks off sex,it's depraved,porno sex.

And yes,you should keep her as a sex backup,but nothing more.

Cause if she does this while liking another guy.....

Maybe depraved porno sex is normal to her.

And she may have no idea how the guy feels so she's still keeping options open while being honest that ATF isn't her first choice at the moment.

I do not understand those bullrings. Never seen a girl with one that I thought looked good and they seem to be pretty popular with the online dating demographic.

yeah my dates never sex me because i'm too charming and they like me too much

Cmon,who goes around the world on a first date?

Which is essentially what was offered.

Hey, sometimes you just want all the sex.

Maybe ATF was just that good.

match.com having free communication day today

Hey ATF when do you tell your dates that you're gay?

I think wanting all the sex is probably a solid assumption. Along with what was mentioned, she was open to a money shot, CIP (on the birth control), and taking pictures...so pretty much everything you might see in a porno. But I didn't do any of it but deep throat and PIV.

And I couldn't have been that good as she shot me down a day later by reiterating that she "shouldn't be meeting new people given her current circumstances." She did visit my profile a few days later but I assume she was showing a friend who she banged. I feel used.

Clever. I'd bet you're quite a charmer.

She's just bat**** crazy. You didn't do anything wrong.

Well hang in there champ, maybe the next girl who uses you for sex will want at least two nights of it.

mtf trans liked me.

I think I'll message her

we should probably have a making friends thread

i was being serious!

Oh, okay!




I'd definitely check it out. I mean, I'm socially awkward, but I'm probably not even close to some of the... people on 2p2. It could be very helpful to some folks on here.

Don't settle for friends, take one for the team, bro.

love interests come n go, a good friend is really valuable and rare

Heh,heh....you said come and go....

Seems they've been listening in to this thread...

Bumble launches BFF, a feature to find new friends

no other bffs in my area yet