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09-02-2015 , 01:09 AM
She was embarrassed. This has never happened to me. I din't think we are seeing each other again. I deleted her number from my phone.
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09-02-2015 , 01:13 AM
jajajaja

****ing mortal man, never had that happen thankfully but hate the feel of teeth down there. Try not to over think it IMO. If you want to, she will for sure make it up to you like fuluck said
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09-02-2015 , 01:27 AM
Debt,

Wtf
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09-02-2015 , 01:44 AM
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Feel like you were hoping for gayer so I'll throw in a bonus. Friend wanted me to use this as a headshot for the smile, but I vetoed her because of head vein and the arm being in the shot
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09-02-2015 , 01:46 AM
Bobbo,

Yeah I was hoping for something more seductive!
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09-02-2015 , 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Debtonaire
She was embarrassed. This has never happened to me. I din't think we are seeing each other again. I deleted her number from my phone.

Seems like an overreaction...
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09-02-2015 , 03:03 AM
WTF at those head veins Jesus Christ
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09-02-2015 , 03:13 AM
I didn't notice those veins at first. Still like those pics compared to your other ones with the tucked in shirts. Your figure looks much better.
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09-02-2015 , 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Debtonaire
Well my date went about as bad is it could go. At the risk of being laughed off this board I will share my story.

Dinner went great. We had sushi. She ordered three glasses of wine. She kept rubbing her foot on my leg. She is really into me. She is very sexy and I am super attracted to her. Cut to we make it back to her place. Things are going great. We are having a really fun time until....(sound of the needle going off the record) She bites me on my Johnson and it starts to bleed. Night over. Most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me. She kept asking me if I had a disease? I was like no bitch you ****ing bit my dick. I don't even know what to think. I am in shock. I left. Total freaking disaster. My first date post break up and this happens. Unreal!

I will take a break from dating and sex for a while and consider a monastic life.
lol

So she just got a little toothy during the bj and somehow grazed you, or did she literally just take a swinging chomp at your weiner?
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09-02-2015 , 08:22 AM
It wasn't a chomp. But she was a biter. She kept biting other parts of my body and at the same time telling me not to leave any marks on her. Like I said, she was really hot, this one...

I bled enough to have bled on to her sheets. And freaked her out enough that she was like you want to go home? Not asking or giving me the choice to stay. It was so embarrassing .

Whatever. I'll take a few days to recover and move on. It was like the ultimate cosmic give and take though. A major boost to my self esteem to have a woman be so into me after the split from my wife. But a disastrous experience that will probably have me be more hesitant and apprehensive in future interactions.

It feels like a bit from a Seth Rogen movie. But it is real and it sucks.
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09-02-2015 , 09:46 AM
Debt,

Where was it bleeding from?
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09-02-2015 , 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Debt,

Where was it bleeding from?
Frenulum injury. It bled a lot. I got home and sprayed it with Bactine and it bled again. I washed in the shower this morning and no bleeding but it was sore and tender. Stung like a mother. Fwiw, I am not circumcised.
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09-02-2015 , 10:20 AM
hah ow. Yeah only time heals those. I mean that in every way possible.

I think asking if you have a disease is reasonable.

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09-02-2015 , 10:27 AM
Debt,

Sounds like both you and your lady friend reacted kinda weirdly!

No big deal, take a week off to heal, then onto the next one.
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09-02-2015 , 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Debtonaire
Fwiw, I am not circumcised.
you might be now.

really though, that sucks obviously, but try to see the silver lining: an attractive woman who isn't your ex wanted to bang you. try not to let it deter you from future dating, try to focus on the positive.
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09-02-2015 , 11:22 AM
Debt: OUCH!

Movie: lol
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09-02-2015 , 11:39 AM
i have kinda big forehead veins

part of the reason i don't like shaving my head

they always look like they are going to explode
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09-02-2015 , 11:53 AM
bobo or others have any good head shaving tips?

good razors or anything really

i do it in the shower with hot water running, but wastes a lot of water obviously and still takes a while
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09-02-2015 , 12:08 PM
Mach 3s are the best value, Fusion is marginally better. Do it every 3-4 days max for your skin's sake. Easiest every ~4 days [seriously it feels like it comes right out]. Hot towels / water help soften it.

Once you get good at it you can shave over the sink for speed and then rinse in the shower.

Give it a half hour to heal and then rub in a little coconut oil to stop your skin from getting ashy.

Dry off your blade after use and you may get 2-3 uses out of it. Comparable to or cheaper than the plebs that need to get haircuts.

Wear sunscreen.
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09-02-2015 , 12:11 PM
LOL at that story debt.

I mean it sounds like you both went into super awkward mode but ffs even if she's naturally a biter any woman with a lick of common sense knows you don't bite a guy's dick unless he specifically says he likes that. Keeping your teeth out of it is like blowjob 101.

So she basically lacks all common sense. Good riddance.
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09-02-2015 , 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Debtonaire
It wasn't a chomp. But she was a biter. She kept biting other parts of my body and at the same time telling me not to leave any marks on her. Like I said, she was really hot, this one...
Why didnt you just tell her youre not into your cock getting bitten?
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09-02-2015 , 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
i have kinda big forehead veins

part of the reason i don't like shaving my head

they always look like they are going to explode
For a couple moments I thought you were talking about your other head b/c that was the current thread topic, and I was quite terrified.
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09-02-2015 , 12:35 PM
Yeah, she was nice but a bit weird. Turns out that despite her hang up about me not being divorced and having a possible lingering attachment to my ex it was she that seemed to have had the hang up. I found out during dinner that her ex (2 years divorced) gave her and the kid plus her girlfriend a ride to the airport last week. Not only that but during the ride to the airport her ex gets a call from his gf and acts embarrassed in front of her and tries to hide it from her. Strange. Plus he called her during our date at like 10 pm saying he can't watch the kid the next day and she has to scramble last minute calling babysitters at 10pm. It seemed like her past relationship was still lingering and she was projecting that to me. So yeah.
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09-02-2015 , 12:36 PM
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Why didnt you just tell her youre not into your cock getting bitten?
Maybe it was some kind of master plan on her part to bite his dick so sex was off the table, but see if he was ok to just cuddle all night or gauge if he was only about the sex. Longshot, but I guess it's possible.
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09-02-2015 , 12:37 PM
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Why didnt you just tell her youre not into your cock getting bitten?
She just did it. It was all very sudden. No teasing bites. She just wraps her teeth on my head. Immediate pain and bleeding ensues.
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