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Originally Posted by Showtimez
Got a date w an OKC chick tonight. Really cute face, huge tits, not sure about body (not many pics). She is middle Eastern, they are usually very sexy/ sensual. Betting on her being a bit chunky but nothing 8-9 drinks cannot fix.
Since I would rather be watching the hockey followed by UFC I am gonna pull my best ATF-Bobbo impersonation and go for the killz, very aggressive style.
Fun fact: This chick is going to church because her best friend's grandma just died. I was sure she would cancel (she is there until 9 PM) but wants to meet around 10 PM at a bar nearby. She must really want the D to be meeting some random for the 1st time after seeing a corpse.
Wish me luck !!!!!
Corpse 1 - Showtimez 0 :
Well quite an interesting night I had last night.
I got all ready and **** and 90 minutes before our date I get a message from this Lebanese chick, it just said: " Sorry to have to cancel our date, they need me here for moral support"
I thought Yay!! I get to watch the fights!!
However I did promise to do my best ATF effort so I come up with a simple plan: Go watch the hockey and fights and try to convince this chick to meet me later on by all means necessary. So I get to the bar and meet up with the gang, we are all having a great time and one of my best friends grabs the phone from me as I am text-begging this girl to come meet me at some point after she is done w the corpse.
At around 9:30 I had gotten the dreaded: " I promise to make it up to you" text that, as I have learned here, means I would never see this chick.
At around 10 and after a bunch of texts she texts back: " Ok I will try to leave". At this point my friends are all cheering!! The guys are like 100% sure I am meeting this chick but don' t forget these are online virgins. They don' t understand the online lingo. Yeah, I picked up another outer but by no means am I even close to this happening.
The fights start and my friends start asking me to text the girl back, the girls wanna meet her too. All I wanna do is watch the fights while talking trash in the SB forums, plus I had too much $$ on Silva and ****ing Larkin so I do not want to meet the chick. My friend makes me a bet, that if he controls the texts he guarantees he gets the chick to meet me. I'm like sure, since they all thought it was a done deal I asked for 3:1 (my $50 for their $150), they all agree and I hand them the phone.
These idiots proceed to text the girl like 5x in the next hour, corpse chick goes silent for the next 2 hours and I'm laughing my ass off.
She finally texts back past midnight: " Well it is too late to meet now, you shouldn't have waited I never promised anything"
My friends go ballistic lololol, specially the girls, wow they seriously got offended. One of them texts corpse girl: " what kind of adult in this modern era tries to get out of a funeral and fails? wtf are you sure you are not texting us from a cave in the Middle East? " I am at this point dying of laughter.
The night comes to an end and I'm down almost $500 in UFC bets, up $150 in online dating bets and had a great time.
This little social experiment was fun, it was funny seeing online dating virgins totally misinterpret online interactions. Kind of like watching poker noobs try to play poker, man they made so many little mistakes on every street it was fascinating to watch.
Had I not discovered this thread I would have been pissed because the habs lost, my ufc bets lost and I didn' t meet this chick. Instead I got a good laugh out of it and a great time.
On to the next one