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05-09-2014 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by housenuts
Don't go on second date
surprised it took this long for this to be posted
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05-09-2014 , 07:28 PM
DDP,

If you see this girl as GF materiel than do whatever you feel like doing. Except the movies.

If you don't see this girl as GF material than just cancel the date. W/O alcohol she will be a lot harder to bed.
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05-09-2014 , 07:45 PM
Waiting on a Tinder date. We matched Thurs morning and she was down to meetup last night. Only one body pic but she has potential. Hope I run good
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05-09-2014 , 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Showtimez
Here is one I need some advice with. To honor all the great stuff ATF has taught us we will call her:

My Work Wife:

I recently got a big promotion at work. My VP of finance had been touting the new office as chick central for ages. Little did I know it was no exaggeration.... au contraire, the new office is loaded with 9s and 10s as the bosses have done a great job in the past 2 years of hiring legit hotties.

The thing about my position is that the average guy is around 44 , the few women that do this on avg are late 20's/ early 30's and pretty hot.

Anyways, there is this girl here that is just ridiculously hot. 27 yr old brunette, she practices all sorts of martial arts (I know I only pick up the ones that can kick my butt lol) , petite, another fitness freak. She also loves to party and has a really busy social life, recently moved back w her parents after she split w her bf.

The day I walked into the office we knew it was gonna be complicated. We have insane chemistry together and pretty much hang out together every chance we get. I let her ask me every time (to go for coffee, lunch, a walk, etc.) so as to not mimic the 100000 guys trying to hit on her.

Apart from the big boss we are pretty much top of the food chain so people leave us alone.

She had started dating/ seeing a guy (not from work) a month ago but since we started hanging out together she keeps trying to break it off (the guy is desperately trying to save it). It's funny seeing her reaction when he texts her and I feel bad for him because she has gone on mean mode, he should just give up.

Anyways, I am going to be working on some deals out East and asked her if she wanted to come with me last week. She insta-agreed without even asking where we were going
When I told her it was a 2-3 day trip she smiled from ear to ear and again insta-agreed.

The plan was for her to stay/ sleep over at her best friend's (that lives in that city) but since then she has ditched the idea of sleeping over and we are on board for getting a hotel room together.

Again, I have played it really chill with this hottie, we went out with a bunch of girls from work the other day to watch the game and I stuck to the plan of paying her no more attention than the other girls and hitting on chicks at the bar like any guy would do. I even got invited to go to an after party with some chicks sitting in a booth but declined as Work Wifey asked me to walk her to her car

Anyways I have a bunch of questions for you guys:

1- Obviously I book a room with 2 beds right? Gotta make it look innocent right? ATM would go for the heart shaped king size I know but come on right?
2- We r probably gonna hit a nice restaurant for supper and then go to the room sleep (and drink drink). Optimal move is to hit on her in the room right? after some heavy drinkage?


Thanx for the advice in advance.
I would highly caution you against dating someone you work with. I made this mistake, the girl was also a psycho, and she is really made a mess of things for me at work and outside of work.
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05-09-2014 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Otmshank11
I would highly caution you against dating someone you work with. I made this mistake, the girl was also a psycho, and she is really made a mess of things for me at work and outside of work.
Sounds like the girl being a psycho would make it bad whether or not you worked with her.

It just takes good judgement of the person.

I dated a woman I worked with for about 2 months. Ended it.

It was fine. She was mature enough to handle it and not be a crazy. We didn't talk for a couple months and now we are reconnecting and sharing some laughs.

Summary - don't date crazies, inside or outside of work.
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05-09-2014 , 09:49 PM
havent you guys seen Waiting? you can totally date co-workers and everything is normal
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05-10-2014 , 03:17 PM
How's Dave And Busters as far as an activity date spot goes? Never been to one before.
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05-10-2014 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
havent you guys seen Waiting? you can totally date co-workers and everything is normal
+1
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05-10-2014 , 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by swag_check
How's Dave And Busters as far as an activity date spot goes? Never been to one before.
They can be a ton of fun as long as shes outgoing and fun in that scenario. Usually alcohol helps too, but her personality may be enough
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05-10-2014 , 07:42 PM
Got a date w an OKC chick tonight. Really cute face, huge tits, not sure about body (not many pics). She is middle Eastern, they are usually very sexy/ sensual. Betting on her being a bit chunky but nothing 8-9 drinks cannot fix.

Since I would rather be watching the hockey followed by UFC I am gonna pull my best ATF-Bobbo impersonation and go for the killz, very aggressive style.

Fun fact: This chick is going to church because her best friend's grandma just died. I was sure she would cancel (she is there until 9 PM) but wants to meet around 10 PM at a bar nearby. She must really want the D to be meeting some random for the 1st time after seeing a corpse.

Wish me luck !!!!!
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05-10-2014 , 09:00 PM
Thread keeping it classy.
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05-10-2014 , 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ElSapo
Thread keeping it classy.
omg loled hard.

That showtimez post may be an early contender for poy itt
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05-10-2014 , 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by spidercrab
If alcohol is such an important part of your life that you can't answer this question, then why do you want to date the girl?
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Originally Posted by swag_check
Don't know why I'm even bothering to respond to this but w/e. Alcohol is not a hugely important part of my life; in fact, I probably drink less than most of the posters who frequent this thread.
Didn't mean to seem like a troll - sorry if it came off that way. I guess I'm just agreeing with CCuster's and Henry's advice.

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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
I am a big fan of Henry's advice in this situation. Dont date girls who dont drink alcohol, if you drink(even if its not a lot). It will be social downer going anywhere with her if you like to go to bar with friends, etc.

If you are just trying to smash, then go for it.
I don't look down on people who like alcohol - I'm a big fan of alcohol. I had a negative reaction to the general idea of choosing an activity or place that you wouldn't generally choose simply to please a girl. If you're just trying to maximize numbers, I guess that's a good strategy. But if you're trying to find girls that you'd actually enjoy being around, I question the idea of pursuing a girl that doesn't drink if you know that being with her would put a damper on the things you like to do.
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05-11-2014 , 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by sevencard2003
how do i find this type of woman? no woman has ever been into me, the only woman ive been with in years was about 50 jewish, lived in NY, and disappeared back there in 2012 and never wanted anything to do with me again even though it seemed for a few weeks she really liked me even let me live at her friends condo with her when she came up to deal the wsop. a woman who really is serious about wanting to see u again and grow the relationship is exactly what really matters in life that ive spent my whole life unable to find.

i was so poor so many years im sure thats why i never had a girlfriend, but at least im twice as rich now as i was 3 weeks ago, although my life is still not that great. but 6k sure beats 3k when all u do is grind 1-2 NL. what i mean is i can finally afford a night or two off every once in a while to go out if a woman wanted me too--instead of needing to be constantly grinding money to survive.

i cant understand why some guys dont want to be in a relationship, i feel i missed out on a lot never being married or in a relationship, and at 45, im sure not getting any younger, am too old for almost every single woman out there now.
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This post is kind of heartbreaking, but I must admit I lolled.
sevencard2003 aka Tony Bigcharles aka TBC, infamous autistic gambler, Written many extremely long blogs/life trackers over the years on PTP, AVP, RTP. If you started at the beginning you could read for months on end of subjects that will keep you stuck on his story forever.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=944

actually, best to begin here to get the best overview

http://www.allvegaspoker.com/forum/v...st=0&sk=t&sd=a
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05-11-2014 , 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted by WEC
sevencard2003 aka Tony Bigcharles aka TBC, infamous autistic gambler, Written many extremely long blogs/life trackers over the years on PTP, AVP, RTP. If you started at the beginning you could read for months on end of subjects that will keep you stuck on his story forever.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=944

actually, best to begin here to get the best overview

http://www.allvegaspoker.com/forum/v...st=0&sk=t&sd=a
Uh-oh. I have some spare time today and this montrosity beckons. He has had well over a million page views, surely he could be getting some advertising in somehow? Sounds like he needs the money...
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05-11-2014 , 02:16 PM
How many girls on average are you talking to/texting at once? I find it so hard to remember who is who
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05-11-2014 , 05:01 PM
For texting why not just look at your previous text conversations...
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05-11-2014 , 05:05 PM
Open address book > add contact > edit first name

Generally works for me

There's also an episode of Seinfeld where George helps jerry keep track of his dates by keeping a notepad, so you could do that too
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05-11-2014 , 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by bobboufl11
Waiting on a Tinder date. We matched Thurs morning and she was down to meetup last night. Only one body pic but she has potential. Hope I run good
I do not run good. Her face looks worse than the pics, which were iffy to begin with. She is really curvy, which was why I gambooled on the face, but she doesn't work out and I could tell dem titties are gonna be pretty saggy. She spends most of the time talking about how she doesn't hook up and was currently sick. Apparently she has friends who respond to "DTF?" type messages on Tinder so I may start sending out my own version of that if the Tyler Durden line fails

I cut it short after just under an hour. I walk her to her train stop and there's an awkward moment at the end where she said" We should hang out again" and I didn't have the heart to say no.I have just enough time to catch the 8:10 shuttle to the Shoe where I do run good and ship a stack at 2/5 in a few hours

Luckily she disappeared from my Tinder feed sometime today and we never exchanged numbers
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05-12-2014 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Showtimez
Got a date w an OKC chick tonight. Really cute face, huge tits, not sure about body (not many pics). She is middle Eastern, they are usually very sexy/ sensual. Betting on her being a bit chunky but nothing 8-9 drinks cannot fix.

Since I would rather be watching the hockey followed by UFC I am gonna pull my best ATF-Bobbo impersonation and go for the killz, very aggressive style.

Fun fact: This chick is going to church because her best friend's grandma just died. I was sure she would cancel (she is there until 9 PM) but wants to meet around 10 PM at a bar nearby. She must really want the D to be meeting some random for the 1st time after seeing a corpse.

Wish me luck !!!!!
Corpse 1 - Showtimez 0 :

Well quite an interesting night I had last night.

I got all ready and **** and 90 minutes before our date I get a message from this Lebanese chick, it just said: " Sorry to have to cancel our date, they need me here for moral support" I thought Yay!! I get to watch the fights!!

However I did promise to do my best ATF effort so I come up with a simple plan: Go watch the hockey and fights and try to convince this chick to meet me later on by all means necessary. So I get to the bar and meet up with the gang, we are all having a great time and one of my best friends grabs the phone from me as I am text-begging this girl to come meet me at some point after she is done w the corpse.

At around 9:30 I had gotten the dreaded: " I promise to make it up to you" text that, as I have learned here, means I would never see this chick.

At around 10 and after a bunch of texts she texts back: " Ok I will try to leave". At this point my friends are all cheering!! The guys are like 100% sure I am meeting this chick but don' t forget these are online virgins. They don' t understand the online lingo. Yeah, I picked up another outer but by no means am I even close to this happening.

The fights start and my friends start asking me to text the girl back, the girls wanna meet her too. All I wanna do is watch the fights while talking trash in the SB forums, plus I had too much $$ on Silva and ****ing Larkin so I do not want to meet the chick. My friend makes me a bet, that if he controls the texts he guarantees he gets the chick to meet me. I'm like sure, since they all thought it was a done deal I asked for 3:1 (my $50 for their $150), they all agree and I hand them the phone.

These idiots proceed to text the girl like 5x in the next hour, corpse chick goes silent for the next 2 hours and I'm laughing my ass off.

She finally texts back past midnight: " Well it is too late to meet now, you shouldn't have waited I never promised anything"

My friends go ballistic lololol, specially the girls, wow they seriously got offended. One of them texts corpse girl: " what kind of adult in this modern era tries to get out of a funeral and fails? wtf are you sure you are not texting us from a cave in the Middle East? " I am at this point dying of laughter.

The night comes to an end and I'm down almost $500 in UFC bets, up $150 in online dating bets and had a great time.

This little social experiment was fun, it was funny seeing online dating virgins totally misinterpret online interactions. Kind of like watching poker noobs try to play poker, man they made so many little mistakes on every street it was fascinating to watch.

Had I not discovered this thread I would have been pissed because the habs lost, my ufc bets lost and I didn' t meet this chick. Instead I got a good laugh out of it and a great time.

On to the next one
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05-12-2014 , 12:27 AM
you should hang out with Wu
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05-12-2014 , 12:29 AM
Wu is busy beating up people and pissing on them.

With all due hespect no thank you.
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05-12-2014 , 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
you should hang out with Wu
+1
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05-12-2014 , 12:53 AM
Pissing on people sounds intriguing. I may have to incorporate water sports/golden showers into my next date.

For reals tho, my dating life has been really good over the past couple weeks. Will post a full update when I wake up.
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05-12-2014 , 01:13 AM
I like your style Tyler. I'm gonna be honest here: At first I thought it kind of lol that you always brought your chicks to that beer garden and always went through the exact same motions (no car, close to your home, up to your crib, etc.) but as I get better at this online stuff I've come to realize that you need a gameplan and you need to stick to your gameplan.

I have applied a lot of the stuff on this thread to real life stuff and my dating game has increased tremendously.

Even little/daring things from ATF and Bobbo, like not being shy when bumping into a hottie on the street and flirting w a look/smile, starting a conversation in an elevator, w a hottie and getting info in the 20 seconds you got, etc etc.

I've always let my looks do my homework but I feel like as of late I have so many more tools in my bag and can confidently go after the 9s and 10s.

It's gotten to the point that like on poker I don' t need to spend endless hours fishing online. I basically log once a week, pick up 2-3 digits and convert them on dates at a good ratio.
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