TD,

if they are different than the 2 you've already posted im interested

Kenny no offense but, paragraphs please. I'm way too millennial to read that wall of text.

Got first dates next Thursday and next Saturday. One was a revived Tinder convo that went cold. Told her not to saddle herself with the regret of passing me up.

this joke is so old and not even funny anymore

I matched with a girl on Hinge so I wrote "Want to go out for drinks sometime or are you cool with dying alone?" and she replied "Wow. No."

bobbo and movieman: PMs sent

Following date to her house. She's gonna make Bloody Marys and, hopefully, get penetrated

do you even old joke bro

TD,

Def interested in seeing as well. Maybe just post em up here as I'm sure others would like as well.

Got and gave head. No sex. Legitimately enjoyed her taste and smell, which I think is the first time that's ever happened.

She said she has work at 7 tomorrow morning, so I headed home. I like her enough that I would definitely be exclusive with her if she wanted to be.

Also, saw her Beretta. I said it was small and sleek just like my cock

Cocktails were great. I had a couple "Carribean old fashioneds" which afaict are regular old fashioneds with rum and cinnamon bitters to go with. I forget what her first drink was, but her second was a very interesting drink called Blazing Saddles, which had jalapeño infused tequila, black peppercorn bitters, and some other interesting stuff. Took a sip and that's the go to at this spot, I think. We also had a wasabi soy sauce glazed salmon tapa with bok choy, which was, frankly, better than the blowjob (which was phenomenal)

Oh- and she paid for her own to boot! She's 23 and owns her own bidness. Hopefully she'll sugar mamma me

Stopped reading at the bolded text. Fix the social anxiety.. try YOGA.. and always have a destination.

Ah yes, you have done yoga a couple of times and are banging a yoga instructor, you know that yoga is so beneficial (Side note: I have done yoga quite often over the years and I know the benefits of it... I also know that sitting in certain positions for prolonged periods of times isn't healthy).
And where in my post is there anything that would indicate social anxiety?

Thanks for the advice. I think it is definitely a good idea for me to keep the date a little shorter. I wasn't trying to hook up last night, but I was having a good time. Though I guess that if we were having a good time then, we'd have a good time hanging out again next week.

Sorry, I was a little tipsy and it seems like I was projecting. Anyhooo... here is the operative statement:

There's no reason to be confused. No chemistry.

Please

TR w IG and BL

So I drive to Yoga and before I arrive I text IG asking if BF is gonna be there. She says she's already there. I walk in, say hi to IG and she leads me to the back to pick up a mat and says "there's BL by the wall." I look at her and shake my head a bit. I do 90 minutes of hot yoga with 20 other people, IG is the instructor, and it kicks my ass. Everyone leaves and it's IG and BL and I closing the place down. I talk to BL for the first time since my black out 3 some and there's a bit of tension. I ask her if she knows what happened to my foot and she says she doesn't and we discuss it a bit. We agree to split a 20 session yoga package to save some money. I go home and talk on the phone with SG for 3 hrs.

Just read from november til now, this **** is too funny. Thanks dudes.

And atf is the same guy who was building website begging for sex and is now slaying poon left and right? Lol

I love that line. Stands out and gets right to the point. I think of it as a a good litmus test for the girl's sense of humor.

Tyler, hilarious standup. But I would never send that to someone I was planning on going to a date with or in the early stages with. Well the second video would be fine.

Haha, funny you should say that b/c last night I matched with a girl on OKC and we started chatting through the site. I sent her the first video and knew that I was possibly sabotaging myself but I figure she's going to learn about my sense of humor at some point anyway. She later sent me a message that said

"Hey Yaser, thanks for sending me the youtube video. Unfortunately, I don't think we are a match. Have a good night, -Mary"

Anyway Kenny, thanks for the kind words.

I deactivated my okc. Between liking the Beretta girl so much and trying to save time and money, I decided having it wasn't that worthwhile.

Without going to grab the quote, your last post said something about your legs getting restless. This usually connotes some mix of anxiety, hyperactivity, or literal restless leg syndrome. If not one of those things, what did you mean by it and/or why did you include it?

From what I remember of the prior post you wrote that you wanted to/suggested to go to another bar, but had no idea of where to go. You also implied that part of the reason you wanted to go was the seating/vibe at the first place, I think.

For a change, I don't think that ATF's advice was way off the mark, at least not given what you had actually written.

I mean, you can't just come on that strong with someone the moment you meet them and be like "here is my entire personality, take it or leave it". Some things, like making racist or rape jokes, need to be warmed up to, and you probably shouldn't provide that as a first impression to ladies you're talking to online. Someone being turned off by that when they don't even know you yet does not mean whatsoever that she wouldn't be laughing when she got to know you better.

TD, I couldn't understand the first video by of the audio and I was watching on my phone. Lold at the second one though