Ok I generally do terrible on tinder convos and I got my first "hit" today with a decently hot asian chick:
me: Generic tinder opener
her: Random awkward question that you feel uncomfortable answering
me: Like "What is your favorite sex position?" or "How many times have you crapped yourself in an elevator?"
her: Haha totally the second question!
me: missionary, twice
her: Hahaha you answered both!
twice?! did you really?
me: nah, just once. I was drunk in vegas
me: **** happens
her: hahaha I'm loving this conversation already. Well my favorite position is the suspended scissors
me: hahaha I had to look that up.
her: yea me too
me: that is cheating.
me: I don't even know what anything is called. I just call everything "oh hey that works."
her: haha right?! I didn't know there were so many different ways to have sex
me: me neither. hahah I need to research this.
me: so do you actually have a favorite?
her: Hmmmm honestly? I just like sex. Any position works for me.
me: ??????????????
I'm so in.