Ah yes the fake suicidal ideation stuff again. Good to see the thread getting back to the classics.

Its been several months since he turned his life around. The website is ruining the new improved beast. No job this whole time? Just unreal.

I thought his life plan was to be a worthless layabout until his parents pass away so he can sell the condo and move to ladyboy paradise.

that's a bingo...

i should seek dual therapy with babs. my life is almost identical to his.

Zenith Randle Scottula

You don't have fake boobs and a penchant for fat, bald scammers perchance? Could be a match made in heaven.

Choo De'pam Bergeur

I’m far more interested in what the penalty would be for using his old name after the change. A kick in the nuts would be fine for a first offense but it should ramp up sharply from there since there is no reason to expect compliance

Every time i look at the website, I'm filled with pride for OOT. Almost as much as when we sent a bunch of money to the home for unwanted kitties.

Something about homeless Persians I guess.

Beast,

Just because I'm curious, what kind of fields are you imagining applying for jobs in where the websites are a problem? I mean, if you're looking for another collections job they won't care in the slightest. It's all about production and you're a proven top producer. Scumbaggery is an asset in that business.

What else are you qualified for? I mean you could be looking for jobs in fast food, again I'm pretty certain they won't care in the slightest. A warm body willing to work for $12 an hour is a scarce commodity these days. Or did CA raise the min to $15 already?

If you are applying through temp agencies you can figure out pretty easily which ones are felon-friendly and you can just focus on those. Any company that hires felons routinely isn't going to worry about hiring a grifter, especially if it's a manual labor position.

Or maybe you're thinking customer service? In which case you know it's all about showing a winning attitude and a sparkling personality. Just try to be the opposite of your online persona and you're in, no questions asked.

He's neither applying for jobs nor thinking about applying for jobs.

Endless assumptions

Instead of a babs chat bot, someone should put all bags old posts in a database, and then when he posts the same thing the bot just links to all the times hes said it before.

bags, anyjob you are qualified for they probably arent even googling your name

No matter how bad life gets we can always be happy we are not Neil S.

This is the reason for about 98% of the trolling that takes place here. People here have horrifying existences and look for this as an out to make their miserable selves feel better.

Id post a picture of LKJ for example but theres only so much room.

Idiot

According to recent analytics, 80% of all prospective employers google their applicants names.

Aww man it’s too bad a beast doesn’t have any money, I’d love to see what kind of odds he would need to bet that he could get and hold a full time job at Chick Fil A for a month.

Theres 0% chance I would hold a job at Chick Fil A for a month. Its not that Im not capable. I wouldnt care and I would not be a model employee.

Im going to tell you all something I cant tell anyone in real life. But its the truth.

I want to die.

You'd be terrible at any job

Life is nothing but suffering, misery, heartache, and disappointment, surrounded by artificialness, superficialness, and addictions.

I dont want to suffer anymore.