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My neighbors son can kick 60 yard field goals consistently. Need some advice. My neighbors son can kick 60 yard field goals consistently. Need some advice.

03-17-2012 , 01:45 AM
op is online, if theres not a video within 12 hours then ban
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03-17-2012 , 02:28 AM
OP could redeem himself here. If we look for the video on youtube and it's up, it's good.
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03-17-2012 , 02:31 AM
OP is now offline.

You get the torches and I'll get the pitchforks.
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03-17-2012 , 02:35 AM
Op posted earlier ranting about poker stars so he must not even be in the states. Can only assume this is one big level.
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03-17-2012 , 02:44 AM
Cliffs: OP Lives in states, and has taken a prodical young italian derelict kicker under his wing. OP lost bankroll on stars again and is wondering why all you F***s can F***ing realise stars is rigged Sh******s. AND F*** NO HE aint POSTING VIDS ONLINE POKER RIGGED! F***
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03-17-2012 , 03:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Tiltmonkey2
Op posted earlier ranting about poker stars so he must not even be in the states. Can only assume this is one big level.
Given the timestamp of a post of his itt and the time he said it was, he's in timezone GMT -8, or GMT -7 if he's somewhere not doing Daylight Saving Time. So that means either Canada or Mexico, I believe. He talked in the OP about how the Italians didn't speak much English, so Canada would be most likely. And it would have to be British Columbia or Yukon (and more likely the former with over 100x more people).

I don't know the point of this post, however.
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03-17-2012 , 03:04 AM
Seriously, he said the kid, Italian, had never been to school.
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03-17-2012 , 03:04 AM
Quick glance at NFL stats gives me this:

< 39 yds - 90%
39 - 49 yds - 80%
+ 50 yds - 60% (i would say 80% of these attempts are 50-54)

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/pl...fieldGoalsMade

I'd say the low end max for an NFL kicker is 53 and the high end max 58? This is assuming some median conditions because we know crazy things happen in Denver. Since 2003 there have been 5 (yes five) - 60 yd kicks in the NFL. No one is "binking" 60 yd'ers. Conditions have to be perfect.

http://www.teamrankings.com/nfl/play...-longest-yards

Good luck to the kid. What is his height and weight? Could he get much bigger?
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03-17-2012 , 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by ganstaman
Given the timestamp of a post of his itt and the time he said it was, he's in timezone GMT -8, or GMT -7 if he's somewhere not doing Daylight Saving Time. So that means either Canada or Mexico, I believe. He talked in the OP about how the Italians didn't speak much English, so Canada would be most likely. And it would have to be British Columbia or Yukon (and more likely the former with over 100x more people).

I don't know the point of this post, however.
The point of the post is that this guy is yanking your chain obviously.
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03-17-2012 , 03:41 AM
All that good work I did too... Man I'm on the runbad.
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03-17-2012 , 03:44 AM
We need some mspaints. Turn this troll thread into a GOAT thread somehow and salvage it.
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03-17-2012 , 04:22 AM
The last time I saw this much interest in an underage Italian boy was in the Satyricon.
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03-17-2012 , 05:22 AM
Lock it up. He will make another thread if serious. Then I can stop checking this one.
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03-17-2012 , 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by HardBodied
Cliffs: OP Lives in states, and has taken a prodical young italian derelict kicker under his wing. OP lost bankroll on stars again and is wondering why all you F***s can F***ing realise stars is rigged Sh******s. AND F*** NO HE aint POSTING VIDS ONLINE POKER RIGGED! F***
For those who missed it (as it's been deleted since), here's the thread he started in Internet Poker ~4 hours ago:

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Title: If I ever run into the owner of Pokerstars, I am going to snap his neck!

Rigged ****ing website. How in the living **** is this site still running????????????????????????

it is clear as ****ing DAY that pokerstars is rigged. I know I can't be the only one who thinks this.

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Originally Posted by Tiltmonkey2
Op posted earlier ranting about poker stars so he must not even be in the states. Can only assume this is one big level.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ganstaman
Given the timestamp of a post of his itt and the time he said it was, he's in timezone GMT -8, or GMT -7 if he's somewhere not doing Daylight Saving Time. So that means either Canada or Mexico, I believe. He talked in the OP about how the Italians didn't speak much English, so Canada would be most likely. And it would have to be British Columbia or Yukon (and more likely the former with over 100x more people).
Problem is, you guys are assuming his rigged thread is legitimate (I mean, as legitimate as a rigged thread can be), but given what's transpired here, it probably won't surprise most to learn that...

Spoiler:
OP was posting from the US.

He's banned now anyway - not by me.
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03-17-2012 , 05:39 AM
Lol , I wonder if this is going to end up like that thread with the guy serving jail time because of threats to Stars employees.
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03-17-2012 , 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by dispatch87
Lol , I wonder if this is going to end up like that thread with the guy serving jail time because of threats to Stars employees.
**** him.
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03-17-2012 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by dispatch87
Lol , I wonder if this is going to end up like that thread with the guy serving jail time because of threats to Stars employees.
maybe his cellmate will be able to hit 40 foot jumpers at 80%.
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03-17-2012 , 02:45 PM
He lost me at "poor" and "uneducated" immigrants. ****ing fantasy world right there.
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03-26-2012 , 05:51 PM
I still believe!
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03-26-2012 , 05:57 PM
Ugh hate u op ,I hope u catch the aids
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03-26-2012 , 06:07 PM
Kid found out he'd have to tackle and got scared.
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03-26-2012 , 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by dispatch87
Lol , I wonder if this is going to end up like that thread with the guy serving jail time because of threats to Stars employees.


Really? Link?
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03-26-2012 , 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MicroBob
Really? Link?
+1, i would like to read this too
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