Don't flush that. Facial tissue heavier than toilet paper. Can wad up and block the system. (House's, not yours, though it's probably not too good there either).

And may we all be the 30th!

Babadook?

Good advice, Id hate to have to deal with that now. Also hate the idea of throwing shitty Kleenex into a trash can.

Big, just take a shower. What else are you going to do? You've got time.

Yes never a dump in my dreams that I can remember but quite frequent urination dreams that usually have a nightmarish quality along the lines of what you said “Looking all over to do so, and even when I do, I just can't possibly piss enough to satisfy,” and sometimes jarring awake panicked thinking I might have just pissed the bed but never having done so and usually needing to urinate quite badly.

I will admit the embarrassing fact I’ve pissed the bed two times past the age of 9, not going to tell you how far past but suffice to say it would make it more embarrassing to admit the rough ages. Both times I didn’t come close to fully emptying my bladder and the nightmares I woke up from having pissed myself was not urination-based.

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You seem to forget the initial stated purpose of this account was to be a megalomaniac compulsive lying Bogarting attention whoring wild-card loose cannon troll.

Damn. I just dreamt about having to take a dump. There were toilets everywhere, but in the open. And there was always someone else there.

I found an actual bathroom, but the toilet was broken.

Then I woke up and took a good sh*t on my own toilet. Weird stuff.

My 20 second hand washing song goes something like this:

In a gadda-da-vida, baby
You know that I'm loving you
In a gadda-da-vida, honey
You know I'll always be true
In a gadda-da-vida, baby
You know that I'm loving you

Did you know that the author, Doug Ingle, meant the words to be "In the Garden of Eden", but he was so drunk, that Ron Bushy the drummer wrote down the words as "In a gadda da vida"?

Weird stuff.

Sounds like Boston twang.

I did not know that but I have listened to all 17.04 minutes of it many times.

And from now on, you will hear it in a completely different way.

You're welcome, or not.....

You're right. Especially after gregorio's post.

Yep. Sweet find gregorio.

Great vid gregorio.

i’m not really a forum reg anymore and never was in these threads, but ive been alerted to and read petervrabels and johan’s posts on here and biting my tongue to not post. i decided to create a gimmick for the purpose of just saying i know/knew the guy and have some problems with him to the point where i almost made a nvg post airing him out but was talked out of it by a friend. let’s just say he’s got lots of skeletons in his closet

Watch yourself “peter”, people in glass houses, ect

I did once and immediatel woke up terrified because the following logic

luckily was clean, but did take massive dump on toilet immediately

Yup, I love that story and song.

RR, well played. I was going to post that. Great movie/scene.

Alerted to what? A guy having fun?

Try belittling disabled people. See what happens.