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09-07-2013 , 03:01 PM

#18976

__harmless

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,227

Someone inform Mrs. Hall that her husband secretly enjoys looking through their sons Facebook feeds. Also, that her sons, on a daily basis, furiously masturbate while fantasizing about their crushes.

Last edited by __harmless; 09-07-2013 at 03:09 PM.

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09-07-2013 , 09:42 PM

#18977

Wilfred1

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,267

"I am proud, proud of myself for getting this far, proud of my lovely babies, proud of my fiance. What else do I really need? "

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09-07-2013 , 09:47 PM

#18978

Major Munchies

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 17

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Originally Posted by Dids

Honest question- what do you get out of doing stuff like this? Is the thrill making people mad, or pulling the wool over their eyes?

I think it's just about getting a reaction and stirring up drama.

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09-07-2013 , 09:51 PM

#18979

sublime

Mr. Roper

Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 22,527

MM,

That was not very gentlemanly of you.

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09-08-2013 , 02:33 AM

#18980

sup hezbollah

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,559

Hows this?

And now we separate the men from the boys (and the women from the girls):

All those conspiracy theories you've heard about the illuminati and a secret organization that has run the world for thousands of years and would one day become public - that is all true. And it's about to happen. I'm in the leader of that group. Not because I'm the smartest or most experienced - I'm actually probably the dumbest and least experienced: but because I have absolutely no regard for my own life and I have an amazing gift for articulating a vision, and getting people to follow me.

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09-08-2013 , 04:25 AM

#18981

0desmu1

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,556

lmaoooooooooooooo

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09-08-2013 , 04:25 AM

#18982

0desmu1

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,556

write "well I agree with you on two points"

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09-09-2013 , 01:41 AM

#18983

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

Fashion guy might be the greatest man in the world, just saying.

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09-09-2013 , 07:09 PM

#18984

__harmless

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,227

wut

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Rather than encouraging porn, a wise father encourages his son who is not built for abstinence to marry young and enjoy his wife’s body.

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09-09-2013 , 07:20 PM

#18985

His Boy Elroy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,881

wise fathers always tell their 13 year old sons to get married

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09-09-2013 , 09:08 PM

#18986

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

ehh

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09-10-2013 , 02:39 AM

#18987

ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S

What SN is this?

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 29,325

lol has to be a joke i hope

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09-10-2013 , 05:09 AM

#18988

samuri8

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,747

Does this meet the standards of this thread?

"There's nothing quite like being a first responder to bad car accident. Fortunately I had my first aid kit with me. Proud night for TKE's. Most if us were wearing letters."

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09-10-2013 , 09:56 AM

#18989

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

God yes.

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09-10-2013 , 12:40 PM

#18990

Coach McGuirk

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 4,606

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Originally Posted by samuri8

LOOOOOOOL

Indeed it does. I'm sure this tool has more to offer. Keep an eye on his feed for us.

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09-10-2013 , 01:33 PM

#18991

Bode-ist

solidly average

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 4,812

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Originally Posted by __harmless

wut

whats was the context for this?

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09-10-2013 , 01:41 PM

#18992

Wilfred1

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 2,267

The latest status trend seems to happen on a Sunday where people update about what a ' great ' weekend they've had

" Super weekend, lots of drinks, lots of laughs "

**** off.

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09-10-2013 , 03:41 PM

#18993

pocketeights

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 187

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Originally Posted by Wilfred1

The latest status trend seems to happen on a Sunday where people update about what a ' great ' weekend they've had

" Super weekend, lots of drinks, lots of laughs "

**** off.

I have a friend who, every Sunday, begins his status with "Dear alcohol," and begins to write the most flamboyant ode to how hungover he is.

The bad thing is he is a really good mate and almost all of his updates are cringeworthingly attention seeking.

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09-10-2013 , 11:25 PM

#18994

DrewOnTilt

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 7,748

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Originally Posted by pocketeights

almost all of his updates are cringeworthingly attention seeking.

You know what you have to do now. We await the awesomeness.

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09-11-2013 , 12:13 AM

#18995

Aesah

Verified Coach NLHE/PLO

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,708

this is pretty tldr but wow. it goes on for awhile longer too but i can't get more than that in 1 screenshot

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09-11-2013 , 12:29 AM

#18996

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 11,808

Poor people are the worst.

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I'm broke, you guys
Sooo if you could help me out, I would love to know if anyone wants me to paint or draw something that you'd like? I won't be pricey, promise
If you like my work, you can pick something out of what I already posted online and name your price! Thank you!

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While most are buying $400 phones, I'm here trying to figure out how much of groceries I can get for $15 or $20

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09-11-2013 , 01:47 AM

#18997

pootiepoot

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 221

Have some class if you're going to be poor, right?

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09-11-2013 , 02:55 AM

#18998

TheCroShow

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,659

trailer trash girl is so much better than everyone!

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Sitting at a stop light when a cop walks up to my car and explains I'm not allowed to text while driving. I said I'm actually not texting but rather trying to set my iPod up to play I don't see the harm as I'm stopped. After a few mins of playing dumb and explaining I was unaware iPods weren't allowed and my car is new and I have no idea how to hook it up to Bluetooth he says he will allow me to take this as a warning rather than give me the $172 fine. I sigh with relief
He walks back to his car and drives off
Just then the fat cow in the car behind him pulls up beside me yells thanks for the inconvenience *******
To which I reply
Sorry I know your in a hurry to get another big mac you fat cow
She stops gets out an tries to fight me.. The cop turns around comes back and is now dealing with her while I drove off
Moral of the lesson
I win u lose

her 13 year old daughter is going to retire young!

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*pic of an $850 paycheck* Not bad for being 13
comment: thats more then the welfare moms in blank get for a full month
trailer trash: I know it's pretty sad those cows can't work but a 13 year old can make that in two weeks. She is putting all but $100 a check for savings
She doesn't want to go to post secondary she just wants to work and retire young or travel