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Starting my new job tomorrow. Can't believe I made it this far. Thanks to all those who supported me. For those who didn't, sorry that you're gonna miss out. Haha I told you all I was only going up.

Then he proceeds to comment on his own status before anyone has:

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For those girls who had their chance and chose otherwise, LOL. It's kind of funny how you think you can find better, yet you will soon find out what you coulda had. Sorry Hahaha

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In fact I almost feel like posting how much my starving salary is, but I won't do that cuz it will just plain be messed up

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Dang that felt good to get out Hahaha

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06-21-2011 , 01:13 AM

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Tyler Durden

banned

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 15,299

starving salary? haha dumas.

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06-21-2011 , 01:23 AM

#1479

ImsaKidd

CHOO CHOO

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 20,758

What is his new job?

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06-21-2011 , 01:40 AM

#1480

tschubauer

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 7,458

My reply would be that "money doesn't buy happiness"

Actually I lied. I wouldnt reply to that crap. "starving salary" ftw

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06-21-2011 , 02:43 AM

#1481

CBorders

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 16,505

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Originally Posted by Workout Guy

Still clocking them dollars!
Its gonna rain!
Just got off work!
Just checked my bodyspace account and I'm rated in the top 20 for nice body hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had a good workout tonight! Chest and legs very tight! Now bout to eat big, shower, and try to talk to her!

All within five hours of one another. A total of 13 status updates in the last 24 hours. Never unfriending this dude.

edit: Another....

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Originally Posted by Workout Guy

Will be going for a deep tissue massage soon!

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06-21-2011 , 03:12 AM

#1482

Xaston

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,529

I hope that guys starving salary is under 6 figures with little room for growth

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06-21-2011 , 03:41 AM

#1483

jrda88

banned

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 639

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Being pretty has its ups and downs..ups, i get anything i want lol..downs, umm ill get back to u on that when i find some lol

Worst part is this from a dude.

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06-21-2011 , 03:47 AM

#1484

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by bgomez89

Cousin:

Then he proceeds to comment on his own status before anyone has:

This is one of my favourites so far. I feel like it'd be better with an update every few months of how his girl situation is working out for him. Prediction: not well.

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06-21-2011 , 08:57 AM

#1485

Burdzthewurd

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 12,183

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Originally Posted by Douchey know-it-all amateur comedian

Can we all quit pretending to give a **** about Ryan Dunn now?

Had he not recently done the "congratulations, if you're reading this, you survived my FB defriending spree" post, I'd maybe let that slide but at least make a joke out of the guy's death if you're going to be a douchebag about it. Almost makes me want to reply "can we all quit giving a **** about the crappy comedy music videos you made that you spam our walls with?"

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06-21-2011 , 09:12 AM

#1486

YouFaiil

Concept of the Week Author

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 13,505

there are some really really really ******ed people out there...

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06-21-2011 , 09:35 AM

#1487

fivetypes

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Originally Posted by CBorders

All within five hours of one another. A total of 13 status updates in the last 24 hours. Never unfriending this dude.

edit: Another....

How are you friends with him to begin with?

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06-21-2011 , 09:43 AM

#1488

JayTeeMe

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd

What is his new job?

???

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06-21-2011 , 09:47 AM

#1489

Yeti

Abominable

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 23,208

i have 5 friends on facebook who basically have multiple statuses a day of :

'chest toneet can't wait'
'chicken breast and sweet potato for lunch bob on'
'did legs last night can't walk today'

yes i know i am the idiot for not defriending them.

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06-21-2011 , 09:56 AM

#1490

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,260

Would be hilarious if it's some commission-based sales job where he was promised "up to 100K" but actually winds up making like 30K.

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06-21-2011 , 09:58 AM

#1491

fivetypes

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06-21-2011 , 10:35 AM

#1492

YouFaiil

Concept of the Week Author

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 13,505

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Originally Posted by fivetypes

Awesome.

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06-21-2011 , 10:52 AM

#1493

CBorders

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 16,505

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Originally Posted by fivetypes

How are you friends with him to begin with?

I honestly have no idea. I registered for Facebook back in 2008ish and when I started using it again in 2010 I had a bunch of friend requests and just auto-accepted them.

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06-21-2011 , 11:06 AM

#1494

GMan42

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,260

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Originally Posted by fivetypes

I totally want to friend this guy.

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06-21-2011 , 11:12 AM

#1495

jjshabado

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I thought it was kind of lame (basically a rip off of The Office Space joke) until I got to the last paragraph. Pure gold.

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06-21-2011 , 11:16 AM

#1496

bgomez89

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 972

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Originally Posted by ImsaKidd

What is his new job?

tbh, i'm not really sure. I know he works at a hospital and his status update was referring to a promotion he got

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06-21-2011 , 11:19 AM

#1497

jjshabado

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Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,732

Lol, what? I was assuming he was at least in an acting/modeling/music industry and had landed a good contract.

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06-21-2011 , 11:23 AM

#1498

prohornblower

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 38,283

Are hospital salaries public record? If so, let's find out if this punk is lying or not.

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06-21-2011 , 11:35 AM

#1499

JayTeeMe

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What does he do in the hospital? You don't get promoted from receptionist to nurse...

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06-22-2011 , 02:01 AM

#1500

bgomez89

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 972

like i said before, not really sure I just know he works at a hospital somewhere

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