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02-26-2013 , 12:01 AM

#13851

dlk9s

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 22,503

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Originally Posted by grando1.0

who the hell is jefferson bethke

Albert Einstein's pseudonym.

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02-26-2013 , 12:05 AM

#13852

nuggetz87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 15,728

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Originally Posted by thethethe

Not mine but I feel it'll be appreciated here.

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Originally Posted by dlk9s

Albert Einstein's pseudonym.

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02-26-2013 , 12:10 AM

#13853

It's Brandt

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,625

Part time actor/adjunct college teacher/intense left-of-Michael-Moore liberal guy:

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That thing where a casting director cuts you off 30 seconds into your monologue and is like "I've already seen you do this and I already know what role I'm calling you in for so you're good." That's a first!

Musician/Composer guy who constantly talks about himself and his accomplishments on facebook (one of the most narcissistic posters on my feed):

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Back in NYC with a chill schedule for the next couple weeks and I don't remember how to do this.

He's so ****ing BUSY all the time he doesn't even remember how to NOT be busy! SUCCESS IS A BITCH.

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02-26-2013 , 12:14 AM

#13854

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

Wrong thread

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02-26-2013 , 12:27 AM

#13855

It's Brandt

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,625

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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

Wrong thread

You sure?

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02-26-2013 , 12:32 AM

#13856

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

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Originally Posted by It's Brandt

You sure?

Lol phone posting

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02-26-2013 , 01:27 AM

#13857

Rusemandingo

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Prob the most narcissistic status Ive seen that starts with "that thing".

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02-26-2013 , 03:45 AM

#13858

idontshutupi

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 34

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

I'm hoping she intends to walk the streets with it as a sandwich board

Haha she might use it as an eye chart, wean out any men with bad eye genes! Thou if they can see the writing they can see her (puke)

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02-26-2013 , 06:23 AM

#13859

saltine

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 432

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02-26-2013 , 07:00 AM

#13860

Quadstriker

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 15,354

Denden tells it like it is.

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02-26-2013 , 07:39 AM

#13861

His Boy Elroy

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 9,881

"that thing where..." "thats a first"

if its the first time it happened, it cant be a "thing" yet

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02-26-2013 , 08:18 AM

#13862

General Tsao

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 30,586

Quote:

Originally Posted by thethethe

Not mine but I feel it'll be appreciated here.

lolol

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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin

I can't comprehend how people can be FB grammar nits, but I love that those people exist.

It was needed in this case. I read the first post as a guy and his wife having a miscarriage or something.

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02-26-2013 , 10:43 AM

#13863

Your Boss

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,821

Moderately funny blog post about trolling vague status updates.

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02-26-2013 , 10:54 AM

#13864

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,368

I doubt that chick actually has gift cards, shes just set up on one of those affiliate account type deals and needs an excuse to spam her friends

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02-26-2013 , 10:56 AM

#13865

saltine

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 432

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Originally Posted by Alobar

I doubt that chick actually has gift cards, shes just set up on one of those affiliate account type deals and needs an excuse to spam her friends

Yeah, who gets enough in gift cards to be able to buy consoles and laptops? Kinda weird.

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02-26-2013 , 11:06 AM

#13866

YB2009

dats ruff

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 7,410

my sister not too long ago...

"I just won a free cruise!"

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02-26-2013 , 11:21 AM

#13867

rafiki

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 40,838

"Is anyone honest anymore ... Tired of the users and liars !!! Go find someone else to abuse and leave me the F alone !!!!"

Amazing.

Adults post this on FB

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02-26-2013 , 12:56 PM

#13868

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 30,120

20 something kid who is constantly posting faux-intellectual liberal stuff (quite a bit I agree with, but the presentation is just way too obnoxious) had a good one last night -

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Are you prepared to die for your beliefs or just to dye your hair?

followed by 10+ comments of "omg so deep."

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02-26-2013 , 01:51 PM

#13869

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

I'm sure there's some crazy religious group in the world that kills women for dying their hair.

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02-26-2013 , 02:08 PM

#13870

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

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Originally Posted by His Boy Elroy

"that thing where..." "thats a first"

if its the first time it happened, it cant be a "thing" yet

That's the joke. Still a stupid "look at me" post.

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Originally Posted by saltine

She really does need to die. I'm glad people are going to start calling her out for being nothing more than a spambot.

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02-26-2013 , 02:19 PM

#13871

Rawlz517

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Who the **** names their kid Denden?

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02-26-2013 , 02:31 PM

#13872

Kirbynator

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tyler durden

Denden Durden.

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02-26-2013 , 02:41 PM

#13873

saltine

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 432

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Originally Posted by SirRawrsALot

Who the **** names their kid Denden?

His name is Dennis.

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02-26-2013 , 02:55 PM

#13874

A-Rod's Cousin

banned

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 37,130

Yeah I figured DenDen was some stupid pet name. I like how she puts "SORRY" in all caps, as if his one post about it is going way overboard. As opposed to her 50 posts on the subject.