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10-16-2012 , 05:47 PM

#9951

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,120

well i jerked it to the photos of whoever that girl is

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10-16-2012 , 07:43 PM

#9952

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

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This prayer means so much so please say the prayer for everyone and pass it on.

Cancer is a strange cell.
You can go along for years in remission
And then one day it pops its head up again.
If you ever have it you will never be free of it.
Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.

A SMALL REQUEST...

93% won't forward, but I'm Sure You Will.

A small request.....Just one line

Dear God,
I pray that You will guide someone to find a cure for cancer in 2012 .
In Jesus Name, Amen
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
Even if it's only to one more person.
In memory of anyone you know who has been
Struck down by cancer or is still living with it.
A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.

Please Keep This Candle Going

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10-16-2012 , 07:47 PM

#9953

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 40,926

I get those, and I used to just friend them to see what was going on. It would be a hot chick with like 8 or 9 friends (all guys, ldo) and they never made any status updates or anything. I never understood it or figured it out. I dont get so many of them anymore, maybe only like 1 every couple months (used to be like 2 a week)

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10-16-2012 , 07:48 PM

#9954

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

this woman is a real saint

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There's a food bank box at work... So I cleaned out my pantry and brought in cream of broc soup, Greek olives, and a can of organic pumpkin... Happy thanksgiving!

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10-16-2012 , 07:49 PM

#9955

fezjones

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,961

someone on thanksgiving will be thrilled to get **** thats over a month old.

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10-16-2012 , 07:53 PM

#9956

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

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Originally Posted by fezjones

this woman is a real saint

She didn't mention doing anything disgusting to the cans before taking them to the food bank, so yeah.

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10-16-2012 , 07:55 PM

#9957

nutsfl0pper

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,298

Canned foods have very long shelf lives and starving ppl probably are thrilled to receive them. The more you know...

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10-16-2012 , 07:58 PM

#9958

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

And organic pumpkin, homeless people would kill for that.

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10-16-2012 , 07:59 PM

#9959

portals

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 386

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Originally Posted by fezjones

this woman is a real saint

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There's a food bank box at work... So I cleaned out my pantry and brought in cream of broc soup, Greek olives, and a can of organic pumpkin... Happy thanksgiving!

Eagerly awaiting the food pr0n pic of all of this slopped together in a bowl.

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10-16-2012 , 09:40 PM

#9960

deaders

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 5,762

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Originally Posted by Alobar

Fake accounts created using bots used to sell "likes".

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10-16-2012 , 09:45 PM

#9961

Alobar

Born Ready

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 40,926

yeah, but as far as I saw, they never liked any posts, they never made any status updates, their accounts never got up higher than 20 friends, they never PMed me

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10-16-2012 , 10:25 PM

#9962

shaft88

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,569

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

general facebook question

whats the goal in making an obviously fake profile using pics of hot girls and why do I keep getting randomly friended by them? its not online marketing or anything, just probably some fat dude making random status updates like a girl would

One of my friends from high school made a fake profile with pics like this to friend her boyfriend and catch him 'cheating' online. He fell for it and got dumped and trainwrecked publicly on fb. So it could be your extremely insecure girlfriend if you have one of those.

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10-17-2012 , 04:37 AM

#9963

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

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Wow guys I'm totally shocked! I thank everyone who has wished me a Happy Birthday!

Spoiler:

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10-17-2012 , 05:14 AM

#9964

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,494

Those bots are smart enough not to bother guys who say they're interested in men. Just one more advantage

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10-17-2012 , 05:39 AM

#9965

KingOfFelt

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7,877

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There's a food bank box at work... So I cleaned out my pantry and brought in cream of broc soup, Greek olives, and a can of organic pumpkin... Happy thanksgiving!

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Originally Posted by fezjones

this woman is a real saint

You should lay out a spread of broccoli soup, Greek olives and a can of organic pumpkin mix and then take a picture of it and post it on Facebook saying something like "Yum! Happy Thanksgiving! So grateful".

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10-17-2012 , 05:40 AM

#9966

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

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Originally Posted by KingOfFelt

AHAHAHAH A+

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10-17-2012 , 03:14 PM

#9967

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

Same guy as this:

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Wow guys I'm totally shocked! I thank everyone who has wished me a Happy Birthday!

11 am

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OMG!!! I love all you guys who wishes me a Happy Birthday! Thats just too Sublime to say the least!

noon

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I can't get enough Birthday wishes! I love it! Keep it up and I will have a happy throw up tonight!

WE GET IT DUDE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. ARE YOU 12?!?!!?!?

Bonus points: Guess how many people wished him happy birthday at this point.

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10-17-2012 , 03:25 PM

#9968

sl8a

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,318

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10-17-2012 , 03:29 PM

#9969

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

What is a "happy throw"?

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10-17-2012 , 03:29 PM

#9970

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

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Originally Posted by sl8a

Wow nailed it in one. Impressive.

On every single one of those comments, there are no likes or comments.

This one:

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For anyone who wants to join me at my house. I am throwing my own Pizza party at my place for my 26th B-Day. BYOB and come with a cheer!

does have a comment. From him.

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It will be later tonight if interested ask for time.

No other comments.

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10-17-2012 , 03:30 PM

#9971

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

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Originally Posted by EvilSteve

What is a "happy throw"?

He's PLANNING on getting so drunk that he throws up.

You can't make this up.

He also posted a picture of his giant angel wings tattoo on his back, but I don't know if I should post that. It's a little train wrecky.

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10-17-2012 , 03:30 PM

#9972

sl8a

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,318

Now I feel bad for him.

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10-17-2012 , 03:33 PM

#9973

Happy_Fish

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7,497

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Originally Posted by sl8a

Now I feel bad for him.

Dude once fell for the "I'm a hottie from Nepal I'm just in Nigeria right now for work" routine. It's difficult to feel sorry for him.

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10-17-2012 , 03:58 PM

#9974

El Diablo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 68,145

Happy,

I feel bad for him too. I hope you go to the pizza party, that's the least you can do after making fun of him behind his back like this. Just think of how happy he'll be to have someone come to his party!