Clearly not a 99%er

its spreading pretty fast in the last week or so , think most of my chick friends have been talking about it .

doesnt it make more sense to talk about "the top 6% " insteand of 94% ?

clearly better understandable, but maybe im just in the wrong 6%

SirGaribaldi on understandability.

You sound like someone who is in the top 94%

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buuuuuuuuurn

That dumb bitch even spelled the name of the test wrong.

Also interesting that 35% is average.

PARENTS/ADULTS....PLEASE PRAY WITH, FOR AND OVER YOUR/OUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY LEAVE HOME. WE MUST PRAY THAT GOD'S COVER AND PROTECT THEM, GUIDE THEM AND GIVE THEM THE STRENGTH TO SAY NO TO THINGS THEY KNOW ARE NOT HEALTHY, WISE OR SUBMITTING TO PEER PRESSURE. SATAN DOESN'T CARE HOW HE GETS OUR CHILDREN...HE JUST WANTS TO DESTROY THEM. THIS LITTLE ANGEL WAS AN OUTSTANDING STUDENT ACADEMICALLY AND SOCIALLY. PLEASE PRAY FOR THE OLIVER FAMILY. IT NEVER FAILS AT THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR THE DEATH ANGEL BEGINS MAKING ROUNDS AT OUR SCHOOLS, COMMUNITIES TRICKING OUR YOUTH TO MAKE DECISIONS THAT COST THEM THEIR LIFE....SATAN WE BIND YOUR SPIRIT OF INFLUENCE, OF CHALLANGE, OF DARE, OF PEER PRESSURE OF DOWN RIGHT TRICKERY...LORD COVER AND PROTECT ALL OUR BABIES, GIVE THEM COURAGE TO SAY NO TO THINGS THAT WILL HARM THEM AND OTHERS IN JESUS NAME AMEN! SO VERY HURTFULLY SAD♥


girl drowns during "bridge jumping game"

so tempted to write "I guess we know her answer to 'if your friends told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?'"

Posted just a few seconds ago on my newsfeed:

... now that's badass!

from a girl i went to hs with:

she spelled it correctly in line one and even gets beneficial right, but two instances of according is just too much apparently.

"Really didn't wish I had such a big heart...it only gets me in trouble for caring about people I shouldn't." 30likes with comments like AMEM and I also have that problem.




Would be annoying enough on its own but this girl is always postin status updates about getting out of duis.and doing ******ed whit driving around deunk

Im sitting here for 5 minutes trying to figure out what "really didnt wish i had such a big heart" means.

lol my brain didn't trip up on that at all.

oh look another cryptic hospital status...too bad that i dont give a ****

i really wish sometimes all friends of a person could make a silent pact to ignore a blatantly cryptic ask-me-what-happened fb non-status. it would be quite a beautiful thing. but inevitably at least one person, usually more, respond inquisitively, giving the poster the attention they so crave and enabling them

If you're close enough to them you can post something plausible yet embarrassing:

"is this about that rash?"
"was it that hemmorhoid thing?"
"i wish you hadn't sent me pics that was so gross lol"

someone posted this picture with the caption:



he's hispanic afaict. luke is his kid

In b4 Luke's shocking "I am your father" reveal. Since I'm guessing that's a mix and match family.

Thank god there's no ginger set.

Kid to mom in toy store, overheard by someone not aware of the context: "Ooh Mom, can we buy a black family?"

Hispanic dad looks like Obama

asian family looks mexican

The Asian boy isn't good at sports. lol.

i guess he wants 32 different sets or whatever it is with every combination of race so everyone can have one that matches their family. i kind of feel like leaving a smart ass reply on there but i never troll people on facebook for some reason