You have to be pretty thick skinned to joke about your own skin condition like that.

Eczema, groooosssss!

my bf and i had never heard of QUILTBAG and had to look up both it and the constituent term "genderqueer". mind blown.

lol. and that is why i only look at porn in incognito windows.

From my best friends 21 or so year old sister

"R.I.P. (her name) She passed away about 10 minutes ago in a car crash.

If you saw this & wouldn't care, stop reading. If you would go to my funeral, like my status. If you would cry or be sad, comment with a heart. Change the name & put this as your status to see who really cares"

WTF... this is followed so far by 4 girls posting 20-30 heart symbols each in the comments and more likes

hahah there we go we're back on track

I pretty much only use FB in an incognito window now so I'm not somehow logged in on every other god damn website I visit for the first time.

For some reason this parody of the cancer story has gone semi-viral a la "how is babby formed". I believe it to be a parody because it can't be real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsUYxwIEerI

would honestly consider breaking up with her for this alone if I was the boyfriend

nothing like a good fake death message to keep your friends entertained.

holy hell so many stupid Victoria Secret statuses

3/4 of these were guys

single mom around 22

"ooooooooooooooooooh....there is a HUGE DIFFERENCE in being a Single mom because a relationship didn't work than being single mom because you don't know who your baby's dad is!! HUGE DIFFERENCE!!"

she plays that stupid game where she replaces a name with a number in order to anonymously publish who she would like to sleep with.

‎"2011 goodness, you are HOT, and that firefighter uniform makes u look hotter than the fire you are trying to put out..i would deff. say that we need to hang out soon, and yeah for the hit and run"

‎"321 our weeding was supposed to take place this past Saturday and hate that it didin't work out!! Men in uniform soo sexy.... awww..i miss talking to you you are not the same anymore!! and i HATE that...you don't have time for me anymore...still have some love for ya deep inside my heart i do have a heart you know, something you don;t!"



She's definitely a little nuts to say the least.

I'm inclined to think this is fake - but it's from a girl I went to highschool with so I have no clue wtf is going on.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

does this friend often have statuses like "~**txt it bitchessss drinks 2niteee<333 **~" ? If so it might not be a troll.

She's definitely ******ed, I'm not sure if she's THAT ******ed though. None of her posts before this are terrible just your standard "here doing this with x, y, and z" and other boring **** [albeit terribly spelled]. It's really making me wonder.

it's a joke post i've seen before.

homework > models.

does not compute.

+1. it's a parody of those awful stories like the girl with cancer who told her boyfriend to live without her for 24 hrs. there are a bunch of similar joke ones going around. it's a meme now, and they almost always end "like dis if u cry every time"

Posted by a girl nobody wants.

hello, they're anorexic aliens!

Did you guys somehow miss Fly's post 4 posts before Timmay's?

That Boy/Man thing is old as ****- and is a really long way of saying "I'm a chick who dates losers".

I think fly's was longer and more deadbeat. This one reads like she doesn't want to date guys who don't spend 100% of their time with her.

Same girl as my last few posts. Let me know if you want me to stop. I have no idea how I was missing this girl's statuses before... I guess my FB algorithm assumed I wouldn't want to read such drivel in my news feed, but I actually clicked "show me more of this" simply because I am so consistently entertained by it. I think the entertainment factor is going to wear off in 24-48 hours or so, though.


[youtube link to some christmas song]

Took me a second or two to figure out what the hell a baby grandma is.

a baby grandma is something that is kirky and balling