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11-22-2018 , 06:14 PM

#42376

goofball

Beat Nate Silver

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 20,426

Happy thanksgiving hitlers!

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11-22-2018 , 06:24 PM

#42377

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Oh I cant believe i read that whole ****ing thing waiting for some sort of payoff. Of course Jesus showed up.

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11-22-2018 , 06:37 PM

#42378

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

And that man who turned out to be Jesus.. .. was ALBERT EINSTEIN!!

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11-22-2018 , 06:52 PM

#42379

sumey

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,815

And George grew up to be George Clooney.

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11-22-2018 , 06:58 PM

#42380

amoeba

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The anachronistic juxtaposition of stew in a thermos in an era of GPS locators shattered my suspension of disbelief.

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11-22-2018 , 07:52 PM

#42381

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,384

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Originally Posted by amoeba

The anachronistic juxtaposition of stew in a thermos in an era of GPS locators shattered my suspension of disbelief.

that, and Jesus

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11-22-2018 , 07:53 PM

#42382

grando1.0

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Originally Posted by goofball

Happy thanksgiving hitlers!

Probably my favorite thing in the thread

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11-26-2018 , 02:37 AM

#42383

rakemeplz

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

The time for talk is over. Lets ****ing go! *shows a betslip betting 15k on a college football team.

then:

THROW THE ****ING ROCK MY GAWD

then:

One team throwing the rock playing for TDs, the other slamming it into the line every play, playing for FGs.

This offensive game plan is out of A 1954 playbook. THROW THE ****ING ROCK.

Finally:

Today is the day I officially give up on Jim Harbaugh. Michigan Football now slides into Lions territory until they get a new head coach, or completely blow this entire offensive philosophy away. It becomes background noise that I can point and laugh at. How can you continue to emotionally invest yourself in this garbage?

Run up the middle 40 times a game for nothing. It’s disgusting, and an assault on common sense. You are NOT going to win in 2018 trying to run the ball like this.

✌️ 〽️

Big game vs North Carolina this week!

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11-26-2018 , 02:53 AM

#42384

ChrisV

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Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 40,336

I fully endorse all opinions and behaviour described in those posts, tbh.

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11-29-2018 , 07:34 AM

#42385

Csaba

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11-30-2018 , 09:10 PM

#42386

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,384

that is so maddening

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12-05-2018 , 11:05 PM

#42387

dlk9s

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Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 22,503

My wife's friend (who is also my FB friend) posts the same series of Hanukkah pictures every single year.

1) All of the gifts before they are wrapped. A sort of "look how awesome we are that we got our kids all this good stuff" post.

2) All of the gifts after they are wrapped, before they get hidden. "My kids are going to be so excited! Look at all this!"

3) Pics AND videos of the kids opening their gifts EVERY night. These include reaction shots, which of course, always show how over the moon the kids are with every gift.

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12-05-2018 , 11:28 PM

#42388

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

i always wonder who actually watches those

like does anyone besides grandma actually give a **** lol?

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12-06-2018 , 03:52 AM

#42389

dlk9s

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To add, some of the presents are things like books. Those are fine and I'm sure they are books the kids wanted, but seeing them with mouths agape and eyes lit up like they just had a puppy deliver them a Nintendo Switch makes me certain that the person taking the picture told them to look at the camera and look excited. No kid, even if they are happy with it, gets that excited for a book.

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12-06-2018 , 08:56 AM

#42390

Kamikam

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Originally Posted by dlk9s

(...) seeing them with mouths agape and eyes lit up like they just had a puppy deliver them a Nintendo Switch makes me certain that the person taking the picture told them to look at the camera and look excited. No kid, even if they are happy with it, gets that excited for a book.

I really really wanna believe you're wrong.

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12-06-2018 , 08:21 PM

#42391

dlk9s

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Also, the videos are in portrait orientation.

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12-09-2018 , 01:57 AM

#42392

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 99,986

Holy **** this actually works.

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12-09-2018 , 06:54 AM

#42393

grando1.0

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Yeah that's absolutely ridiculous and I feel really dumb (because it does work)

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12-09-2018 , 10:31 AM

#42394

EnglishLad72

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God dammit, now that I see it I want to go back to the "before" picture but my brain won't let me

STUPID BRAIN

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12-09-2018 , 12:55 PM

#42395

Fossilkid93

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 14,227

Couldn't go back to the before pic last night, but when I woke up today I was able to.

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12-09-2018 , 04:22 PM

#42396

runout_mick

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,171

The round one on the far right seem to be the easiest to flip back and forth. I couldn't see any as upside down and thought you guys were losing it until I flipped that one.

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12-09-2018 , 06:13 PM

#42397

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Im unable to see any as upside down.

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12-09-2018 , 06:38 PM

#42398

sumey

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,815

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Originally Posted by runout_mick

The round one on the far right seem to be the easiest to flip back and forth. I couldn't see any as upside down and thought you guys were losing it until I flipped that one.

For me it was the 2 small bowls on the left