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08-15-2016 , 05:15 AM

#38251

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,762

they just really, really, REALLY, love america, man.

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08-15-2016 , 05:23 AM

#38252

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

they just really, really, REALLY, love america, man.

And who can blame them, amid such exceptionalism?

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08-15-2016 , 05:46 AM

#38253

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Eskimo coming in last minute to affirm to me I'm not crazy those guys crying is kinda weird. Even if you're USA#1 that passionately, that in itself is a little creepy imo

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08-15-2016 , 07:22 AM

#38254

darksideofthewal

adept

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 887

I wonder if they've been inspired by this medalist:

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08-15-2016 , 10:20 AM

#38255

problemeliminator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

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Because life is not made only of photos (and because a wise friend asked me to) I also liked the idea.. And I'm going to get into the game. The game is called "shake" the Facebook. Let's see if it works. The idea is to see who reads a post when there isn't a picture. So, if you are reading this message, make a comment using a single word about how we met. Just one word, please. Next, copy this message on your wall so I can also leave a word. Just hold your finger on this text. Touch the word copy. Go to your page & hold your finger where you write. Then touch on "paste". That's it.

11 hours ago. zero likes, zero comments.

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08-15-2016 , 12:28 PM

#38256

bdiddy131313

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

"My mom is on her first stage of heart failure. The heart doctor said she needed to quit smoking. I asked my mom to pick a number and she said 430. we agreed if this picture of us gets 430 likes she won't pick up another cigarette. i don't care what it takes, share this. I don't care, I'm just not ready to let my mom go."

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08-15-2016 , 12:45 PM

#38257

bahbahmickey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,518

Anyone that responds with 430 when asked to pick a number deserves to die as does someone who asks another person to pick a number but doesn't specify a range of numbers the person is supposed to pick from.

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08-15-2016 , 01:28 PM

#38258

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,609

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Originally Posted by bahbahmickey

"I can't stop smoking on my own to say my heart from failing, but if 430 random strangers respond to a Facebook post, that'll get me to stop."

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08-15-2016 , 01:29 PM

#38259

DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdiddy131313

Funny, the best guy in the world picked the same thing:

Me: "Don't you mean '420'?"
J: "No, 430. 420 for me and then 10 more for each of my friends!"

RIP Jonsey

idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses

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08-15-2016 , 01:48 PM

#38260

Beerocrat

champion of the sun

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,931

Quote:

Originally Posted by WateryBoil

pretty dope quote. i also like how his beard and hair appear to be as one entity.

I like the quote so I looked into it a bit. It seems to be mis-attributed, and that doesn't appear to be a drawing of Marcus Aurelius .

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08-15-2016 , 02:00 PM

#38261

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,609

My aunt posted this, thinking it was true:

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08-15-2016 , 02:52 PM

#38262

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,352

lol

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08-15-2016 , 03:08 PM

#38263

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 51,179

LOLOL

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08-15-2016 , 04:03 PM

#38264

sumey

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,815

that last line got me good

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08-15-2016 , 04:44 PM

#38265

bahbahmickey

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 15,518

hahahahahahah that is great.

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08-15-2016 , 06:25 PM

#38266

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

I saw that but it was posted as a joke in my news feed so didn't share it. Very LOL though

RIP Jonsey - taken far too soon

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08-15-2016 , 06:29 PM

#38267

Banned4lyfe

Sup-Bah? Pop-Bah Pooh-Bear Permanently Pooh-Bah Billy Walters Jr

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 13,932

Didn't see that one coming. Nice.

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08-15-2016 , 06:41 PM

#38268

bdiddy131313

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

Wasn't this hitlers mission?

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08-15-2016 , 06:57 PM

#38269

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,218

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucoGranger

Funny, the best guy in the world picked the same thing:

Me: "Don't you mean '420'?"
J: "No, 430. 420 for me and then 10 more for each of my friends!"

RIP Jonsey

Great job

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08-15-2016 , 07:04 PM

#38270

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

NSFW hilarity from conspiracy uncle:

Spoiler:

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08-15-2016 , 07:06 PM

#38271

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

My gracious aunt is helping me with her extensive knowledge in traditional Chinese medicine to heal my body of the havoc created by western medications. My prescription was created by a doctor based off an comprehensive collection of personal data. It took about three hours to meticulously measure and seperate a daily dose for a 30 day trail.
I am ready for this and I deserve this. I am grateful ��